Smashing a chick that has a boyfriend

Max. · April 2012

I know im not the only dude thats done this..

Basically went to a party..this chick i know said she feeling me she say one thing to me n her boyfriend on her shoulder like a fuckn hawk...neways its abOut 3am..him n his friends drunk they have no car/Ls so me n her drop them off..we go back to my boys house talk for like a hour than fuck..we laying on the couch n this broad that was with my friend walks out his room n gives her the wtf face...couple hours later her boyfriend is textn her what happened this morning? N she says nothing to him..He believes her...

Drop your stories or ducktales

darkone360 · April 2012

Told my story plenty of times. 2 seperate incidents. Almost got "busted" during the act wit one incident. Got " busted" after the fact (her man went thru her phone the next morning and called me).

CeLLaR-DooR · April 2012

Met this chick at college when we were about 17...She's 'in love' with some muppet I kno'...So when we were around 20...Give her the Cellar whimsy and she's at my house...It goes down...Even get a lil head...Nothin' really special about it...Except that she came with all this, "I love my man...I'd never hurt him"...blah blah...Turns out, this ho' had cheated on her man before...And the nigga lived on my street...

here's the doozy, though...She told her fiancée that she cheated on him...He came back with, 'Jemma...I'm so sorry...I kno' I must have done something to you coz I know you'd never do anything like that unless I gave you a reason...I'm sorry"

smh

couple weeks later I'm in his girl...Raw

Max. · April 2012

@darkone drop your story bruh

I know dude to..we not homies or nothing..me n him go to the same gym he always goes tuesdays n thurs morning(we have mutual friends) his bitch ass wasnt there tuesday..i wanted to see him so i could give a smirk nh like ya bruh i fucked yo girl...she gave me that she never cheated before shit to..His boys at the gym didnt say wassup(they usually do) i dont care tho

darkone360 · April 2012

Wow. I counted about 4 L's in Cell's story that ole boy took.

Max. · April 2012

LOL that shit was funny

CeLLaR-DooR · April 2012

And lastly...he works in a Schuh up west...Went in there...He recognised me...Spudded me...And gave me his staff discount when I bought some shoes...

Charlie Sheen winnin'

darkone360 · April 2012

Damn. And there goes L # 5, 6, & 7. Lol

Cain1 · April 2012

CeLLaR-DooR wrote: »

And lastly...he works in a Schuh up west...Went in there...He recognised me...Spudded me...And gave me his staff discount when I bought some shoes...

Charlie Sheen winnin'

*spudded* sounds gay as fuck bruh. That UK slang sounds sweet as splenda when yall niggas say it lol. What does it mean?

Also cool story on beating ol girl lol.

CeLLaR-DooR · April 2012

Cain Marko wrote: »

CeLLaR-DooR wrote: »

And lastly...he works in a Schuh up west...Went in there...He recognised me...Spudded me...And gave me his staff discount when I bought some shoes...

Charlie Sheen winnin'

*spudded* sounds gay as fuck bruh. That UK slang sounds sweet as splenda when yall niggas say it lol. What does it mean?

Also cool story on beating ol girl lol.

Spud is Caribbean thing, ya zimme?...Like...I dunno what you call it over there...Errm...Fist bump?

Du_Du · April 2012

shit's all fun and games until that first "yo....i coulda died" moment....

after that i think most niggaz feel like it ain't worth it no more

Max. · April 2012

Du what are u talkn bout bruh lol

Darkcrusader3.0 · April 2012

not that im aware of

Du_Du · April 2012

Max-b wrote: »

Du what are u talkn bout bruh lol

it's one of those things that's cool to do until your first brush with a extremely over the top drama situation...

caddo man · April 2012

Being in the Navy, you get plenty of chances to catch a old head trying to get some young sailor drunk and do that thing. I was that young sailor a number of times. The last time was this broad I met just fucking around at the McDs on base. Ending up this chick was dating the local drug dealer in the projects she stayed. Dude had that joint locked up. Almost needed a badge to walk on those grounds. Long story short, I fucked but was hit with info about her dude by her friend. Chick said, "If you value your life, Dont be seen with her in Portsmouth again." That was enough for me to look for other pussy.

I have plenty of storied but that was the only one with drama.

As a older gent on this IC. I actually look at those times and kind of regret those actions but I will never change a thing. Those were valuable experiences that shapes my decisions today.

darkone360 · April 2012

Niggas nowadays will quickly put yo azzz in a "First 48" episode.

Cutty5000 · April 2012

Haul Judos wrote: »

shit's all fun and games until that first "yo....i coulda died" moment....

after that i think most niggaz feel like it ain't worth it no more

Yeah, niggaz need to be careful before they go out like Fruit from the Wire in Season 4.

Technically he wasn't messing with someone else's girl (she was Lex' ex), but he still went out just the same.

The Douce · April 2012

darkone360 wrote: »

Told my story plenty of times. 2 seperate incidents. Almost got "busted" during the act wit one incident. Got " busted" after the fact (her man went thru her phone the next morning and called me).

your sig is woat as fuck. those titties look like flying saucers

darkone360 · April 2012

Damn I forgot about that episode. Lol! Nigga walked off casually like it wasn't nothin.

Max. · April 2012

Her boyfriend is lame..how the fuck u let yo girl pick a guy(me) to drive you home with your gurl in the car..especially one you knows she flirts with..

sonsofscotland · April 2012

yeah a did that once, thing is her boyfriend heard she was at mine and stormed up the road, a was chillin on this sorta balcony type bit with her and he was down below shoutin up all agressive and am laughing back at him... a was like 'get up and do somthing about it then' by the time he got up the stairs he was all teary eye'd about it and all that shouting at me was the last thing he was doing... a felt bad tbh... but she told him to leave and a hit it again, a didnt wanna break up a couple but she was clearly looking for a reason and he was clearly a bitch.

darkone360 · April 2012

Duly noted Douce

*presses wack & feelings for Douce*

Smash_Adams · April 2012

Smashed this chick when I was working at a call center. Introduced her to an acquaintance and they started dating. Had a party at my crib about 2 weeks later. He leaves and she stays. Went to go buy a black from the corner store. SHe comes with. Fucked her on one of those green electrical boxes. Over the course of 9 months we fucked almost everyday on break. He moved in with her...

CeLLaR-DooR · April 2012

Astronaut_King wrote: »

Smashed this chick when I was working at a call center. Introduced her to an acquaintance and they started dating. Had a party at my crib about 2 weeks later. He leaves and she stays. Went to go buy a black from the corner store. SHe comes with. Fucked her on one of those green electrical boxes. Over the course of 9 months we fucked almost everyday on break. He moved in with her...

NICE

powerman 5000 · April 2012

Max-b wrote: »

Her boyfriend is lame..how the fuck u let yo girl pick a guy(me) to drive you home with your gurl in the car..especially one you knows she flirts with..

Maybe he had something else lined up and didn't want to be bothered with her. If a bitch want to fuck, she gon fuck. You can't protect her from dicks, maybe dude knew this and was like whatever.

DaBull · April 2012

Astronaut_King wrote: »

Smashed this chick when I was working at a call center. Introduced her to an acquaintance and they started dating. Had a party at my crib about 2 weeks later. He leaves and she stays. Went to go buy a black from the corner store. SHe comes with. Fucked her on one of those green electrical boxes. Over the course of 9 months we fucked almost everyday on break. He moved in with her...

Wow, dude caught mad L's

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