Mulling over the 11 Satanic Commandments

SnowBunnySmanger · May 2012

Here are the commandments, for those ineterested

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

I was thinking about number 9, and I wondered if killing a little child painlessly would be considered harming the child or not. Harm is defined by google as:

Physical injury, esp. that which is deliberately inflicted.

and by merriam webster as

1
: physical or mental damage : injury
2
: mischief, hurt

SnowBunnySmanger · May 2012

here are the 10 christian commandments for those interested as well

The Ten Commandments

1. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.
3. Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain.
4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
5. Honour thy father and thy mother.
6. Thou shalt not kill.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
8. Thou shalt not steal.
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
10. Thou shalt not covet.

Lou Cypher · May 2012

Hmm. Satan sounds like he's a bit misunderstood.

dalyricalbandit · May 2012

doesnt sound so bad

ThaCerealKilla · May 2012

hmm the so called "satanic" commandments sound like common sense to me, except maybe #7

TB.Boy · May 2012

I was reading this the other day and realized how in reality people follow this naturally. basically what cereal killer said its common sense... following this will send you to hell?

Disciplined InSight · May 2012

Wrong section. Doesn't have anything to do with Hip Hop...even though it's possible some of the Hip Hop artists might follow those satanic commandments.

infamous114 · May 2012

Disciplined InSight wrote: »

Wrong section. Doesn't have anything to do with Hip Hop...even though it's possible some of the Hip Hop artists might follow those satanic commandments.

Even though like CerealKilla said, some of those aren't really satanic in nature and actually common sense

Trillaaaaaa · May 2012

If hese are the tenets of Satanism then who are you to say these commandments aren't "satanic in nature"? What's Satanic? What were you expecting the commandments to be?

Ted Bundy · May 2012

You sum kind of pedofile? Of all the laws on that list, u focus on that one..

#suspectchesterthemolester

Disciplined InSight · May 2012

infamous114 wrote: »

Disciplined InSight wrote: »

Wrong section. Doesn't have anything to do with Hip Hop...even though it's possible some of the Hip Hop artists might follow those satanic commandments.

Even though like CerealKilla said, some of those aren't really satanic in nature and actually common sense

Well yeah..it looks like that on the surface, but...I don't know.

SnowBunnySmanger · May 2012

hannibal_187 wrote: »

You sum kind of pedofile? Of all the laws on that list, u focus on that one..

#suspectchesterthemolester

You some kind of retard?

Who can't tell the difference between painlessly killing and molesting an individual?

ChromaStoned · May 2012

nerds wrote that

VIBE · May 2012

Had a topic on this a while ago, before the IC went "offline". The satanic commandments are GOAT.

alissowack · May 2012

...so what happens if someone breaks these Satanic Commandments?

Oceanic · May 2012

alissowack wrote: »

...so what happens if someone breaks these Satanic Commandments?

the same thing that happens when someone breaks the 10 Commandments

...No action from the imaginary entity who the rules were attributed to.

alissowack · May 2012

@JadeRighteousness. Despite its existence, the government sometimes "takes no action"...yet we can't say that it is imaginary.

I was asking that question to be humorous...for if God (of the Bible) has consequences, why can't Satan?

judahxulu · May 2012

the quality that makes them satanic is that theyre good AND evil. thats the point....
the satanic frequency is more about ego then what most of us view as straight up and down eveil. the real deal satanists laugh at these kind of misconceptioons. aint no damn rules beside do what you want to do for you as you are your own god.

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