"Real Men Don’t LOL"

BoldChild · May 2012

lol, didn't read most of it, but just saw this part.

"The next time you’re on a date with a potential suitor, give him the “bitch boy test”. Act as if you don’t like the food he orders, and demand that he get something he can share with you. 9 out of 10 guys will quickly return that thug ass steak for that soft ass glazed salmon."

For just this post, I'm going to give a real boldchild comment.

Wish a bitch would try this shit. I'd hand $5 to the waiter, apologize for the trouble, and walk right out.

soul rattler · May 2012

TROLOLOL

CC_Poncho · May 2012

Niggas need to stop suckin nostalgia off, if you doin what you're supposed to do, you wouldn't have time to give these "State of the Real Nigga" addresses

loch121 · May 2012

damn that post is infinity

darkone360 · May 2012

LOL @ t/s dropping a research paper called a thread. Maaaaan I didn't read any of that.

Can someone give me a quick recap

Maalik · May 2012

Mr. Whatchasay wrote: »

why do niggas that claim they're the last real nigga left suggest that niggas need to step up and start acting like real niggas cuz females love real niggas

Nigga thats more hoes for you if them niggas wanna act like pussies, now thinking like that is real nigga shit

no.

let's say a gallon of gas cost $1.25 in the year 1999. you're happy. with $10.00 you can fill up the car without breaking the bank. your total gas expenditures might be $30.00 for the entire month. life is easy.

over the next 13 years, demand drives the valuation of gas up, rendering the price of a gallon of gas at $9.00 per gallon. you can no longer derive the same utility at your current price level as you once did. how are you winning in this situation?

in case you're horrible at allegory.

gas = pussy
demand = thirst.
price = simp shit niggas are willing to do/what women feel theyre entitled to.
answer = simps fuck the game up for real niggas.

7_rolls_royces · May 2012

Mugshot_McGruff wrote: »

I never had a Twitter account and based on what I hear about it, I would be wasting my time creating one.

ceothachosen1 · May 2012

did not read

Bookworm · May 2012

didn't read

#lilflexlikezeno · May 2012

ay that

ceothachosen1 wrote: »

did not read

ay lmao!!!! shit is classic

dude a cartoon character

Black_Samson · May 2012

Anybody angry by this article is a certified bitch nigga.

You never give your women that much got damn control over you.

That's that Drake Shit.

Knives Amilli · May 2012

SlickestR wrote: »

Knives Amilli wrote: »

SlickestR wrote: »

at the time when all the real niggas were controlling the game, too bad they've became dead-beat fathers and left a whole generation of bastardized lost children into the world without teaching them the game. Maybe that's why we got all these niggas acting the way they do.. because real niggas was too busy dealing with hoes and not putting on for the next generation.

Question

When was the time when "real niggas" were controlling the game?

Niggas have been absent from the home since at least the 50's, so thats a good 5 generations of niggas who grew up without fathers and therefore had "no on to teach them the game". So it was the pre-ww2 niggas who had the game on lock?

Or maybe, just maybe niggas don't like to admit that simping has been around for, oh I dont know, the beginning of civilization?

The only, i repeat, the ONLY thing that has changed is increased opportunity to simp what with the advent of cell phones and the internet.

okay so if real niggas haven't been home since the 50's and simping has been here since the beginning of time,

so what's the problem?

You tell me. IDGAF about how other niggas go about getting pussy. Whatever works for them.

#1 pick · May 2012

Ajackson17 wrote: »

We all know this is bull crap cause simpin is the way to go and women have to be with it or cry about it. The age of the warrior, thug, hunter, etc is over and the age of a Level 1 society of technology, philosophy, art, fashion, intellect will take place and it drives women and barbaric people insane that they cannot stop destiny.

Fuck you talking about my nigga. This blog on point. Don't be a bitch nigga.

DreadsRIGHT · May 2012

Not one word....

Amotekun · May 2012

Simpin is nothin but bunch of beta males runnin around unchecked deifying pussy. Back in the day there was no simpin hard because all the females were trying to be around the alpha males, and in order to interact with people you had to go places and not just sit up o a twitter account.
So all these beta males had to fall back with that bullshit because they usually got that ass whopped or just roasted into the ether by alpha males who had pussy game on lock.
The friend zone is where most of these beta males found themselves, carrying books, being the shoulder to cry on when the alpha male did or said some shit, doing her homework all while harboring a massive crush. To this day the shit goes on, it's just unregulated on the internet. The females these beta males simp to won't give them no pussy but will gladly soak up that attention a la the Drofinity Syndrome.
The only thing they do is gas these females up until they get around an alpha male and he check that shit.

Nate D.O. · May 2012

simpin been goin on since the beginnin of time word to Adam and Eve.

dallas' 4 eva · May 2012

I read this dude's blog all the time, he be on some real shit.

Makaveli Joker · May 2012

Man I aint read all that shit

You gotta summarize in the ic nigg

ocelot · May 2012

I'd suck her toes *shrugs*

HyenaKilla · May 2012

Ajackson17 wrote: »

We all know this is bull crap cause simpin is the way to go and women have to be with it or cry about it. The age of the warrior, thug, hunter, etc is over and the age of a Level 1 society of technology, philosophy, art, fashion, intellect will take place and it drives women and barbaric people insane that they cannot stop destiny.

My man, "close but no cigar"! You were about 75% spot on asides from "simpin' is the way to go" and warriors & hunters being phased out. Everything else is a strong argument, so I'm coerced to cosign off of aggregate points made.

HyenaKilla · May 2012

Maalik wrote: »

Mr. Whatchasay wrote: »

why do niggas that claim they're the last real nigga left suggest that niggas need to step up and start acting like real niggas cuz females love real niggas

Nigga thats more hoes for you if them niggas wanna act like pussies, now thinking like that is real nigga shit

no.

let's say a gallon of gas cost $1.25 in the year 1999. you're happy. with $10.00 you can fill up the car without breaking the bank. your total gas expenditures might be $30.00 for the entire month. life is easy.

over the next 13 years, demand drives the valuation of gas up, rendering the price of a gallon of gas at $9.00 per gallon. you can no longer derive the same utility at your current price level as you once did. how are you winning in this situation?

in case you're horrible at allegory.

gas = pussy
demand = thirst.
price = simp shit niggas are willing to do/what women feel theyre entitled to.
answer = simps fuck the game up for real niggas.

Gave both of y'all a GOAT. But allow me to play devil's advocate Maalik. If it is true that "simps" fuck up the game for "real niggas"; What's so relevant about being a "real nigga"?

Why should "real niggas" self-interests be respected by "simps"?

Are "real niggaz" now seriously begging for mercy because they are now at the mercy of perfect market elasticity, and are no longer able to display monopolistic behaviors?

Since you used a microeconomics homology/analogy, this is called perfect competition homie.

If "real niggas" are salty 'bout it, they need to reevaluate their personal calculations on the value of pussy(intrinsic vs. market demand driven); innovate a way to profit or else this is y'all shutdown point.

Black_Samson · May 2012

Hunters and warriors will always be the most sought after.
Any one who tells you different is a bitch nigga.

You soft niggas are setting yourselves up to be victims, lifelong victims.
It's human nature to take advantage.
Hahahahahaha dumbass.

Black_Samson · May 2012

Sucker for love isn't just an old timetable saying... It's sound advice and a great warning.

You niggas in here sounding like door mats.

Women outnumber men in America yet you feel the need to simp?!?

Really nigga?
You new niggas is dumb ass Fuck.

deadeye · May 2012

HyenaKilla wrote: »

Maalik wrote: »

Mr. Whatchasay wrote: »

why do niggas that claim they're the last real nigga left suggest that niggas need to step up and start acting like real niggas cuz females love real niggas

Nigga thats more hoes for you if them niggas wanna act like pussies, now thinking like that is real nigga shit

no.

let's say a gallon of gas cost $1.25 in the year 1999. you're happy. with $10.00 you can fill up the car without breaking the bank. your total gas expenditures might be $30.00 for the entire month. life is easy.

over the next 13 years, demand drives the valuation of gas up, rendering the price of a gallon of gas at $9.00 per gallon. you can no longer derive the same utility at your current price level as you once did. how are you winning in this situation?

in case you're horrible at allegory.

gas = pussy
demand = thirst.
price = simp shit niggas are willing to do/what women feel theyre entitled to.
answer = simps fuck the game up for real niggas.

Gave both of y'all a GOAT. But allow me to play devil's advocate Maalik. If it is true that "simps" fuck up the game for "real niggas"; What's so relevant about being a "real nigga"?

Why should "real niggas" self-interests be respected by "simps"?

Are "real niggaz" now seriously begging for mercy because they are now at the mercy of perfect market elasticity, and are no longer able to display monopolistic behaviors?

Since you used a microeconomics homology/analogy, this is called perfect competition homie.

If "real niggas" are salty 'bout it, they need to reevaluate their personal calculations on the value of pussy(intrinsic vs. market demand driven); innovate a way to profit or else this is y'all shutdown point.

The game is the game.

If a nigga is really a "real" nigga none of the shit that simps do is going to fuck up the game for them.

Simps can only fuck up the game for other simps who aren't simping as hard or who still have some sense of pride and dignity and have limits on how far they'll take their simping.

Again, the game is the game:

blakfyahking · May 2012

I'm appreciating all the economic analogies being posted in this thread

LOL..............

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