Your tricks for getting a girl

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  • DWODWO ♪♫♪ I was down 40, now I'm up 50. Posts: 49,800 Regulator
    i can't remeber who said it before.. i think it was loo,

    but the best advice i ever saw on here was just talk to them like you already know them.....

    that shit is pretty much all there is to it....calm, relaxed, confident and familiar....
    ATTSEs-BeeBeware
  • bgoatbgoat Posts: 3,385 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2012
    I spit that 2pac verse from Can u get Away, the 3rd verse mang, works everytime.....if not that one I use the verse from Heaven ain't hard to find, if that shit don't work, I punch her in the face and skate the fucc off, holla'n Thug Life BABY!

    is that wuu looking for?

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  • Es-BeeEs-Bee 2nd coming Posts: 2,229 ✭✭✭✭✭
    strike up a convo, listen w/o coming off as judgemental...be assertive and stern when speaking and speak with confidence like a father speaking with his daughter
  • BigBallsNoWorriesBigBallsNoWorries Posts: 3,687 ✭✭✭✭✭
    dog we can tell all types of shit

    but u have to go out and do it at the end of the day

    just go up holla at her, say whats good, can a nigga suck on a titty and milk the other, nah what im sayin

    tell her u going to give her some premium jelly

    tell her that ass so fat, it looks like it has its own orbit, gotdayum

    tell her she got some nice lips, and tell her whats up wit the other ones, how they hanging, they better not b

    at the end of the day tho, its confidence, humor, nonchalant shit and charm

    just practice everyday wit a new bitch, dont matter if she ugly or not, well in a way go for the decent ones, but hey if she is unattractive, see it as practice

    whether that bitch be the mail lady, the doctor, your lawyer, your probation officer, the clinic specialist (nigga, i dont know

    where u go, but if its that then get at them lol), any ho at the mall or just walking the block,

    when u have that boot on your car

    buttttttt just remember this important message






    DEEZZZZ HOES AINT SHIT
    [Deleted User]
  • BoldChildBoldChild Born alone, die alone. Posts: 11,202 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The title makes this sounds like a rapist advice thread.

    "My trick for getting a girl is this."

    "How about we have some chocolate cake with powdered sugar."

    *sprinkles white powder on top*

    "enjoy."
  • Ioniz3dSPIRITZIoniz3dSPIRITZ Posts: 3,985 ✭✭✭✭✭
    tricks? The secret is to use no tricks and give no fuck. I can't remember the last time I even approached some random women. It's always the other way around. Once they throw you little subtle cues (winks,smiles,eye contact,etc.) you'll know that she may be interested. It's pretty much straight forward from there.
  • GodSpeed215GodSpeed215 Posts: 718 ✭✭✭
    fiat_money wrote: »
    All I have to do is speak to a bitch.

    Word, niggas need tricks out here. Just punch that bitch in the mouth and take the pussy #gorillapimping
    ATTSjay83
  • ShuffingtonShuffington Posts: 3,079 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2012
    shoot like Kobe.
    Feel like every shot is makable.
    If you miss.. f*ck it... shoot some more
    BigBallsNoWorriesMeet The Sniperceothachosen1
  • 1800skypager1800skypager Posts: 580 ✭✭✭
    If you're doing it right the broads will come to you not the other way around. Want who wants you.
    jay83
  • BigBallsNoWorriesBigBallsNoWorries Posts: 3,687 ✭✭✭✭✭
    learn to love yourself and make a list of qualities that you love about yourself

    and make your weakness into strengths

    and dont make a big deal out of a girls look

    i dont

    i see it like oh a pretty girl, thats nice, but that bitch has a bump on her lips on the verge of some herpes shit

    she cant use her real face, is insecure as fuck, she is dumb as hell, she doesnt know anything out of facebook, twitter, buzz feed or anything on MTV

    she cant hold an intelligent conversation, that doesn't include the kardashians, enteratainment tonight or anything hollywood related

    she is disloyal, crazy, unrealistic, immature, unreasonable, deceptive, problematic, boring, lazy and unreliable

    ^^^^^^^^^^i basically described about every girl from 16-28^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    and her pussy may not even be what you think, that shit can look like a catfish that had a stroke (shout out to my nigga COREY! lol)

    now you read all this and you ask yourself

    why in the fuck am i worrying about a useless, trash ass troublesome bitch in the first place

    im about to get some money
    ATTSceothachosen1
  • TB.BoyTB.Boy Posts: 551 ✭✭✭
    There arent any just be a genuine person and be confident in yourself. Either she will like you or she wont theres a lot of girls out here.
  • VIBEVIBE Awww Yeeaah! Posts: 39,947 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Girls bruh, not children.
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  • So ILLSo ILL Posts: 9,881 ✭✭✭✭✭
    There are no tricks needed, just be yourself with them and everything will fall in line. If she isn't feeling you, then move on to the next one....
  • VIBEVIBE Awww Yeeaah! Posts: 39,947 ✭✭✭✭✭
    MRDRO wrote: »
    MAKE EM LAUGH.. WORKED EVERY TIME...

    Gotdayum, must've been hard as fuck for you.
    Dirty Sanchez
  • Lou_CypherLou_Cypher One Cold Ass Honkey It's Cold, AlaskaPosts: 27,750 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • Bcotton5Bcotton5 Posts: 43,095 ✭✭✭✭✭
    learn to love yourself and make a list of qualities that you love about yourself

    and make your weakness into strengths

    and dont make a big deal out of a girls look

    i dont

    i see it like oh a pretty girl, thats nice, but that bitch has a bump on her lips on the verge of some herpes shit

    she cant use her real face, is insecure as fuck, she is dumb as hell, she doesnt know anything out of facebook, twitter, buzz feed or anything on MTV

    she cant hold an intelligent conversation, that doesn't include the kardashians, enteratainment tonight or anything hollywood related

    she is disloyal, crazy, unrealistic, immature, unreasonable, deceptive, problematic, boring, lazy and unreliable

    ^^^^^^^^^^i basically described about every girl from 16-28^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    and her pussy may not even be what you think, that shit can look like a catfish that had a stroke (shout out to my nigga COREY! lol)

    now you read all this and you ask yourself

    why in the fuck am i worrying about a useless, trash ass troublesome bitch in the first place

    im about to get some money

    lmao
  • randomStalker2randomStalker2 Posts: 128
    C_4 H_8 O_3
  • frostyicyfrostyicy Posts: 2,146 ✭✭✭✭✭
    No tricks or gimmicks....

    Just ignore the bitch.
    Trillfate
  • NIKE...NIKE... Posts: 3,742 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Be yourself and if you a lame ass nigga, be confident and sure of yourself.. Women want comfort and convience, don't over complicate shit by over thinking.. Just be on sum grown man shit.. Don't jazz the bitch up in your head.. She's not special until proven otherwise so don't get caught up in some juvenile fantasy of wat you want from the chick.. Be cool and remember they come a dime a dozen..
    BigBallsNoWorriesmemphis10jay83
  • ATTSATTS Posts: 6,663 ✭✭✭✭✭
    tricks? lol......
    there qre no tricks...i just talk....and make them laugh....u win some...u loose some......its been more win than loose
  • Jeezyfan4everJeezyfan4ever Posts: 1,034
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