Your tricks for getting a girl

Du_Du · May 2012

i can't remeber who said it before.. i think it was loo,

but the best advice i ever saw on here was just talk to them like you already know them.....

that shit is pretty much all there is to it....calm, relaxed, confident and familiar....

bgoat · May 2012

edwardnigma wrote: »

I spit that 2pac verse from Can u get Away, the 3rd verse mang, works everytime.....if not that one I use the verse from Heaven ain't hard to find, if that shit don't work, I punch her in the face and skate the fucc off, holla'n Thug Life BABY!

is that wuu looking for?

Es-Bee · May 2012

strike up a convo, listen w/o coming off as judgemental...be assertive and stern when speaking and speak with confidence like a father speaking with his daughter

BigBallsNoWorries · May 2012

dog we can tell all types of shit

but u have to go out and do it at the end of the day

just go up holla at her, say whats good, can a nigga suck on a titty and milk the other, nah what im sayin

tell her u going to give her some premium jelly

tell her that ass so fat, it looks like it has its own orbit, gotdayum

tell her she got some nice lips, and tell her whats up wit the other ones, how they hanging, they better not b

at the end of the day tho, its confidence, humor, nonchalant shit and charm

just practice everyday wit a new bitch, dont matter if she ugly or not, well in a way go for the decent ones, but hey if she is unattractive, see it as practice

whether that bitch be the mail lady, the doctor, your lawyer, your probation officer, the clinic specialist (nigga, i dont know

where u go, but if its that then get at them lol), any ho at the mall or just walking the block,

when u have that boot on your car

buttttttt just remember this important message

DEEZZZZ HOES AINT SHIT

BoldChild · May 2012

The title makes this sounds like a rapist advice thread.

"My trick for getting a girl is this."

"How about we have some chocolate cake with powdered sugar."

*sprinkles white powder on top*

"enjoy."

Ioniz3dSPIRITZ · May 2012

tricks? The secret is to use no tricks and give no fuck. I can't remember the last time I even approached some random women. It's always the other way around. Once they throw you little subtle cues (winks,smiles,eye contact,etc.) you'll know that she may be interested. It's pretty much straight forward from there.

GodSpeed215 · May 2012

fiat_money wrote: »

All I have to do is speak to a bitch.

Word, niggas need tricks out here. Just punch that bitch in the mouth and take the pussy #gorillapimping

Bklyn's_OX_KING · May 2012

Trial and error yo. Experience is your best teacher.

Don't be scared to talk to them. Confidence, persistance, and a few other stuff that people mentioned on here works

My game is aight but I seem to get a convo started once these chicks know I got some weed.

Shuffington · May 2012

shoot like Kobe.
Feel like every shot is makable.
If you miss.. f*ck it... shoot some more

1800skypager · May 2012

If you're doing it right the broads will come to you not the other way around. Want who wants you.

BigBallsNoWorries · May 2012

learn to love yourself and make a list of qualities that you love about yourself

and make your weakness into strengths

and dont make a big deal out of a girls look

i dont

i see it like oh a pretty girl, thats nice, but that bitch has a bump on her lips on the verge of some herpes shit

she cant use her real face, is insecure as fuck, she is dumb as hell, she doesnt know anything out of facebook, twitter, buzz feed or anything on MTV

she cant hold an intelligent conversation, that doesn't include the kardashians, enteratainment tonight or anything hollywood related

she is disloyal, crazy, unrealistic, immature, unreasonable, deceptive, problematic, boring, lazy and unreliable

^^^^^^^^^^i basically described about every girl from 16-28^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

and her pussy may not even be what you think, that shit can look like a catfish that had a stroke (shout out to my nigga COREY! lol)

now you read all this and you ask yourself

why in the fuck am i worrying about a useless, trash ass troublesome bitch in the first place

im about to get some money

TB.Boy · May 2012

There arent any just be a genuine person and be confident in yourself. Either she will like you or she wont theres a lot of girls out here.

VIBE · May 2012

SuperstarCole wrote: »

Girls bruh, not children.

So ILL · May 2012

There are no tricks needed, just be yourself with them and everything will fall in line. If she isn't feeling you, then move on to the next one....

VIBE · May 2012

MRDRO wrote: »

MAKE EM LAUGH.. WORKED EVERY TIME...

Gotdayum, must've been hard as fuck for you.

Lou Cypher · May 2012

Roofies

Bcotton5 · May 2012

BigBallsNoWorries wrote: »

learn to love yourself and make a list of qualities that you love about yourself

and make your weakness into strengths

and dont make a big deal out of a girls look

i dont

i see it like oh a pretty girl, thats nice, but that bitch has a bump on her lips on the verge of some herpes shit

she cant use her real face, is insecure as fuck, she is dumb as hell, she doesnt know anything out of facebook, twitter, buzz feed or anything on MTV

she cant hold an intelligent conversation, that doesn't include the kardashians, enteratainment tonight or anything hollywood related

she is disloyal, crazy, unrealistic, immature, unreasonable, deceptive, problematic, boring, lazy and unreliable

^^^^^^^^^^i basically described about every girl from 16-28^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

and her pussy may not even be what you think, that shit can look like a catfish that had a stroke (shout out to my nigga COREY! lol)

now you read all this and you ask yourself

why in the fuck am i worrying about a useless, trash ass troublesome bitch in the first place

im about to get some money

lmao

randomStalker2 · May 2012

C_4 H_8 O_3

frostyicy · May 2012

No tricks or gimmicks....

Just ignore the bitch.

Jeezyfan4ever · May 2012

^ lol

Jeezyfan4ever · May 2012

lmao ^

pelle pelle · May 2012

Be yourself and if you a lame ass nigga, be confident and sure of yourself.. Women want comfort and convience, don't over complicate shit by over thinking.. Just be on sum grown man shit.. Don't jazz the bitch up in your head.. She's not special until proven otherwise so don't get caught up in some juvenile fantasy of wat you want from the chick.. Be cool and remember they come a dime a dozen..