You ever heard of this site...
From what I understand you're on the shy side and not too good in public... enter internet dating. but even better here is you can pick [differently abled] broads based on their afflictions.
I'm thinking it wouldn't make sense to match you up with another M.D. chick since there would be too much hardware involved but deaf girls love to give blowjobs and blind chicks are awesome since not only are they disabled but even if they're hot they don't know it so you don't have to deal with an overabundance of self-esteem.
Also if you hit it off a blind or a deaf chick and push you around and you can go places (probably easier with a deaf one but with a blind one it would be like you were controlling yourself through her in a real-life game of frogger)
i would have gone through and picked out a few candidates but i'm already bored of this and don't feel like making an account on there just yet.