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  • pralimspralims Posts: 7,155
    i'd suck her pussy til her eyes dried up
    ghost thoSionjrook21CoolJoe
  • ShizlanskyShizlansky Posts: 10,646
    Your story had to be true fam, too much detail.

    I know you probably remember every single detail from that night.

    Du_DuSion
  • infamous114infamous114 Posts: 15,293
    Hulk smashing her....she's gorgeous
  • Du_DuDu_Du Posts: 32,163
    Your story had to be true fam, too much detail.

    I know you probably remember every single detail from that night.


    i remember walking back to the subway station to get back to campus and the one chick kept talking about she smellt popcorn...

    i ended up zapping on her for no reason

    "WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT SOME FUCKING POPCORN!!!!!!...EITHER YOU GO GET THE SHIT, OR YOU DON'T!!!! EITHER WAY SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT SMELLING IT!!!"
    CoolJoeCJVisuals
  • Well Got DamWell Got Dam Posts: 3,807
    I would Ctrl,ALT,Delete that pussy for real, she always been bad to me
  • VaderVader Posts: 6,867
    cant believe she had a kid with hamburgler
    Bookworm
  • VaderVader Posts: 6,867
    Haul Judos wrote: »
    this is a true story....some of you may have heard it before as i've typed it on here before....but i promise you...every single word of it is true

    allstar weekend 2002 philadelphia pa...


    a friend of mines won 10 courtside tickets to the mtv rock n jock allstar game, and called me up to go....at the time i was heavy into my promo thing, as that was my only source of income in college, handing out flyers and helping promote parties....i figured this would be a great opportunity to give out tons of flyers

    so we gets there, and who else is hosting the even but the beautiful christina milian....and for whatever reason....i was in the zone that day...

    mind you we're courtside, so as she's hosting the event she's literally only separated from me by a barricade, and as soon as i was able to get her attention, it's like i was possessed by the ghost of hook up history....everything i said to her was funny, she pinched my cheeks and called me a cutie, i had all the flyers for all the big parties in the city on deck, she had just got in town before the broadcast and was actually looking to find out where all the parties n everything was going on at, so she was pretty much hinting at me meeting up with her after the broadcast so i can let her know everything, cuz she couldn't take the flyers at the given moment...


    everything sounding perfect right? too good to be true right?


    introduce darius miles and steve francis....two niggaz that i will forever and ever, and ever hate until my dying day.....



    now christina was looking beyond good that day, and honestly i can understand being a baller at that time, chilling in philly during allstar weekend, and i can't even remember if either one of them niggaz was in any events that weekend....but seriously....did they have to cockblock on me this hard??

    i mean literally..every single time christiana would be walking over to talk to me,once they got sights on her...one of them niggaz would wither call her to get her attention, and at one point the nigga steve actually tapped her on her shoulder while she was talking to me to rap at her...like they were hating hard, cockblocking heavy...these niggaz rich, had a whole city to halla at, and they gonna steal the shit of a 19 year old college nigga who prolly would never have a chance to holla at a christiana milian ever again....

    the nail in the coffin was when she went back to hosting and i was like

    "yo...i'm from bmore yo...y you gotta shit n a lil nigga like that?!!?"


    these niggaz started laughing....

    the nigga darisu walked over and was like

    "yea i heard you had some party flyers, can i see them?"

    i was like
    "you gonna let me holla at christina without you blocking?"

    the nigga started laughing again...so i gave him some flyers i had like 4 or 5 different ones for different parties...and he was like "thanks yo, that's whassup" and i lie to you not when christina was about to come over after the game to holla at me this nigga went

    "ay christina, i already got the flyers...come on" and waved her over towards them....

    she just looked at me, and put her hand to her to her ear, while mouthing "i'm going to get your number, i'll be right back"

    but as soon as the game was over meth and redman started throwing shit in the crowd and a fight broke out....so security cleared the area....


    worst/best day of my life....


    the good....i almost had Christina milian
    the bad......i ALMOST had Christina milian


    true story

    my nigga!!!
  • SionSion Posts: 12,198
    Yeah I remember Du's story from way back.....

    Got dayum..... 2 grown ass ballers tryna post up a young nigga who aint got what they got financially & fame-wise.... what that tell you bout their game ? SMFH

    I guess the good from that shit is that most of the time these broads are easy and can be "acquired" so long as a nigga just steps to them how he would any other broad.

    Look on the bright side fam, you have a beautiful wife, who loves you for you. Christina Milian done had her head next to more balls than sphaghetti.
  • ocelotocelot Posts: 8,314
    now THIS is sticky worthy...LAAAWWDDDD...
  • Law TrafalgarLaw Trafalgar Posts: 16,295
    Dead @ redman and method man sealing the deal on the cock block.
    Du_Du
  • runningwolf1980runningwolf1980 Posts: 5,712
    i feel like her pussy stank or something
    ShizlanskyBK Productinfamous114CoolJoe
  • ptnutzptnutz Posts: 1,374
    Can't say I believe the story, but I can believe Miles and Francis would be the type to block everyday ni99as on some stuff they probably couldn't get even with the money and fame.
  • HustleTreeHustleTree Posts: 2,191
    Haul Judos wrote: »
    this is a true story....some of you may have heard it before as i've typed it on here before....but i promise you...every single word of it is true

    allstar weekend 2002 philadelphia pa...


    a friend of mines won 10 courtside tickets to the mtv rock n jock allstar game, and called me up to go....at the time i was heavy into my promo thing, as that was my only source of income in college, handing out flyers and helping promote parties....i figured this would be a great opportunity to give out tons of flyers

    so we gets there, and who else is hosting the even but the beautiful christina milian....and for whatever reason....i was in the zone that day...

    mind you we're courtside, so as she's hosting the event she's literally only separated from me by a barricade, and as soon as i was able to get her attention, it's like i was possessed by the ghost of hook up history....everything i said to her was funny, she pinched my cheeks and called me a cutie, i had all the flyers for all the big parties in the city on deck, she had just got in town before the broadcast and was actually looking to find out where all the parties n everything was going on at, so she was pretty much hinting at me meeting up with her after the broadcast so i can let her know everything, cuz she couldn't take the flyers at the given moment...


    everything sounding perfect right? too good to be true right?


    introduce darius miles and steve francis....two niggaz that i will forever and ever, and ever hate until my dying day.....



    now christina was looking beyond good that day, and honestly i can understand being a baller at that time, chilling in philly during allstar weekend, and i can't even remember if either one of them niggaz was in any events that weekend....but seriously....did they have to cockblock on me this hard??

    i mean literally..every single time christiana would be walking over to talk to me,once they got sights on her...one of them niggaz would wither call her to get her attention, and at one point the nigga steve actually tapped her on her shoulder while she was talking to me to rap at her...like they were hating hard, cockblocking heavy...these niggaz rich, had a whole city to halla at, and they gonna steal the shit of a 19 year old college nigga who prolly would never have a chance to holla at a christiana milian ever again....

    the nail in the coffin was when she went back to hosting and i was like

    "yo...i'm from bmore yo...y you gotta shit n a lil nigga like that?!!?"


    these niggaz started laughing....

    the nigga darisu walked over and was like

    "yea i heard you had some party flyers, can i see them?"

    i was like
    "you gonna let me holla at christina without you blocking?"

    the nigga started laughing again...so i gave him some flyers i had like 4 or 5 different ones for different parties...and he was like "thanks yo, that's whassup" and i lie to you not when christina was about to come over after the game to holla at me this nigga went

    "ay christina, i already got the flyers...come on" and waved her over towards them....

    she just looked at me, and put her hand to her to her ear, while mouthing "i'm going to get your number, i'll be right back"

    but as soon as the game was over meth and redman started throwing shit in the crowd and a fight broke out....so security cleared the area....


    worst/best day of my life....


    the good....i almost had Christina milian
    the bad......i ALMOST had Christina milian


    true story


    Haha i remember hommie telling this story a while back. I can put into words how heated i would have been
    Du_Du
  • freshb651freshb651 Posts: 5,532
    Haul Judos wrote: »
    Your story had to be true fam, too much detail.

    I know you probably remember every single detail from that night.


    i remember walking back to the subway station to get back to campus and the one chick kept talking about she smellt popcorn...

    i ended up zapping on her for no reason

    "WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT SOME FUCKING POPCORN!!!!!!...EITHER YOU GO GET THE SHIT, OR YOU DON'T!!!! EITHER WAY SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT SMELLING IT!!!"

    lol @ spazzing on shorty,technically you got the last laugh because both them bum niggas is out of the league and

    Christina Milian has a child with the Dream
  • dalyricalbanditdalyricalbandit Posts: 39,564
    cant believe Nick and dream hit and i havent
  • Du_DuDu_Du Posts: 32,163
    cant believe Nick and dream hit and i havent

    everytime i see them niggaz i think the exact same thing.....

    if that corny ass nigga nick canon was beating... i knew i had a real shot at that shit....




    blakfyahkingDu_Du
  • pralimspralims Posts: 7,155
    Haul Judos wrote: »
    cant believe Nick and dream hit and i havent

    everytime i see them niggaz i think the exact same thing.....

    if that corny ass nigga nick canon was beating... i knew i had a real shot at that shit....




    dont feel bad...nick is the poster child for simpin

    yea he had bad chicks but he had to use funds and simpin to get these chicks...

    look at him with mariah...nigga aint her husband...hes an extention. nigga holds her bags, dog and shit and big ass tattoo on his back.

    its one thing to be a gentleman...its another to just look like a clown for love.

    so you can hold your head up homie

    only reason dream hit it was because she was trying to fukk for beats...why you think she was fukkin with the dude from cool and dre...she trying to get the music poppin...why you think she made dip iut low and wore those clothes....she trying too hard.

    now that dream nor her dream didnt happen....she aint fukkin with nobody in the industry ....for now
  • KINGECKINGEC Posts: 3,233
    cant believe Nick and dream hit and i havent
    Haul Judos wrote: »
    cant believe Nick and dream hit and i havent

    everytime i see them niggaz i think the exact same thing.....

    if that corny ass nigga nick canon was beating... i knew i had a real shot at that shit....





    These.
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