How many of you lazy hoes know how to make a plate for your man

hummingbird · April 2010

EmM HoLLa. wrote: »

I used to be like you until I had a woman start doin all that shit for me.. It made me feel her even more.. N it made me tell myself if things dont work out with her.. Ill never deal with a woman who doesnt have those qualities.. You;ll see eventually...

I bet it made you wanna take out the trash or pull out her chair for her didnt it (not that you didnt do that stuff before)

Conscious_Nkechi · April 2010

Hobe cryant wrote: »

Man fuck that.I dont want or need no woman fixin my plate like some lil BOY

Maybe cuz I been on my own for years and most people on here still live wit they folks.That shit weird to me.I dont need no woman cookin,cleanin,etc,etc.Im grown I do it myself

SMH!!! That right there is no better than these females some of you complai about that shut down men who are romantic or hold doors all because they are indepdenent, they can do it themselves.

It's not about needing anything. We know you are very capable and I do not care to repeat myself so if you want to know why, refer to my 2nd last post and know that we, or at least I, do it because I WANT to. Not because he NEEDS or EXPECTS me to.

aquizzle · April 2010

lol this thread is hilarious. I mean I can kinda see why a chick might get upset if someone is offering to fix your man a plate and you're right there, but what about if it's just me and my niggas? I don't usually go to cookouts with my girl unless it's her own fam's cookout. I'm bout to try this with my girl real talk. I like pushing her buttons a little bit lol, but in all honesty I bet she don't think anything of it

Du_Du · April 2010

hummingbird wrote: »

Its a woman thing. My momma is half white half native american and she has sisters that are all the way white, and they believe the same things I do. But then again we are from the country and most times fall into line with gender roles.

lol right.. my girl is mixed , her mom's white.. and i think everyone in the entire back yard would just get quiet if ANYONE broguht her husband a plate....

the radio would stop playing.. the sky would go dark.. the dogs would go in the dog house.. shit several cars may start on their on and start beeping the horn like "come on nigga....it's time to go!"

Fundz O' Plenty · April 2010

Simma II wrote: »

Fundz......highlight my whole quote

LMAO!!! Dis nigga..... Everybody is doin' that shit now. Just type the shit so it ain't overlooked my nigga...

hummingbird · April 2010

Simma II wrote: »

Wouldn't put it past you
Is that that honeydew from the "Ask a male a question" thread from like a year ago?

yes sir lol.

and im serious about the pics lol

c1up · April 2010

hummingbird wrote: »

Its a woman thing. My momma is half white half native american and she has sisters that are all the way white, and they believe the same things I do. But then again we are from the country and most times fall into line with gender roles.

Kool, it's funny how ppl think blacks and whites are so different and the little things just prove the wrongness of that

Hobe cryant · April 2010

I feel u emm.I gotta get wifey somebody who willin to do all that.Once I get that It'll prolly change my thinkin.But I dont need no woman to do that,If she do thats cool too.

Fundz O' Plenty · April 2010

Fuck that...

Make a nigga a plate of cold foods, hot foods and put my baked beans/greens etc in a seperate bowl cause I HATE soggy food you simple bitch!

Thanks in advance!

You rock!

THEsweetheart92 · April 2010

@dSoulja
okay... that's true...
but then look at the thread title...

lady_c · April 2010

aquizzle wrote: »

lol this thread is hilarious. I mean I can kinda see why a chick might get upset if someone is offering to fix your man a plate and you're right there, but what about if it's just me and my niggas? I don't usually go to cookouts with my girl unless it's her own fam's cookout. I'm bout to try this with my girl real talk. I like pushing her buttons a little bit lol, but in all honesty I bet she don't think anything of it

lol i might get some shit for saying this, but you shouldnt even eat from another woman (besides a momma or granny). if it's you and your boys, cool. but if one of their ole ladys cook, bring your ass home and eat.

EmM HoLLa. · April 2010

hummingbird wrote: »

I bet it made you wanna take out the trash or pull out her chair for her didnt it (not that you didnt do that stuff before)

Yes ma'am.. N it also made me put all my other joints in perspective and in order.. She comes before all of them.. And none of them are allowed in my crib.. They get the telly flow.. If I even decided to flow that way..

Its makes u see whats what @ the end of the day.. And this seperates women who will be in long term relationships... From chicks who are perennially single or who jump from man to man.. Homegurl gets whatever she wants.. N i dont feel bad about it.. Cuz u know where she stands with me... When a chick doesnt take care of u in some ways u feel funny when u do nice things for them... Cuz they have done nothin or made no effort to even deserve it..

Simma II · April 2010

Fundz O' Plenty wrote: »

Fuck that...

Make a nigga a plate of cold foods, hot foods and put my baked beans/greens etc in a seperate bowl cause I HATE soggy food you simple bitch!

Thanks in advance!

You rock!

In Chicago they make their sandwiches soggy. I find that ....not cool.....

c1up · April 2010

THEsweetheart92 wrote: »

@dSoulja
okay... that's true...
but then look at the thread title...

it's dink lol what you expect?

hummingbird · April 2010

dusouljah wrote: »

lol right.. my girl is mixed , her mom's white.. and i think everyone in the entire back yard would just get quiet if ANYONE broguht her husband a plate....

the radio would stop playing.. the sky would go dark.. the dogs would go in the dog house.. shit several cars may start on their on and start beeping the horn like "come on nigga....it's time to go!"

No lie my full white (so weird saying that) aunt slapped fire from her cousin one thanksgiving cause the lady handed her husband a slice of pie. The lady was standing there spraying the whipped cream out the can onto the slice of pie while he was holding it and all you heard was "WAPPOW!" and a scream. My momma pushed all the kids into the kitchen but it was to late I had already seen it and was dying laughing. I knew fromt hat moment forward I wasnt fixing no man no plate if he had a woman

Hobe cryant · April 2010

LOL @ Fundz O plenty being literally the oldest nigga on the whole Ic (38 or 41 y/o) and actin like a child dog u 13 or17 years older than me.Shut the fuck up.

Fundz O' Plenty · April 2010

Simma II wrote: »

In Chicago they make their sandwiches soggy. I find that ....not cool.....

I'd DDT that bitch in the middle of the cookout... I swear my hand to God I would!

EmM HoLLa. · April 2010

Hobe cryant wrote: »

I feel u emm.I gotta get wifey somebody who willin to do all that.Once I get that It'll prolly change my thinkin.But I dont need no woman to do that,If she do thats cool too.

Yes Sir.. She will come.. When she does come you will know.. Its sad kid.. I swear when I be thinkin about a lot of these chicks today.. I think about that 2pac song.. Wonder why they call you bitch.. Thats some of the realest shit that nigga ever wrote.. Its crazy b..

Fundz O' Plenty · April 2010

Hobe cryant wrote: »

LOL @ Fundz O plenty being literally the oldest nigga on the whole Ic (38 or 41 y/o) and actin like a child dog u 13 or17 years older than me.Shut the fuck up.

Whateva nigga... You prolly makin' plate for your man away. Foh......

Simma II · April 2010

Lol at this double-talk

c1up · April 2010

aquizzle wrote: »

lol this thread is hilarious. I mean I can kinda see why a chick might get upset if someone is offering to fix your man a plate and you're right there, but what about if it's just me and my niggas? I don't usually go to cookouts with my girl unless it's her own fam's cookout. I'm bout to try this with my girl real talk. I like pushing her buttons a little bit lol, but in all honesty I bet she don't think anything of it

if she's not with you then of course grub my dude... but if she's there... trust she'll do it herself without even you saying anything or will jump up and do it the moment a woman comes along and offers to do so

Du_Du · April 2010

THEsweetheart92 wrote: »

@dSoulja
okay... that's true...
but then look at the thread title...

thread title is ignorant nigga being ignorant...

but the subject matter is real talk talk

THEsweetheart92 · April 2010

c1up wrote: »

it's dink lol what you expect?

well i don't know him.

i only know that he is a fag who can't dress for shit.

but i'm sticking with what i believe in.

you niggas need to do some things for yourselves.

jackthemack · April 2010

Ya I'm an ignant ass nigga but this some real shit

blakfyahking · April 2010

Hobe cryant wrote: »

Man fuck that.I dont want or need no woman fixin my plate like some lil BOY

Maybe cuz I been on my own for years and most people on here still live wit they folks.That shit weird to me.I dont need no woman cookin,cleanin,etc,etc.Im grown I do it myself

So it's hot in the streets for a man to not want to be cared for by a woman?????

SMH.....I always knew something wasn't right with you boy

Du come get ya son, this little nigga is lost again

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