@Pico Rivera I'm formally asking you out on a date

SneakDZASneakDZA damn, am I a sinner?Posts: 10,962 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited January 2013 in AKA Donkey
Since you live in California and I live in NY and we both hate each other's city I think it's only fair that we meet on neutral turf. This is why when I got this spam for a six day Balinisian sex retreat I knew it had to be fate.

http://kimanami.com/bali-bliss-retreat/

I know that you're in the army now so you're stacking up that hero patriot money and since it's only our first date it makes sense that we go dutch. It's gonna be $2500 each (not including airfare) but included in that price is access to all that Bali has to offer such as...

bali.6.pngTiki Huts!

bali.7.pngFresh Apples!

bali.5.jpgSex Cult Indoctrination!

bali.8.pngFreshly Manicured Lawns!

Don't pass up this chance Pico because if you say no I'm gonna keep asking I.C. chicks in order of preference and by the time I get down to Lil Loca someobdy gonna say yes.

Just think... In spring 2013 you can either be wasting your time getting your ass shot off in The Iraq or you could be waking up in Bali to a dream schedule like this

8am: Vaginal Weight Lifting for Women
9:30: Breakfast
10:30-1:30: Private playtime
1:30-2:30: Lunch
2:30-5pm: Keys to Unlocking Women
5:00-7:00: Vinyasa flow yoga class or private playtime
7:00-8:15: Dinner
9pm Beach bonfire

Please let me know your answer at your earliest convenience.
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  • ShencotheMCShencotheMC KING Posts: 25,891 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Oh you drooling over Pico?/
    Bitch is a known tweak bro
    My sperm's got a claim to fame/
    and her tongues where I shoot the sequels


    *waits for those wacks and feelings you all enjoy to give out*
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  • SneakDZASneakDZA damn, am I a sinner? Posts: 10,962 ✭✭✭✭✭
    But do they have vaginal weight lifting classes for you in Miami because I sleep late and you're probably gonna need something to keep you busy before I wake up for private playtime.
  • JDSTAYWITITJDSTAYWITIT .........Tell your mother she has a cute mouth #GIANTS #2014/2012/2010 #FUCK.KCPosts: 12,910 ✭✭✭✭✭

    bali.6.pngTiki Huts!

    bali.7.pngFresh Apples!

    bali.8.pngFreshly Manicured Lawns!


    damn ..... now this is some fly ass shit...... better make sure you aint bringing no hoochie my nigga
    CHAMPION.

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  • fuc_i_look_likefuc_i_look_like Posts: 9,121 ✭✭✭✭✭
    such a pathetic thread
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  • Elzo69RenaissanceElzo69Renaissance Never selling dreams, always serving cream SeattlePosts: 47,994 ✭✭✭✭✭
    P.M.....
    As I look back over a misspent life, I find myself more and more convinced that I had more fun posting on the IC than in any other enterprise. It is really the life of kings.

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  • Bussy_Getta Bussy_Getta STFUPosts: 37,679 ✭✭✭✭✭
    But do they have vaginal weight lifting classes for you in Miami because I sleep late and you're probably gonna need something to keep you busy before I wake up for private playtime.

    That's what the IC is for baby girl!

    What's private playtime tho :- /
    deadeye
  • Bussy_Getta Bussy_Getta STFUPosts: 37,679 ✭✭✭✭✭
    While he typed this some nigga over there right now feeding her grapes while he muffs her

    I wish :-(
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  • John_BlaziniJohn_Blazini When it comes to half the niggas on the IC's kids...I am the father Posts: 14,837 ✭✭✭✭✭
    *has grapes but is taken post*
  • SneakDZASneakDZA damn, am I a sinner? Posts: 10,962 ✭✭✭✭✭
    While he typed this some nigga over there right now feeding her grapes while he muffs her

    don't piss on my cornflakes bro.
    While he typed this some nigga over there right now feeding her grapes while he muffs her

    I wish :-(

    pico if you were in brooklyn i'd feed you grapes even during your off year which we won't speak of.
    can'tyoutellericb4prez
  • Dr.ChemixDr.Chemix Posts: 11,823 ✭✭✭✭✭
    lol @ white grapes and cunnilingus. niggas got me cracking up in this thread

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  • PurrPurr Evil Chuck Season. Jumpman jumpman Jumpman dat girl up to something!!!Posts: 32,302 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Hell naw hoe
    "The most disrespected person in America is the Black woman, the most unprotected person in America is the Black woman. The most neglected person in America is the Black woman."- Malcolm X
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  • SneakDZASneakDZA damn, am I a sinner? Posts: 10,962 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2012
    charlie put in a good word for me. you know i'm cool people. you can chaperone. and also videotape the analingus (if it happens).
  • PurrPurr Evil Chuck Season. Jumpman jumpman Jumpman dat girl up to something!!!Posts: 32,302 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I motivated lamar odom from being a traitor ass nigga again while he was 2nd string for the clippers. That ugly nigga is showing out. 15 winning game streak hoe!!! Westeen champ bitches
    "The most disrespected person in America is the Black woman, the most unprotected person in America is the Black woman. The most neglected person in America is the Black woman."- Malcolm X
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