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FELLA'S.. KEEP IT 100... HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO TURN A HOE INTO A HOUSE WIFE?

MARIO_DROMARIO_DRO Posts: 14,418 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited April 2013 in For The Grown & Sexy
NO SHOTS FIRED @BLAZINI BUT YEAH NIGGA, COME IN AND SHARE YOUR STORY..

NOT JUST TRYING TO MARRY HER PERSAY, BUT BEING BOO'ED UP WITH THE HOE...



ANYYWAY..

I HAVE...
WHEN I WAS 19, I WAS REALLY 1ST INTRODUCED TO THE INTERNET AND I GOT ON YAHOO DATING. SHYT WAS FREE BACK THEN.. GIRLS ALL OVER THAT SITE...WELL I SAW THIS ONE CHICK THAT I HAD TO HAVE... I TOLD MY HOMEBOY WHO WORKED WITH ME. I SHOWED HIM HER PICTURE AND HE WAS LIKE " YEAH SHE AIIGHT" 1st mistake


SO I HIT HER UP, WE CHATTIN AS SHYT ONLINE, ON AND OFF... A WEEK LATER BY BOY SAYS, "MAYNE, I CUTT YA GIRL UP LAST NIGHT" I WAS LIKE WHO? THEN THIS NIGGA PULLS UP HERE PICTURE FROM ONLINE... IT WAS THE SAME DAM CHICK... I WAS ACTIN LIKE I DIDNT CARE, BUT I WAS SALTY CAUSE THAT NIGGA KNEW I WAS GONE ATLEAST TRY TO FUCK... BUT HE WAS THAT TYPE OF NIGGA, HE WANT ALLLLL THE GIRLS TO HISSELF...


A WEEK AFTER, I GOT THE CHICK TO COME OVER.. I HIT.. BUT I STILL LIKED HER AND SHE WAS COOL... AND THAT CHICK GAVE ME THE BEST HEAD OF ALL TIME, SO I DAM SURE WASNT BOUT TO LET HER GO.... WE STARTED DATIN AND SHYT..WE DATED FOR LIKE 2-3 YEARS AND THEN SHE JUST STARTED ACTING CRAZY.. SO I BROKE THE SHYT OFF...



ANYWAY... YEAH, I WAS THE NIGGA THAT WAS IN THE ROOM FEEDING THE HOE SOME GRAPES AND HAVIN GOOD CONVO WITH RIGHT AFTER MY HOMIES GOT THROUGH FUCKIN HER... SMH @ ME


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  • Young_ChitlinYoung_Chitlin YCN Chief/FCC Member/#RedVelvetSquad Member/IC Task Force General ASUville, PhoenixPosts: 23,390 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I made too much money, I ain't make enough yet.
    ¡No contaban con mi astucia!
    5 Grand wrote: »
    I see a lot of people saying they'd "give" family members money.

    Thats not what you want to do.

    You want to set up a trust fund so they get a monthly payment. You can set up a trust fund so your mother gets, say, $10,000 a month for the rest of her life. According to my math, $10,000 per month for 20 years is $2.4 million. That's better than giving her $2.4 million up front because she can blow it all in a matter of days and then she'll want more and you'd feel obligated to give it to her.

    So if you win, don't "give" anybody anything. Set up a trust fund.

    Now that I think about it, I could set up a trust fund for my brother. I'd give him $10,000 a month. He's about 45 now so $10,000 per month for 40 years is only $4.8 million. That makes more sense than giving him the money in one lump sum.

    AggyAF wrote: »
    Anyone else think it's crazy only about 10 posters regularly post here and we got damn near 500 pages?

    All the other sports threads on here are people with hobbies. This is football - the beautiful game. We eat, sleep and drink football.

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  • edwardnigmaedwardnigma Posts: 3,364 ✭✭✭✭✭
    LoL my nigga that last line had me dyin!

    Why u feeding her grapes and talking to her after niggas creampied her lol what the fuck was up

    Wit dat shit
    Thehighmaster
  • MARIO_DROMARIO_DRO Posts: 14,418 ✭✭✭✭✭
    LoL my nigga that last line had me dyin!

    Why u feeding her grapes and talking to her after niggas creampied her lol what the fuck was up

    Wit dat shit
    THAT PART WAS A JOKE... IT WAS SOMETHING LIL DUVAL SAID....
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  • MARIO_DROMARIO_DRO Posts: 14,418 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I KNOW ME AND BLAZE AINT THE ONLY NIGGAZ THAT DATE/LOVED HOES IN OUR LIFE TIME...
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  • bignormbignorm Posts: 5,413 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I too, have had my soul set ablaze by one of these hoes.
    And, it was my fault. 4,000 years of game, but we think we can be the one
    to not get ethered.

    Never again lol.
    gnsniggasthesedaysoptimistic
  • God_YunnGod_Yunn You paid for that The 40-9Posts: 9,080 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I KNOW ME AND BLAZE AINT THE ONLY NIGGAZ THAT DATE/LOVED HOES IN OUR LIFE TIME...

    Nighaz shamed
    MARIO_DROgns
  • R.D.R.D. Posts: 20,083 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Its males and its hoes in this world, unless you with the gay shit, your hoe's a hoe

    PK_TK_187
  • PurrPurr Evil Chuck Season. Jumpman jumpman Jumpman dat girl up to something!!!Posts: 32,382 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Dro you are messy boots!!!!
    "The most disrespected person in America is the Black woman, the most unprotected person in America is the Black woman. The most neglected person in America is the Black woman."- Malcolm X
  • dwade206dwade206 Posts: 11,502 ✭✭✭✭✭
    When I was 19. I knew her when we were kids and ran into each other years later. We dated, I found out she had a train ran on her by some gang, she fucked a gang of niggas, and she was bisexual. She cried and said that part of her life was over and I stuck around for a few more months then left her for another woman...who's my wife now.
    DON'T EVER TAKE A PROMISCUOUS GIRL/BIRD SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Bustin a new nut on @R.D's moms collarbone everyday.
    R.D.blackgod813BelovedAfeni
  • Meta_ConsciousMeta_Conscious Hypocrite The BashmentPosts: 26,227 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I know cats that have tried this... I dont know any bitter cats tho... "bitter" is a buzzword broads use to to shame men... no one believes u tho...
    taeboognsPK_TK_187BookwormStoneColdMikey
  • CainCain The audacity of you fuck niggas Cyttorax DimensionPosts: 44,241 Regulator
    INB4 I never had a chick play me post
    I mod without feelings or remorse.


    Just been through it all man
    Blood sweat and tears
    Niggaz is dead and shit
    What the fuck else can happen yo?
    I dont think much more son, word to mother yo
    We done seen it all, and been through it all yo
    Let y'all niggaz know right now
    Word to mother, for real, for real
    I aint ever goin back
  • R.D.R.D. Posts: 20,083 ✭✭✭✭✭
    dwade206 wrote: »
    When I was 19. I knew her when we were kids and ran into each other years later. We dated, I found out she had a train ran on her by some gang, she fucked a gang of niggas, and she was bisexual. She cried and said that part of her life was over and I stuck around for a few more months then left her for another woman...who's my wife now.
    DON'T EVER TAKE A PROMISCUOUS GIRL/BIRD SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    of course you did.....hoe ass nigga !
    dwade206blackgod813miamivice305
  • taebootaeboo Posts: 4,669 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Stopitfive wrote: »
    I know cats that have tried this... I dont know any bitter cats tho... "bitter" is a buzzword broads use to to shame men... no one believes u tho...

    Naw bitter is the right word. I would say the same for a woman who picked an aint shit negro, he broke her heart and now she mad and "independent"....
    Meta_Consciousgns
  • MARIO_DROMARIO_DRO Posts: 14,418 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ew..you dated a girl that had sex with your friend? How did his dick taste?
    SHE AINT SUCK HIS DICK...IF SHE DID
    HE WOULDNT HAVE LET HER GO
    DRO you've made this exact thread before.

    NO I DIDN'T. ..PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN
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  • Crude_Crude_ Legend Posts: 19,935 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yep been there and done that.

    Almost went to jail and almost got a record dealing with that hoe.

    Broad use to always make sure I had a good home cooked meal and I was always fucked real good.

    I found out later she fucked around with her ex at least one time after we started talking.

    I also found out that one of my frat brothers had smashed her before I came into the picture.

    Then to add to that the broad was bi-polar.

    Probably the biggest loss I ever took dealing with females and arguably the biggest loss I ever took period.

    2008 was a rough year.
  • bignormbignorm Posts: 5,413 ✭✭✭✭✭
    taeboo wrote: »
    Stopitfive wrote: »
    I know cats that have tried this... I dont know any bitter cats tho... "bitter" is a buzzword broads use to to shame men... no one believes u tho...

    Naw bitter is the right word. I would say the same for a woman who picked an aint shit negro, he broke her heart and now she mad and "independent"....

    independent is right before they turn Evangelist.... start attending church so some sucka ol school nigga can wife.
    miamivice305Young Stef
  • Black Boy KingBlack Boy King Posts: 6,984 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yep. Failed, of course. And got 'ethered'. No love lost tho
    gns
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