| 5 months ago :: Jul 04, 2009 - 7:54AM #1 | |
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"God? Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch... He's a prankster. Think about it! He gives man instincts... He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do? I swear for His own amusement, His own private, cosmic gag reel... He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time! Look, but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow! Ahaha! And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, ****' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER!" -Al Pacino (The Devil's Advocate 1997) couldnt have said it better myself.. excellent movie by the way..
if u have any good religious quotes that stickout in ur head feel free to post.. not freepost. haha
u got pussy? so what..
u gettin money? and... when u got pussy gettin u money THEN we can talk.. Until then, sit back, shut the fuck up.. and maybe ull learn u some shit... |
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| 5 months ago :: Jul 04, 2009 - 10:01AM #2 | |
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- Black Temujin in response to Imgoing2heaven's testimony about God stopping him from masturbating.
So god cares enough about whether you jack off to actually interfere with the situation, meanwhile thousands of people are dying of cancer and praying to get better, and god turns a deaf ear. And I should worship this guy? |
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| 5 months ago :: Jul 04, 2009 - 11:34AM #3 | |
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Goat Anti-Christian Quotes is what this should have been called. |
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| 5 months ago :: Jul 04, 2009 - 11:46AM #4 | |
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Religion easily has the best bullshit story of all time. Think about it. Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer, and burn, and scream, until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you. He loves you and he needs money.
"You remember how much I used to like Plato. Today I realize he lied. For the things of this world are not a reflection of the ideal, but a product of human sweat, blood and hard labor. It is we who built the pyramids, hewed the marble for the temples and the rocks for the imperial roads, we who pulled the oars in the galleys and dragged wooden ploughs, while they wrote dialogues and dramas, rationalized their intrigues by appeals in the name of the Fatherland, made wars over boundaries and democracies. We were filthy and died real deaths. They were 'aesthetic' and carried on subtle debates." Tadeusz Borowski
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| 5 months ago :: Jul 04, 2009 - 11:47AM #5 | |
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| 5 months ago :: Jul 04, 2009 - 11:52AM #6 | |
A*
That's a life worth of hard livin, Cuban cigar tippin
12th grade ditchin, purple served by the jar sippin If you lost a homie you'll know friendship is god given I done seen the church so much you think I was born christian |
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| 5 months ago :: Jul 04, 2009 - 11:53AM #7 | |
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The inspiration of the bible depends on the ignorance of the person who reads it. - Robert G. Ingersoll
Hey I’m your life
I’m the one who takes you there Hey I’m your life I’m the one who cares They, They betray I’m your only true friend now They, They’ll betray I’m forever there You, You’re my mask You’re my cover, my shelter You, You’re my mask You’re the one who’s blamed Do, Do my work Do my dirty work, scapegoat Do, Do my deeds For you’re the one who’s shamed |
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| 5 months ago :: Jul 04, 2009 - 4:48PM #8 | |
here this one's for u.. Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time. -Dennis Miller
u got pussy? so what..
u gettin money? and... when u got pussy gettin u money THEN we can talk.. Until then, sit back, shut the fuck up.. and maybe ull learn u some shit... |
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| 5 months ago :: Jul 04, 2009 - 4:49PM #9 | |
u got pussy? so what..
u gettin money? and... when u got pussy gettin u money THEN we can talk.. Until then, sit back, shut the fuck up.. and maybe ull learn u some shit... |
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| 5 months ago :: Jul 04, 2009 - 5:37PM #10 | |
Not in the least but it jsut strikes me as odd how ever anti-religion thread always reverts to an anti-christian thread when there are several other religions like Islam and Buddhism that never even get touched. |
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