| 2 months ago :: Oct 15, 2008 - 02:50PM #1 | |
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In light of National Spa week... I was wondering.. Say you are single.. etc.. etc.. No Attachments whatsoever... And you and the gurls are on your way to Miami for a weekend getaway... You set an appointment @ the Spa.. To get everything done.. Nails, Toe, and Wax.. Bikini or Brazilian.. Whichever you prefer... You really need this wax because it has been a while and there is no way u r hitting the beach with ya lady forest hangin out of your Bathing Suit...
Catch is.. When you get there the person that is gonna be giving you the wax is a male.. A very attractive male at that.. Your flight leaves in 4hrs.. And you are running behind schedule.... You are feeling apprehensive about letting this attractive and undeniably heterosexual man near you... Because you dont know him... He is not gay... Having him touch you might make your juices start to flow n being that he is down there he may notice... And being that u have a FURRY Burger you dont want him to see it in that state in the first place because you find yourself attracted to him...
WHat do you do?...... What if he started to make small talk with you?.. Would you flirt?.. Would yo cancel the appointment as soon as u realize its a dude?...
"As bad as I wanna tell ya.. I just cant seem to say it.. I love you more then you'll eva knoooowww...." -Max B
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| 2 months ago :: Oct 15, 2008 - 03:04PM #2 | |
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lol..... |
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| 2 months ago :: Oct 15, 2008 - 03:09PM #3 | |
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get the wax and keep it moving
due to the fact that there are, some people...like the lady over there that said she was...who thinks im dirty
i really couldnt give a shit, but... cause yall buy my records. them same ones talkin bout im dirty, be buying my shit and hiding it |
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| 2 months ago :: Oct 15, 2008 - 03:17PM #4 | |
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nigga you dumb a s shit............!!!!! Fur Burger....I've seen a ewok a time or two in my day...and it aint attractive ladies... a lil bit is ok yeah but if you got Angela Davis on your pants...hell nah
Fuck a hip-hop I take ya wrist watch put gun to ya tounge and make ya lick shots: Ruck of Heltah Skeltah
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| 2 months ago :: Oct 15, 2008 - 03:24PM #5 | |
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*Dee goes home and shaves*
Shesssssssss baaaaackkkkkkkkk
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| 2 months ago :: Oct 15, 2008 - 03:26PM #6 | |
No shame in your game huh... She like fuck that gimme da wax and let me get to MIAMI!!! LmaO!.......
"As bad as I wanna tell ya.. I just cant seem to say it.. I love you more then you'll eva knoooowww...." -Max B
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| 2 months ago :: Oct 15, 2008 - 03:27PM #7 | |
Yo Tamer waz good.. LmaO!.. U gotta watch out for the Furry Burgers.. hahahahahahah...
But yo u mean to tell me that none of u women will try to get a quick nut before u start ya Vacay?.... Or is that the type of shyt u read in them sexy short stories and see in movies n shyt......
"As bad as I wanna tell ya.. I just cant seem to say it.. I love you more then you'll eva knoooowww...." -Max B
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| 2 months ago :: Oct 15, 2008 - 03:28PM #8 | |
yep, he may be fine, sorry but no man is "walk around with a jungle bush" fine
Remember ladies a sex toy a day keeps the doctor away!
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| 2 months ago :: Oct 15, 2008 - 03:42PM #9 | |
cosign this!
We accept the Love we deserve
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| 2 months ago :: Oct 15, 2008 - 03:42PM #10 | |
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how would they know he aint gay?....
The IC is back
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Compromsing Situation At the Spa... Ladies Honest Opinions Only...
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