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    • MizuryLillith
      Purr is cute like lil kissy face cabbage patch doll....
      But I think Khaleesi should be the first femail in hisToRy to win twice.
    • BelovedAfeni
    • SolemnSauce
      if this nigga dont stop, he is to great a staple in black film to play the magical negro
    • deadeye
      He's trying to get the Oscar that eluded him a few years back.

      Almost won it for his role in Dreamgirls.

      The Academy was just starting to see him as a serious actor..........but then he released Norbit and they stopped taking him seriously.
    • gns
      Cant find the 'wtf' button
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    September 24
    • BenjaminE
    • Melqart
      B for the long run
    • gns
    • deadeye
    • _Goldie_
    • Peace_79
      A little commitment to fitness, and A could be a certified Brickhouse.

      B is the best she'll ever look.
    • SolemnSauce
      b, I like small titties
    • Peace_79
      ^ Flagged
    • OmegaConflict
      A is a ain't shit bitch
    • Lou_Cypher
    • Cain
      Lol at not picking A

    • ChiCity
      Cain gets it
    • MizuryLillith
      I love this post. Lol every time it pops on top.
    • MizuryLillith
      Put the fear of God in both of em...
      RUN EM OVER!
    • deadeye



    • huey
      holler at her when i get off
    • MizuryLillith
      MizuryLillith get off. Lol
    • Trillfate
    • BedStuy
      I would've post this on doyouwanttogo2heaven's page just for jokes
    • gns
      I would go downstairs and go fuck dat bitch while her husband upstairs preaching
      Tf u meaaan
    • ChillaDaKilla
      I would put her on blast saying that ain't her....that's a picture of Emage

      She got a breast reduction and retired smh
  • OmegaConflict