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Y'all hoes got something to say? Speak up, I can't hear your scary ass.
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  • Noir earned the 500 WTFs badge.
    You received 500 WTFs. It ain't no fluke, you post great stuff and we're lucky to have you here.
    February 27
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    February 27
    • DrKnockboots
      DrKnockboots
      hiiiiiiiii
    • Noir
      Noir
      Hiii mark
    • gns
      gns
      Ooooo we saying first names.
      Chuck what's yours?
    • deadeye
      deadeye
      Looking good Chuck.
    • earth two superman
      earth two superman
      MMMMM HMMMMMMM
    • Noir
      Noir
      Gns whatever you want my name to be
    • Noir
      Noir
      Thanks deadeye!!
    • gns
      gns
      Whatever I want your name to b?
      Only time I've ever heard anyone say that they're usually playing a prostitute in a movie....

      How bout $41 for the throat and we work from there?
      Oh and I've decided your name will be Carmen. 

      U r 2 have Chola make up on and excessively roll your "R's" when we converse.
  • earth two superman
    • Noir
      Noir
      I luv you too
  • soulbrother
    How much you charge a nigga to fly to LA and slap you on the belly with a hand full of talcum powder?
    February 24
    • Allergens
      Allergens
      Choked on my drink..lol
    • Noir
      Noir
      Lmmmaaaoooo... it's free for you, baby.
    • soulbrother
      soulbrother
      Thans sweety!
  • Noir earned the 25000 Comments badge.
    Who’s house? Your house.
    February 24
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    February 21
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    February 21
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    February 21
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    February 18
  • VulcanRaven
    Well damn
    February 15
    • Noir
      Noir
      Damn what, skinny fat flabby nigga???
    • VulcanRaven
      VulcanRaven
      The fuck? You will address me like you got some sense girl
    • Noir
      Noir
      Lol
  • GodNThaBuild'n
  • Texting You

    I smiled at the phone when your name
    appeared on my screen.
    I read your message repeatedly like I was a fiend.
    I replied quickly and impatiently waited to hear
    your ringtone.
    What an obsession I have with you and this phone.
    When you send that smiley face,
    all my troubles erase.
    What a great day I have,
    when you send a joke to make me laugh.
    Sometimes our conversations are deep,
    I love to text you until you fall asleep.
    Then early in the morning you apologize,
    I roll over and read your words with sleep in my eyes.
    Then I usually reply don't worry its alright,
    You ask how was my night.
    I think to myself how polite,
    wanting to dial your number and hear your voice,
    But obviously I made another choice.
    Now we secretly send our words through these
    messages frequently,
    talking about things not possible in our reality.
    February 14
    • Allergens
      Allergens
      She in love b
    • Noir
      Noir
      No....Maybe...Yes.
    • LUClEN
      LUClEN
      I used to have a pen pal too
    • Noir
      Noir
      Aww2
  • I Wrote A Good Omelet

    I wrote a good omelet...and ate
    a hot poem... after loving you

    Buttoned my car...and drove my
    coat home...in the rain...
    after loving you

    I goed on red...and stopped on
    green...floating somewhere in between...
    being here and being there...
    after loving you

    I rolled my bed...turned down
    my hair...slightly
    confused but...I don't care...

    Laid out my teeth...and gargled my
    gown...then I stood
    ...and laid me down...

    To sleep...

    after loving you
    February 14
  • GodNThaBuild'n
    I'd save dem titties
    February 14
    • Noir
      Noir
      Awww youre such a sweetheart
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    February 13
  • Trillfate
    • Noir
      Noir
      Lol :(

      I always get to stay the night trillfate!
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    February 13
    • willhustle
      willhustle
      Them lips chuck, them lips..
    • Noir
      Noir
      Awww
  • _Taylor_
    You go stop playin with me and gimme dat pussay!!!
    February 12
    • Noir
      Noir
      You tryin to get me in trouble... smh.
    • _Taylor_
      _Taylor_
      No, im not...im just letting you know what it is.
    • Noir
      Noir
      Wow...
  • LUClEN
    Are you that somebody?
    February 11
    • Noir
      Noir
      Yes, hunny bunny. :)
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    February 9
  • I have a terrible sense of humor
    February 9
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    February 9
    • YoungGoldie
      YoungGoldie
      bruh
    • Noir
      Noir
      what, breh? It's heterosexual love, you straight hatin faggot.
    • YoungGoldie
      YoungGoldie
      Nobody wants to see selfies of you and your pops at over-eaters anonymous bruh.
    • Noir
      Noir
      Deal with it faggot
    • RisingDown
      RisingDown
      No bueno
    • Noir
      Noir
      Lolll
    • LUClEN
      LUClEN
      That shit funny af
    • Noir
      Noir
      I know!
  • Young_Chitlin
    • Noir
      Noir
      Hooola!!
  • GodNThaBuild'n
    Mmmm them tiiitttess doe
    February 6
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    February 6
    • JDSTAYWITIT.
      JDSTAYWITIT.
      Good Lord.
    • Noir
      Noir
      Heeyyy boo!!! Youre free!!! Wooo!!
    • JDSTAYWITIT.
      JDSTAYWITIT.
      yeah a nigga was down for a minute and shit..knocked that shit out like a fuckin champ doe ..word.. eatin hella tuna

      but shit i tried to give you that good conjugal visit when you were down or whatever feel me .. but they said no visitors with the ankle monitor ..
    • Noir
      Noir
      Miss you much.
  • G.Avant
    So when you gonna hook me up with that upgrade mama?
    February 6
    • Noir
      Noir
      You got scared and wasnt bout that paper bag test.
  • GodNThaBuild'n
    • Noir
      Noir
      You tryin to fight or what, breh?!
    • GodNThaBuild'n
      GodNThaBuild'n
      No ma'am don't wanna get hit wit a random fist
    • Noir
      Noir
      Lollll I love u
    • GodNThaBuild'n
      GodNThaBuild'n
      That was awkward :sips drink:
    • Noir
      Noir
      Well fuck u then
    • GodNThaBuild'n
      GodNThaBuild'n
      Alrighty then pick a time and place...
    • Noir
      Noir
      Tomorrow 543am
    • GodNThaBuild'n
      GodNThaBuild'n
      Itz better in morning any way
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    • Kat
      Kat
      #amazing
    • Noir
      Noir
      Love u kat
  • Sion
    February 4
  • Sion


    Slow or fast whatever ya like....
    February 4