Dear Online Bae,
For the last couple of days I've noticed how sneaky you've become. Whenever those late girls in the i.c throw shade my way, you cackle right along with them hun. Dont you know I'm numb to these scums like cunt that slumbers in the slums. My lurking incognito hubby would never treat me the way you do. So what's up with you?
I've decided to forgive you for your disloyalty and for having a sheep mentality. Playing in my face like that will only lead you to repentance, my love. *beginning of thunderclap* YOU DO THAT SHIT TO ME AGAIN AND YOU'LL FEEL THE WRATH OF JESUS, MARY & JOSEPH.*ending of thunderclap* Good night and good luck!
<3 <3 <3