Sit on uncle deadeye's lap and tell me what troubles you young lady.
Disclose the details of your recent trauma so that I can help you move past what must have been a most unpleasant experience.
Let me hold you in my arms and tell you everything's going to be all right.
If you're not comfortable discussing this in public, we can always discuss it by way of the private message (pm) medium provided by this prestigious forum.
I'm just a distinguished older gentleman who's only concern is your well being.
Help me......help you.
I look forward to hearing from you.
Deadeye.......Elder Statesman of the Ill Community
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