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  • SimplyKrys earned the 500 Comments badge.
    Settled in, saw the sights, learned the territory, and most importantly: gave back.
    March 29
  • 5 Grand
    I'm going to tell you exactly what to do. I promise it will work.

    Go to the local psychiatric hospital and explain your situation. Tell them all of your problems and that you don't have a place to stay. It's illegal for a psychiatric hospital to release a homeless person back into the streets so they will have to take you in until THEY FIND YOU A PLACE TO STAY.

    At first they'll ask if you want to move into a group home or an assisted living facility. Say, "No, I want my own apartment". They will go over your finances and savings and help you get on your feet.

    They will set you up in section 8 housing and help you get on food stamps and welfare if you need it.

    The whole thing might take a month or maybe longer, so you'll be in a psych ward the whole time, but they'll separate you from the real crazy people because you're not really crazy, you're just homeless in a bad situation.

    I know it works because I went through the whole thing a few years ago.
    February 28
    • StillFaggyAF
      StillFaggyAF
      Wtf is this
    • deadeye
      deadeye
      Something he posted a while back in a thread she made.
  • SimplyKrys earned the 250 LOLs badge.
    You received 250 LOLs. Looks like you're popular around these parts.
    March 8
  • SimplyKrys was promoted to Level 4.
    February 28
  • SimplyKrys earned the 100 LOLs badge.
    You received 100 LOLs. When you're liked this much, you'll be an MVP in no time!
    February 27