Pulled up to the scene wit' my ceilin' missin'!!!

Smash_Adams wrote: »

FucktheIC wrote: »

Lurk_Hinrich wrote: »

But da fug? You living a jersey shore lifestyle bruh? How many roommates you got?

5 total moving into a huge fucking house with 6 bedrooms 4 bathrooms. Nigga got marble counter tops hardwood floors and fireplace for 500 a month?

SHIIIIIT!!!!

you gotta either live in Detroit, Flint, or Camden with those prices my g

Nope, right outside DC.

Lurk_Hinrich wrote: »

But da fug? You living a jersey shore lifestyle bruh? How many roommates you got?

5 total moving into a huge fucking house with 6 bedrooms 4 bathrooms. Nigga got marble counter tops hardwood floors and fireplace for 500 a month?

SHIIIIIT!!!!

darkone360 wrote: »

Don't do it bruh. It won't end well. Don't let the optical elusion of having in-house puss fool you. B/c if things end bad for y'all, it's gonna affect the other roommates as well.

Especially if y'all start dating other people.

I know, but she's makin' it so hard, bruh. It started with some playful sexual banter, but that's w/e, we did that shit in college. Then it escalated to "how does this outfit look?" Then the snapchat pics, then on Friday at my boy's birthday party we all started telling a story about my brother drinking breast milk from a stripper, I said something wild and she whispered in my ear "Yeah, it's been about a year since I've hooked up with anyone, the next person I have sex with is gonna get some tight p____"
Maaaaaaannnn!!!!!!

No lie it almost happened that night when she asked me if I needed a ride home, but my better judgment prevailed.

If you're gonna go luxury, get a Lexus.

Cuz I'm letting you know right now fixing them bitches will suck.

Lexus doe, a nigga like me has no problem copping toyota parts for his shit.