i always get a laugh at up north muhfuccas with the own dick in their ass......
the truth is..... no matter how much u like it or not..... NY is making HORRIBLE music..... yall muhfuccas fell off the map..... muhfuccas aint checkin for yall no more.... only thing yall got is the hope that Jay-Z will continue rappin til he's in his death bed..... cuz otherwise..... muhfuccas dont care abt yall..... only muhfuccas gettin recognition outside of NY is French Montana, Fab, A$AP Rocky (lmao).......
unless Rondo is gonna put up 25-15-15 in every game of the playoffs....... the Celtics winnin a championship this year..... 0.000004 chance of it happening
the only way the celtics are winning, let alone even make it to the Finals:
-lebron starts up a coke habit
-wade becomes an alcoholic, chuggin fifths & pints of liquor every timeout
-kobe would have to get locked up for rape again, this time getting life
-rose would have to pull a ray lewis & murk a nigga, only he gets locked up
-durant & westbrook would have to go off to brokeback mountain & never come back
-tim duncan would have to get a shrinking disease, makin him 5'7" by the time playoffs starts
-iguodala would have to get stabbed up by meek mill, beanie siegel, & every other philly rapper
-melo would have quit basketball & jump in the dope game
-cp3 & blake griffin would join the bloods & crips & end up killin each other at practice
-dwight howard would quit basketball & play football for the jaguars, catching any & everything lobbed up to him
-dirk would have to get deported back to wherever he is from
-the entire indiana pacers team would join a cult
-josh smith & joe johnson would have to become rappers
okay maybe i exaggerated a lil bit, but something major would have to happen to every team in order for Boston to make the finals
kinda like that old episode of the Simpsons when they got all the big leaguers to join the baseball team but something happened to all of them.....
a few times i've been like "so what?", "so u cant have any friends?", etc.... once in cali, i had a chic tell me she loved my southern slang & accent & wanted to fuck but she had jus got engaged, i pulled my dick out and was like "he wont hear it from me, im going back to the A in 2 days"..... we ended up fuckin later that night