Hahhaah GOAT thread

Two years ago, when I was 18 me and my cousin went to pick up these white bitches on some "kickback at my couins apratment," shit. Well he didnt tell me these hoes lived like 30 minutes north of phoenix. (im driving) we get there the bitch he was messing with was kinda fat smh so we take em back to his place. Im just chilling chopping it up with the girl and she's on some prude shit but my cousin fucks in his room, I had just met the girl I was with that night so I wasnt tripping. THen my cousin comes out after he gets his nut and is like, "yo we got to take these girls home," SMH Im furious but Im the only one with a car so I tell that girl she aint getting home unless I get a tank of gas lollll she agrees we go and she feels me up with daddies credit card lolll

So after getting Gas, I text my cuz like "I aint trying to drop these bitches off hella far," he hits me back like "fuck it," loll so I say lets get somehting to eat, and I want to stop at Dennys (mind you were still abut 30-45 minutes from her house and its 100:AM. So her and her friend get ut the car and I pull out the parking lot so damn fast had that bitch running after the car thinking she going to catch it lolll she starts blowing up my cuz phone but were just laughing, I swear that tank of gas lasted me like 3 weeks llll

RIP White bitches

Lololon back in high school I was out partying, when I get a call from my homie, answer it all I hear is his girl screaming, mofo accidentally called me (wouldn't be surprised if he did that shit on purpose) I could never look at his girl again without laughing bitch was yelling the freakiest shit Lololon

How to get away with murder.