I became Australian today.
I was playing ball and this spanish dude got mad over a call. He asked if I was blind or australian, to make that type of a call.
Don't know y he randomly chose that country but I told ol boy that yes I was aborigine and he would do well not to disrespect my country.
Dude was massively confused and bewildered....and walked off wondering if the country he chose to disrespect me by just happened to b my real country.
Anyway we won the game fuck him