Long story short, I'm at this bitch's apartment getting some cereal, and this whore says she had milk. Bitch had "almond milk". But I'm like "Fuck it, I'm a real nigga. Titty, utter, almond; shit don't matter.". So I pour this shit out, and it's brown with the consistency of orange juice mixed with syrup; don't ask me how I know, that's another story. Ok, once upon a time, I mixed orange juice with syrup, the end. Either way, this "almond milk" was unfuckingacceptable. At this point the bitch could see the discontent on my face, and I'm standing there looking at this terrible "milk" as the bitch's life starts to flash before my eyes. Then I think, "No fiat, we can't kill this bitch.". The bitch seizes this opportunity, and says "I forgot to say it was almond milk...". Bitch said it like she was informing me of something. Of course, since I'm real as fuck out here, I'm like "I'll eat this cereal.". Did I mention it was Fruity Pebbles cereal? What kind of bitch buys Fruity Pebbles, and "almond milk"? Seeing the unholy creation unfold before my eyes as I mix the multicolored Fruity Pebbles with the brown "almond milk", I start to re-evaluate this bitch's position in my life. I mean, you have to be a sick fuck to see no issues with getting Fruity Pebbles and almond milk. But then I remembered I like chicks who are a bit "off" mentally. So everything was cool.