Aight, so me, my homie, his boy and 2chicks went out to eat there was meant to be 3 chicks but the third cancelled at the last minute.

I was pissed but it was too late to pull out, cus i only found out when i got there so i had to soldier it.
Now my friends friend wasnt really paying attention to the 2nd girl....kept talking to me, about hunting, ducks, and special dogs that are good for hunting and shit.....at first i thought dude was just annoying...you know them guys that dont shut up.....then i realised dude might have been over-compensating for his lack of honey-getting by talking about how he kills animals.

anyway It was cool, we all ate, caught joke and shit.....i tried to make the most outta the situation, hollered at the waitress...she was being stuck up...but i liked her....so when she dropped the bill, i thought fuck it...put myself out there, dropped my number on the bill, if she hollered back, cool...if not wateva.

anyway. i get a holler a day later, now i think im in.....i aint gonna lie i go on simp mode.....it works sometimes.....only to find out that the person im talking to is the same dude who wouldnt shut up about his hunting and shit.
WHAT THE MOTHERFUCK ?!?!?!?!

what i personally think is he was testing me.....but when he realised i was into the females he try act like it was jokes....

should i expose dude or let it slide cus i dont fully know him?

check the transcript:




fucking batty bwoy right?

man i love being in charge of hiring at my work.
being on the other side of the table is so much better.

and when will chicks realise that mentioning your boyfriend/husband in the interview is only gonna end up with you losing points with me?? just joking.......kind of

fuck that shit, im waiting for march the 14th

i.e.

Steak and blowjob day

http://www.steakandbj.org/

So im a Kendrick Lamar fan, section 80 banged and GKMC was a dope album...near flawless minus Poetic Justice, the songs with dre features and the song with mary J.....

but anyway i have a few points id like to make about dude which to me make him far from great.

number 1) he sucks in features.....a big part of his appeal is the sonic manipulation, the way his producer/mixer/"masterer" is able to make pan, pitch up/down/autorepeat/delay/etc his vocals...but on features he has to stand alone with his voice, lyrics and flow.....and well he always got the flow, the presence is normal...but his lyrics to me are sub par....taking me to point

number 2) his lyrics are average to say the least..off the top of my head
"grown...men should never bite their tongue unless they eating pussy that smell like its a stale plum"...hiipower
"this banana clip, straight from the whip, will make your shirt say rip"
"i eat y'all like Mm Mm"...1train

if drake dropped them bars he would be getting dissed...K Dot got murked by damn near everyone on that 1train track

number 3) to me....and this is just my opinion, he does the same shit like nikki minaj...that whole animated flow, accept he gets a pass and she dont (maybe cus he chats sense most of the time and shes just retarded)...and i aint gonna lie it annoys the shit outta me sometimes.

anyway this is coming from a true fan of his, but i dont think he deserves the hype he gets....there are many rappers out there better than him...i still bump his shit though

ill probably get a lot backlash for this, but this is why i think science is just as useless as religion. and its gonna be a long post....most wont read cus you know....you aint tryna read a typography but if your up for debate try to get through it

science is passed of as FACT....i.e. this is science so it must be true.

yet (and before i continue typin i dont study science so forgive me if i get a few "facts" wrong but hopefully you will see where im trying to come from)

and yet:
- they said the atom was the smallest thing known to man, but now we have quarks
- they said the earth was flat, but now we see it is spherical
- then there is this thread http://community.allhiphop.com/discussion/490699/rewriting-evolution-darwin-was-wrong/p1 i.e. Rewriting evolution - darwin was wrong

- then i have my own beefs with science/math

i believe science slash math a convenient answer to to questions that queries that just cannot be answered e.g.

measurements - 10 centimetres, ok we all know that 10cm is 10cm....but why is it so....at some point some person must have taken a specific amount of distance and just said "fuck it...this is a centimetre thus this is ten centimetres"
granted measurements work for us, as we have technology beyond belief, but what if we were wrong about measurements like we were about the world being flat?

big bang theory.....come on son....i mean its plausible, but to hold that up as FACT.....i know it is just a theory but thoe that believe in it are not open to the idea that they may be wrong......they are 100% sure that is the truth. but how is the big bang theory any less a story than the 7 days in which god created the earth?

gravity pisses me off to....so cus we are stuck to the ground, cus an apple fell on newtons head we are to believe that there is a force (of perfect proportions) that holds each and everyone of us to the core of the earth? why is it that there is a force that pulls us and not a force that pushes us?


i have a lot of beefs with science an math....but im a lil drunk and cant be bothered to go into it more