The fuck is your fantasy about my wife? No pussy and a gold member ship at Porn Hub ha left you yearning for my wife.
You say I'm her bitch, but she's mine. The fuck I look like working for a female? I do simple shit, clean and take care of kids and I get loads of blowjobs, sex and whatever else I want.
You stay trying to please women by just buying them drinks. $3 martinis still get you friend-zoned.
When I slide that check over, I'm like, "yeeeeah bitch, pay that shit, you know what the fuck time it is." I give no fucks, bruh. Fight me.
You ramble on about the same shit, "oh shit I'm etherous-five because I think I said some slick shit", no new material you bitch ass faggot. Raised with no father and a lesbian mother ruined your manhood. You backed down from my "8 Mile Rap Battle", you Papa Doc wannabe.
You're 40 and dropped a feelings filled post talking about "happy n*****s", because you need their approval that you actually mean something.
Step off, faggot. Stick to clicking those icons you reaction-solider.
I'll stick to changing diapers and raising kids to punk out pussy bitches like you in the real world.