I see these muthafuckas and they're so fuckin' happy all the gotdamn time. They have cool jobs and they travel and do cool shit. "Oh, you haven't been to Spain," they say. No.

The average nigga in America has to work hard as fuck to kinda come up. Meanwhile, these crackas got shit so sweet it's retarded.

I'm hatin...

If you're looking for a mate with "Celtic ancestry" and a healthy skepticism about the official narrative of 9/11, this is the dating site for you!

"Dating Freedom Lovers," which has almost 6,000 members and groups from Montana to New York, is a dating service launched by conspiracy-theory website InfoWars.

The site advertises itself with the slogan "Find and meet people that share a passion for liberty and freedom and are ready to start a relationship."

planet.infowars.com/groups/dating-freedom-lovers/

MEANWHILE IN DENVER

Beer run at noon.