The Southern Comfort man in tiny trunks CREDIT: YOUTUBE
26 AUGUST 2016 • 9:32AM
After the controversial burkini ban that has been introduced in some parts of France, people are now calling for another beach-related moratorium.
Many social media users have suggested the French government would do well to forget burkinis entirely, and focus on something far more offensive: fat pasty men in Speedos.
As one woman on Twitter writes: “If France are banning burkinis then they really should ban Speedos too because they are 100x more offensive to everyone having to view it.”
Others have called into question the morality of a man being able to expose most of his body in Speedos, while a woman cannot cover up her skin.
The tweets follow a satirical news report from The Mideast Beast, which reported that Muslim women were demanding the criminalisation of fat, white men in the tight swimwear.
The recent burkini ban has been widely criticised, after a lone Muslim woman on the beach in Nice was ordered to remove hers.
She was deemed to be in breach of French law, which has declared a ban on the full body “Islamic” wetsuit-like swimwear, in 26 towns, on the grounds that it is a conspicuous demonstration of religious belief.
You don't get this shit too over here, but over on the French Rivera, on the Mediterranean, and other spots where these cats tend to vacation at you tend to get this shit. Now they would be pushing it and looking hella sweet if they were hella swoll wearing this shit, but these muthafuckas are hella out of shape tryin' to highside. Are they out on these European beaches crusin' for slong?
Its stupid to tell a society that has a Gun problem that the answer is more guns. Naturally the problem is too many guns.
The US produces more guns than people who actually buy guns so alot of the 2nd amendment fetishists are really promoting the spread of guns into countries like Brazil, Jamaica and Mexico which have ever increasing gun violence.
It is what it is.
An armed society is a safe society bruh. The only people who disagree are emasculated bitch made individuals and feminists.
This such a fucked up incident. Y'all know how dear ole Rex feels about fagdom, but at the same damn time, they were in their club, minding their business. All these fags wanted to do was cruise for slong, suck dick in the bathroom, and find a fellow booty buster to ravage their asshole, tag bag, and give "brown bunnies," to, but instead they ended up as causalities in some extremist Muhammdan jihad against America, our values, freedoms, and way of life. Despite being faggots and forcing their way of life on the rest of us, they are still American citizens and their deaths MUST BE AVENGED!
This shit end result of the breaks we've been giving the Muhammdans since the Iran Hostage Crises with happen under Jimmy Carter's presidency. The Iranians run up in our embassy, (which is an act of war,) and hold our citizens hostage for 444 days. Carter ordered a rescue attempt, but that shit was an epic failure, (stupid muthafuckas didn't account for sand fucking up the rotors on the helicopters,) and the hostages were released because of some deal Reagan's bitch ass made with Ayatollah Khomeini'em.
In '83, Islamic Jihad blew up the embassy in Beirut in a car bomb attack, (another act of war,) resulting in 63 deaths. The Marines wanted to go and get some "get back," but Reagan bitched out and pulled the troops.
Clinton had a gang of terror attacks under his watch, the first WTC bombing, the bombing of the U.S.S. Cole and the U.S. Embassy bombings in Kenya and Tanzania. These attacks were orchestrated by Al Queda, and since we didn't go into Afghanistan to get bin Ladin's ass, we all known what happened next.
Of course Bush 43, had 9/11, and we were actually forced to do something due to the magnitude of the attack. However, Bush was still measured in the response. We ended up fighting a long ass protracted war on top of letting bin Ladin escape.
Since the Islamic world had witnessed (up to this time,) 22 years of the U.S. acting bitch made by not taking the appropriate action against them, they were embolden by this attack. As a result of losing two buildings and 3,000 lives, Pres. Bush should have ordered a tactical nuclear strike on Afghanistan's two largest cities. Had this happen, we wouldn't be in the shit we're in today.
Now we have this fuck boy shit with only one viable option that needs to be used to get our "respeck," back as a people and a nation. President Obama needs to order the following.
The Fire Bombing of Tokyo
Hellstorm - The Dresden Holocaust
Say what you will about Islamic jihadists, but you have to grudgingly admit that those muthafuckas are "about that life," and they're trying to win. For the life of me, I can't understand why the government doesn't seem to want to understand that these muthafuckas ain't playin'. With that being said, we need to response it tenfold.