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  • Dude's Girl Suspected That He Was Fucking the Dog, She Set Up "Cheateresque," Surveillance

    Man Who Had Sex with Maltese Was Caught When Dog Started Hiding, Causing Suspicious Girlfriend to Set Up Hidden Camera


    Jesus Gutierrez, 39, “needs help,” his ex-girlfriend said.

    The Lower East Side woman who caught her boyfriend on tape having sex with her dog first became suspicious something was going on after the dog started hiding out, she told the Daily News Friday.

    “The dog was hiding in the house,” said the 43-year-old owner, who declined to give her name, of the 20-pound Maltese named Princess. “She never hides. I had a feeling there was something going on in my house.”

    And so she set up a camera in the bedroom to record what was happening when she was away.

    To her horror she discovered her 39-year-old live-in boyfriend Jesus Gutierrez, naked from the waist down, forcing Princess to have sex with him.

    “It’s sick,” she said. “I confronted him.”

    She also called the cops.

    Gutierrez was arrested Wednesday for criminal mischief, sexual misconduct and torturing an animal.

    He admitted to sexually abusing the dog “for his own sexual enjoyment,” according to court papers.

    He was released without bail following his arraignment Thursday.

    Princess has “some bruises” but is expected to recover, her owner said.

    “(The veterinarians) told me she’s fine ... she’s a good girl,” she said.

    Yet what she saw on the video will stay with her for some time.

    “I can’t even sleep,” she said. “I didn’t want to see the full video — I saw little bits.”

    She has kicked Gutierrez out of their home but said she has some compassion for him.

    “To be honest, he’s not a bad guy,” she said. “He’s probably been doing this a long time, since he was little.”

    “He needs help,” she said.

    What Rex what's to know is, what made ole girl suspect that he was fucking the dog? Did Princess have dried nut in her her or a gape in her doggy asshole?
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  • Magic Johnson's "Son" Lost Weight








    Bruh, shakin'-my-muthafuckin-head. There are few things that rank worst than this fuckery concerning a man's son. This is some shit that you only wish on your worst of enemies. It's bad enough that your son, (and in this case Magic's namesake,) sucks dick, puts a rubber on a muthafucka's dick, then jacks him off, is into booty bustin' and kiss on and gets in the bed with dudes, but this muthafucka takes it to unnecessary extremes. Is all of this extra shit really all that necessary? Seriously, what does all of this extra shit have to do with being a faggot and suckin' dick? Rex just understand, then again, I really don't want to.

    Also, I really have a hard time believing that Magic is cool with this shit. Sure, in public Magic will say that he loves and supports his son, (he has to or else it will fuck his money up,) but if you were cool with Magic and had his complete and total trust, I'm sure that he would reveal to you that this shit is some ether to his soul. Sure Magic played for the faggot ass Lakers, but Magic is arguably the greatest player in the history of that franchise and one of the greatest players to ever play the game. EJ should have a bit more respect for his father's name and legacy. Shit is fuckin' sad mayne. If this God forbid if this was my son, I'd have to disown him.

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  • Re: Guy Code Violation! NBA Player Nick Young gets snitched on by teammate.

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    Fuck man...why this shit had to happen to us...he ain't worth shit now...can't trade him, can't keep him, wasted 1sr round draft pick....

    Fuck a Laker.
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  • Would You Smoke This Cigar?


    Y'all know that Rex is Brother of the Leaf, and he loves him some cigars. However with that being said, I would not smoke this cigar as a matter of principle, (and I'm a guy that likes big cigars,) but this is doing entirely too much. Only women should be wrapping their lips around this monster.
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  • Re: El Chapo Tells ISIS to Stop Fuckin' with His Operation

    Y'all know that good ole Rex doesn't believe in conspiracy theories, but this one isn't beyond the realm of possibility. It was really wasn't ISIS but some U.S. operatives, some type of militant rogue faction, or maybe another group that has funk with ISIS. They get a tip on one of El Chapo's shipments, disrupt the drop, and leaves convincing evidence that it indeed ISIS.

    This piss El Chapo off might causes El Chapo and ISIS to go war. The government (and other Western nations,) therefore uses El Chapo'em as a poxy to fight against ISIS. So when ISIS call themselves wanting to act fool and decapitate muthafuckas Being that El Chapo is "scumbag criminal drug lord," he isn't hindered by bullshit like the Geneva Convention and he hit by doing shit like this.






    El Chapo receives funding from the West for fighting ISIS, all the while the West has "plausible deniability.

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