I would rather do that then put my tongue any where near your yeast covered, cheese growing, salmonella infested, mildew inhabited, dirty white slit between your prepubescent boy shaped, no hip having body you call a pussy you filthy irish bitch.Joe you know I heart you and you're my favourite cripple EVER, but the closet thing you're going to get to tasting some 'pussy' is if you wheel over a cat's tail, pick up said cat and proceed to lick it while it's recovering.
... I can't even front Joe this made me laugh out loud. That was well thought out, suppose that's what happens when you sit around all day practically a vegetable.
If you even tried to put your mouth near a woman you'd probably fall out of your wheelchair and end up twitching on the floor with your tongue hanging out. Your poor Father would find you and think it was yet another failed suicide attempt.