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  • Re: D.R.A.M. At The Breakfast Club

    He got a good energy about him.

    I fuck with this joint he got with SZA

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  • Re: Tell us your experience was like when you 1st smoked weed

    I made a thread years ago about my first time, here's the op from that thread. Sorry so long

    Alrite so this weekend I decided to smoke some weed for the first time, starting Friday night after work a guy I work with sold me somthing called "white rhino". I'm no weed expert so I took it to my other homies and they said it was legit, so we smoked it and we in my homies crib just laughin at everything. We watched the Suns and Mavericks game and was just dying laughin at the stupidest shit, the next thing I know we at White Castle ordering alot of shit. Together we ordered like 15 burgers, 20 chicken rings 3 fries, 3 drinks and my nigga had a couple double cheese burgers. Lol. We smashing this food in White Castle at like 2 in the morning. After we got done eating went to a strip club across the street and drank, I didnt know wtf was goin. The crazy ass lights and loud music was just trippen me out. Before I know it,I'm wakin up at 2 pm fully dressed in my room with all my windows open in 20 degree weather.

    Then later that day me and my roommate was chillen, and I told him that I had smoked the previous night. Dude was dissapointed that I smoked for the first time wit out him. So he goes and buys some and rolls like 5 blunts, I'm like ahhh I guess I can smoke again. We smokin blunt number one, I'm coughin and shit and my eyes are burnin and the room is funky. By number 3 we sittin there with two large pizzas just killing em. Hours later we at a party for our homies graduation and we smoked the other 2. So we leave the party and were hungry again, so we stop at Mcdonalds and got some burgers and fries. I drop him off at his girls crib, then I'm drivin to my crib eatin my burgers and fries while Im driven. Before Im home, my bag is empty.

    Lol. So I stopped at Rallys or Checkers depending on where you from, I ordered some chilli cheese fries and 2 apple pies. I make it home at around 3 am and eat my fries and pies. I pass out and in the middle of the night I wake up coughing and weezing and shit. Im tryna catch my breath while Im coughin, my eyes are running and my throat is burning. I get to the bathroom and start hacking up bits of apple pie and cheese. Then I noticed in the mirror my nose running, but its not just snot coming out. Its a bright orange mixture of snot and cheddar cheese running out of my nose. At this point I'm scared and begin to puke for about 3 or 4 minutes. I get myself together and it takes me a while to get back to sleep and at 10 am Im headin to Church.
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  • Re: Official Childish Gambino aka Donald Glover - "Atlanta" Trailer - on Fx (Premieres 9.2016)

    Broddie wrote: »

    I knew this was about to be some shit when I heard Cree Summer voice lol

    Did y'all peep in the previous episode when Paper Boi is on the phone with Vanessa you can hear the Crunchos commercial on the tv in the background.
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  • Re: U May Not Like Alyssa's Face, But U Would STILL Put A Baby In Her (I Betcha)!

    Goat from one real Kentucky nigga to another
  • Re: Official Childish Gambino aka Donald Glover - "Atlanta" Trailer - on Fx (Premieres 9.2016)

    A$AP_A$TON wrote: »
    Broddie wrote: »
    That text though "girl you sloppy af" lmfao

    Aye that had me crying, I don't sell, save my name as somebody else. Girl you sloppy af.

    Lol small subtle shit like that be funniest.
    Right, thats why I fuck with this show: a lot of the humor is real subtle. In the 1st or 2nd episode, Paper Boi said something about playing both sides of the fence, Darius responded wit "Oh, like Don Lemon". lmao Or when Earn was feeling himself in that charity VIP party, he tipped the bartender that sorry ass $1 bill and he had that proud ass look on his face, classic lol.

    The shit I still be crying off is when Ern was talking to his homie from work about where to take Van for cheap. This nigga said all this wild shit about where he takes his hoes, and the camera pans out his girl is in the car.

    "Was you listening to my conversation? Girl you are something else."

    Lol!!! I was like nahhh this nigga didn't do that
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