Big changes are ALWAYS coming to TNA, but in they case it never seems like good ones.I got some big changes of my own for them:
1.Get rid of the Smackdown swagger jacking color scheme.
2.Bring the hexagonal ring back full time.
3.Stop giving the women wrestlers vaguely porn-sounding ring names....Tell a nigga you about to watch Angelina Love and Velvet Sky go at it on TV and he'd swear you about to go beat your meat.
4.Use that money being paid to all these hasbeens and WWE washouts to make the show look better.FCW got better production values than TNA.I mean I'm a fan of cats like Mr. Anderson, but it's a reason them niggas ain't in WWE anymore.
Berto VS RVD: Berto wins with the Cross Arm Masturbator
2 Niggas who job VS 2 other Niggas who job: 2 Other Niggas who Job wins after Cesaro does the pointless ass Swing on Great Khali
CM Punk VS Ryberg: Punk wins via a shot to Rywack's jewels. In other news, Paul Heyman cried a little when he saw what happened to Ryback's nuts.
AJ VS Skinny Bella: Skinny Bella took a lawse.
Kofi VS Bray Wyatt AKA Wacktion Bronson: Kofi continues his slide into irrelevance as the Nigga formerly known as Husky Harris continues to win in a build up towards more nonsense promos....and nothing else
Brad Maddox still using an iPhone 5.
Rhodes Fam VS CM Bunk, Dollar Store Heath Ledger, And The Rock them's Cousin who you didn't actually know was they Cousin: The Shield took an epic lawse. Dean Hambrose caught the Bionic Elbow.
R-Troof VS Curtis McGillWaxel: Axel picks up the win while continuing to be boring. I was sucking on my girl's titty this entire matchup.
Randy Orton VS Daniel Goatface Bryanson: Show came out and laid out everyone Involved. No finish.
And That's been Blackkevblazini's WWE Wack Ass PPV Wrap-up, GOODNIGHT!