my mom had an appt this morning & i made it so she ran late by putting the dog outside & she thought it ran away. then when i "found" her & she was leaving i parked her car on the other side of the house last night & she thought somebody stole it. shit got the GOAT reaction.
my friend's younger sister is like 17 & got a tattoo recently & every time i go over there she's like "I'M YATTED" like 'i'm tatted' i'm like wtf that shit is so gay please kill the person you got that from.