RIP Patrice O'Neal!!
No guy wants to cheat and hurt his woman. First of all, think about what cheating is for a second ladies. Cheating is a man, he sneaks out of his own house to go and find some happiness behind your back. Just so YOUR feelings aren't hurt. Cheating is for you, it's not for me. - Patrice O'Neal
"The difference between 40 year old cooch and 20 (year old cooch) is the amount of time i wait. That's it. 20 i'll wait FOREVER. Just wait in the corner like "Oh it's gonna happen! i am going to wait for this 20 year oldness!" But 40? i wait a date. Two dates. Two dates and then you gotta start rolling those old drawers down." - Patrice O'Neal
"(But women) you get hornier as you get older. It's weird, you wanna do all your sex in between the ages of 30 and 50. That's when you want it. But here's how sad things are, the value of vagina is only good from 18-29. Pu$$y gets old like bread, not like wine." - Patrice O'Neal