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If you are a male and you used to do cartwheels....

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  • shootemwon
    shootemwon Members Posts: 4,635 ✭✭
    edited May 2011
    waterproof won
  • waterproof
    waterproof Conqueror of Self On The Road to ZionMembers Posts: 9,412 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2011
    king bloo wrote: »
    such anger... that can only mean that I struck a nerve. 🤬 over there mad 'cause he's living the lie and it's gettin to him. A real hetero dude woulda just shrugged it off as a 🤬 on the net talkin 🤬 and been like "🤬 you 🤬 " and kept it movin... But not you. You went on the attack to defend yourself and your faux sense of hetero-ness. You, sir, are suspect in my book. Every response you make past this makes you look more and more like a closet 🤬 ... at least on the net anyways 'cause ya ass just might be out in the open in real life.

    And really, a 🤬 on the net shouldn't even be able to provoke such a response if you had nothing to hide anyways and weren't lying to yourself. See, unlike you, I gives a 🤬 less about what 🤬 like you have to say about me on the net. You're meaningless to me. 🤬 , if you die today, and 🤬 on here threw up a thread about you, I'm simply not giving a 🤬 'cause you're just so insignificant to me. You're the equivalent of a mud slug in the rainforest; I don't think about you, and could really care less about whether you live or die.


    🤬 .


    🤬 i aint readin all that 🤬 , and that's on yo MOMMA hairline and her 🤬 UP WIG GAME., You is a 🤬 !!!! and that's all 🤬 it. You was the only Male that Came in here and Cried like a 🤬 , basically you came in and drop your panties and showed ur 🤬 for the Whole IC to see. You exposeed yourself ass a emotional 🤬 ass 🤬 , and i dont sympthazie for wack hoes and wimpy guys. No matter what you say you is a 🤬 .
  • waterproof
    waterproof Conqueror of Self On The Road to ZionMembers Posts: 9,412 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2011
    king bloo wrote: »
    another "confused ass 🤬 that didn't have a father or uncle to tell him the difference between '🤬 ' and 'not 🤬 '" thread.

    Tomorrow this 🤬 makin a thread like

    "If you're a male, and walk down the block you 🤬 🤬 "

    then got text like






    "Real 🤬 drive down the block, only suspect ass 🤬 and flat out 🤬 actually WALK... like fo reall 🤬 ? Just one foot in front of the other 🤬 ? 🤬 as 🤬 , just bend over for Twan and 'nem right now. I bet yo daddy hung himself when he found out you was walkin down the block. Uncles ready to whoop yo ass and 🤬 for walkin..."


    LOOK AT THIS 🤬 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ THE ONLY DUDE ON HERE THAT CRIED, somebody give this 🤬 some mascara . if you have a son some him this post and tell him this is this a sign of a 🤬 .
  • waterproof
    waterproof Conqueror of Self On The Road to ZionMembers Posts: 9,412 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2011
    didnt you already eat your 🤬 last week when you got hungry and ate 4 jars of herring from ikea and then ate the jars and then ate a few lamps from ikea and a few end tables and when there was no furniture left you ate your own 🤬 and immediately regretted it

    your mother suck 🤬 for a used Duke perm kit
  • b@squ1@t redux
    [email protected]@t redux i can tell by your mustache youve never been involved in street activities iguana blood poseidon DNA slangin zeus dickMembers Posts: 13,035 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2011
    lay down shirtless and rub bbq sauce all over your fat gut, keep a rifle next to you, and let the fire ants have their way 🤬
  • king bloo
    king bloo Members Posts: 1,083 ✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2011
    waterproof wrote: »
    LOOK AT THIS 🤬 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ THE ONLY DUDE ON HERE THAT CRIED, somebody give this 🤬 some mascara . if you have a son some him this post and tell him this is this a sign of a 🤬 .


    Your post woulda been funny if I had said anything remotely close to what you claim. So, now not only are you a closet 🤬 , you're an illiterate closet 🤬 . Read it again, or get Twan and 'nem to read it and explain it to you, then come back and at least try to make your comeback witty.

    Just give up 🤬 . At least be a man about it like C-LOS G did when we called him on it. We called out his gayness, he was like "yeah, I'm 🤬 , so what?". You over there defending yourself tooth and nail all angry-like and 🤬 which makes anyone with at least a 6th grade reasoning ability to figure that you're 🤬 and ashamed of yourself, so you deny, deny, deny...

    ... Until you're outed. Then what 🤬 ? You gonna cry? Gonna 🤬 yourself? Go into hiding and make a new screen name hoping that no one finds out who you really are??? Yeah, it'll happen too, and you'll look even sadder than the pic in your avy.

    Speaking of your avy, didn't your peoples take that sad 🤬 pic on your birthday a few years ago, as you were reading a card left by your woman that said "Sorry you had to hear about this on your birthday, but I'm leaving you for your cousin Chauncey. We'll be married in Vegas by the time you read this". Was that the moment you were like "🤬 women" and turned to men??? I think it was...



    and, you're still a 🤬 .
  • waterproof
    waterproof Conqueror of Self On The Road to ZionMembers Posts: 9,412 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2011
    king bloo wrote: »
    Your post woulda been funny if I had said anything remotely close to what you claim. So, now not only are you a closet 🤬 , you're an illiterate closet 🤬 . Read it again, or get Twan and 'nem to read it and explain it to you, then come back and at least try to make your comeback witty.

    Just give up 🤬 . At least be a man about it like C-LOS G did when we called him on it. We called out his gayness, he was like "yeah, I'm 🤬 , so what?". You over there defending yourself tooth and nail all angry-like and 🤬 which makes anyone with at least a 6th grade reasoning ability to figure that you're 🤬 and ashamed of yourself, so you deny, deny, deny...

    ... Until you're outed. Then what 🤬 ? You gonna cry? Gonna 🤬 yourself? Go into hiding and make a new screen name hoping that no one finds out who you really are??? Yeah, it'll happen too, and you'll look even sadder than the pic in your avy.

    Speaking of your avy, didn't your peoples take that sad 🤬 pic on your birthday a few years ago, as you were reading a card left by your woman that said "Sorry you had to hear about this on your birthday, but I'm leaving you for your cousin Chauncey. We'll be married in Vegas by the time you read this". Was that the moment you were like "🤬 women" and turned to men??? I think it was...



    and, you're still a 🤬 .

    ^^^^only a whiteboy type 🤬 like this

    shut up 🤬 , you can type 3 pages of TITANGRAPHS aint it wont take away your 🤬 ass crying and being a 🤬 , now take your 🤬 ass to the powder room 🤬 .

    whiteboy typing final exam essays tryin to defend hi 🤬 ass for cryin like a 🤬
  • waterproof
    waterproof Conqueror of Self On The Road to ZionMembers Posts: 9,412 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2011
    king bloo wrote: »
    another "confused ass 🤬 that didn't have a father or uncle to tell him the difference between '🤬 ' and 'not 🤬 '" thread.

    Tomorrow this 🤬 makin a thread like

    "If you're a male, and walk down the block you 🤬 🤬 "

    then got text like



    "Real 🤬 drive down the block, only suspect ass 🤬 and flat out 🤬 actually WALK... like fo reall 🤬 ? Just one foot in front of the other 🤬 ? 🤬 as 🤬 , just bend over for Twan and 'nem right now. I bet yo daddy hung himself when he found out you was walkin down the block. Uncles ready to whoop yo ass and 🤬 for walkin..."


    ^^^^diary of a mad 🤬 , the only 🤬 in the whole thread that caught feelings and start crying, you can never take that back. beat it 🤬 sucka.
  • king bloo
    king bloo Members Posts: 1,083 ✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2011
    waterproof wrote: »
    ^^^^only a whiteboy type 🤬 like this

    shut up 🤬 , you can type 3 pages of TITANGRAPHS aint it wont take away your 🤬 ass crying and being a 🤬 , now take your 🤬 ass to the powder room 🤬 .

    whiteboy typing final exam essays tryin to defend hi 🤬 ass for cryin like a 🤬

    there's three women on this site that can fully confirm that I'm not white.

    all we see is "RAWR RAWR 🤬 RAAAAARW RABBLE RABBLE BABBLE RAAAAWR 🤬 ". In other words, a butthurt 🤬 that ain't got 🤬 else to say except "I'm mad at you so I'mma call you a 🤬 'cause I ran out of other words to say".

    and you're still a 🤬 .
  • Busta Carmichael
    Busta Carmichael IC Hall Of Famer, LOT Members, Moderators Posts: 13,161 Regulator
    waterproof wrote: »
    king bloo wrote: »
    listen up 🤬 , I know how 🤬 -in-the-bootyhole-downlow 🤬 like you work. Nine time outta ten, y'all the first 🤬 out there got something to say about what is and ain't 🤬 , tryin ta hide yo own 🤬 behind the screen. You was prolly the first 🤬 in line with the girls on the playground to do cartwheels and jump rope and 🤬 . At lunch, you sat at the girls table talkin about the latest episode of My Little Pony or Carebears and prolly even had a 🤬 Cabbage Patch Kid of your own. 🤬 like you 🤬 me, you prolly typed up all yo 🤬 in one window with 🤬 porn goin in another window. You the type of 🤬 that becomes a politician on some "no 🤬 marriage" platform only to get caught with one in the ass and two in the mouth in the bathroom at the 🤬 bar two cities over from where you live.

    🤬 , you a livin contradiction. You talk tough on the net and try to reassure everyone that you're hetero by claimin you hollered at hoes, but in reality you soft as the very 🤬 dipped in grease you tried to shove up ya 🤬 last night.

    All that caps-lock angry typing you did shows just how much of a clown ass fairy you are. You prolly got Twan and Enrique sittin next you right now talkin bout "oooo, look how I ethered this fool on the net right here... Now Twan, don't be over there hoggin Enrique's 🤬 🤬 , I'm posta get a turn too!"

    🤬 outta here simple ass 🤬 🤬 ... And take that "Rainbow Bright Loves Me Too" T-shirt off and give it back to ya fat sister.

    The ironry of this 🤬 talkin that 🤬 ass 🤬 and his username is KING BLOW, 🤬 suck dicc and hold his breath at the same time passin out and shiit

    this 🤬 ass 🤬 wrote the foreword for Titian TITANGRAPHS, when this 🤬 get scared he dont run he start to CARTWHEEL his ass to safety. 🤬 boy i slap the rainbow out of you - when this 🤬 talks his eyelashs be flappin like a hummingbird, this 🤬 keeps weights around his ankles so he wONT fly away. 🤬 ass 🤬 go homes to a hot ass tub full of weenies and relax in that 🤬 ol pamolive hands havin ass 🤬 , him and his father be pourin HOT 🤬 juice out the 🤬 into shot glasses and throwin those 🤬 back.

    🤬 outta here 🤬 sucka

    Lmfaooooo The Aqua is top 5 dead or alive and its not even debatable
  • OmegaConflict
    OmegaConflict I AM A GIANT RETARD Members Posts: 39,030 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Plop Star wrote: »
    🤬 i used to do cartwheels..............kiss my ass
    then i learned how to flip and 🤬 to impress the hoes
    [email protected] 🤬
  • Idiopathic Joker
    Idiopathic Joker PISTOL GRIP PUMP IN MY LAP AT ALL TIMES Working On My LowriderMembers, Moderators Posts: 45,691 Regulator
    I don't even know how to do a cartwheel
  • Ajackson17
    Ajackson17 On the shoulders of Giants and Elders in history UniverseMembers Posts: 22,501 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I did a cartwheel before since I suck at flips when I was a kid Trying to be a power ranger
  • gns
    gns Bleeding 24/7 Members Posts: 21,285 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Way too much typing in this thread
  • HafBayked
    HafBayked Members Posts: 16,248 ✭✭✭✭✭
    *did aerials off my apartment balcony as a kid post*
  • 700
    700 Praying 5 times a day to catch a plug Plap City, FLAMembers Posts: 14,496 ✭✭✭✭✭
    CONFLICT wrote: »
    Plop Star wrote: »
    🤬 i used to do cartwheels..............kiss my ass
    then i learned how to flip and 🤬 to impress the hoes
    [email protected] 🤬

    🤬 I was 7
  • Splackavelli
    Splackavelli I'll getchu bitch!!! Somewhere drunk off my ass.Members Posts: 18,806 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2015
    yeah i used to do cartwheels in my front yard when i was six years old. only because i was impersonating the wonder twins after watching the superfriends.

    me: "form up a cartwheel!"
  • gns
    gns Bleeding 24/7 Members Posts: 21,285 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Bruh, u reply to a 🤬 diss twice that's an automatic loss yo
  • dalyricalbandit
    dalyricalbandit Co-Owner Of AllhipHop.com, Super Moderator, Administrator, Moderator Members, Moderators Posts: 67,918 Regulator
    Yo_Killa! wrote: »
    yeah i used to do cartwheels in my front yard when i was six years old. only because i was impersonating the wonder twins after watching the superfriends.

    me: "form up a cartwheel!"

    the wondertwins? bruh the dude used to turn into puddles and wack 🤬 and u would impersonating that dude lol smh

  • BelovedAfeni
    BelovedAfeni The Pimp Slap App 5150 NationMembers Posts: 8,647 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ^^🤬 pack full of feelings...and ketchup packets
  • gns
    gns Bleeding 24/7 Members Posts: 21,285 ✭✭✭✭✭
    700 wrote: »
    gns wrote: »
    Bruh, u reply to a 🤬 diss twice that's an automatic loss yo

    Is you a 🤬 referee

    Blow the whistle ass 🤬

    My bad.
  • waterproof
    waterproof Conqueror of Self On The Road to ZionMembers Posts: 9,412 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yo_Killa! wrote: »
    yeah i used to do cartwheels in my front yard when i was six years old. only because i was impersonating the wonder twins after watching the superfriends.

    me: "form up a cartwheel!"

    the wondertwins? bruh the dude used to turn into puddles and wack 🤬 and u would impersonating that dude lol smh

    Clak, Clak, Clak, Clak...LMAO......Damn! bruh couldn't kept that secret in no more, he had to let it out......this is me, this is who I Am!

    Damn, LMAO....The Muthafuckin Wonder Twins...Damn bandit, your post is killing me
  • R0mp
    R0mp Keep Moving. Members Posts: 4,250 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Word.

    🤬 that tumbling 🤬 .