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If you are a male and you used to do cartwheels....

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  • reapin505
    reapin505 Gundams and history. I have nothing else to offer an asteroid rushing to the sunMembers Posts: 4,009 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Its new mexico, everyone is 🤬 here, kinda like florida
  • 700
    700 Praying 5 times a day to catch a plug Plap City, FLAMembers Posts: 14,496 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Damn so you 🤬
  • KLICHE
    KLICHE Members Posts: 5,061 ✭✭✭✭✭
    reapin505 wrote: »
    I almost broke my neck as a kid doing that dumb tumbling 🤬 in p.e. I blacked out for like 3 minutes and 🤬 were just rolling down the mat, step over me and continue walking on their hands or whatever. 🤬 tumbling

    I never tried, knew I couldn't do it. I said 🤬 this and walked. Was in '88 and teacher rang my mother for my bad language
  • OmegaConflict
    OmegaConflict I AM A GIANT RETARD Members Posts: 39,030 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • RAPH
    RAPH Keeping it 100 Members Posts: 3,169 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • Busta Carmichael
    Busta Carmichael IC Hall Of Famer, LOT Members, Moderators Posts: 13,161 Regulator
    @waterproof u gotta get bacc to sonning 🤬 . Clak clak clak
  • waterproof
    waterproof Conqueror of Self On The Road to ZionMembers Posts: 9,412 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @waterproof u gotta get bacc to sonning 🤬 . Clak clak clak

    🤬 hunting season is now in progress
  • Ajackson17
    Ajackson17 On the shoulders of Giants and Elders in history UniverseMembers Posts: 22,501 ✭✭✭✭✭
    waterproof wrote: »
    Yo_Killa! wrote: »
    yeah i used to do cartwheels in my front yard when i was six years old. only because i was impersonating the wonder twins after watching the superfriends.

    me: "form up a cartwheel!"

    the wondertwins? bruh the dude used to turn into puddles and wack 🤬 and u would impersonating that dude lol smh

    Clak, Clak, Clak, Clak...LMAO......Damn! bruh couldn't kept that secret in no more, he had to let it out......this is me, this is who I Am!

    Damn, LMAO....The Muthafuckin Wonder Twins...Damn bandit, your post is killing me

    Where you been at @waterproof
  • Busta Carmichael
    Busta Carmichael IC Hall Of Famer, LOT Members, Moderators Posts: 13,161 Regulator
    waterproof wrote: »
    king bloo wrote: »
    another "confused ass 🤬 that didn't have a father or uncle to tell him the difference between '🤬 ' and 'not 🤬 '" thread.

    Tomorrow this 🤬 makin a thread like

    "If you're a male, and walk down the block you 🤬 🤬 "

    then got text like

    "Real 🤬 drive down the block, only suspect ass 🤬 and flat out 🤬 actually WALK... like fo reall 🤬 ? Just one foot in front of the other 🤬 ? 🤬 as 🤬 , just bend over for Twan and 'nem right now. I bet yo daddy hung himself when he found out you was walkin down the block. Uncles ready to whoop yo ass and 🤬 for walkin..."

    THE 🤬 WILL COME OUT OF A 🤬 QUICK this thread must of hit a soft spot, u 🤬 this is my opinion 🤬 just because you do cartwheels you feel like your manhood threaten because i think dudes do that 🤬 is suspect, you a hoe in the first degree 🤬 ass 🤬 , u got butterflies in the bubble of your NIKE AIR max.

    Instead of being a man like the other poster who did cartwheels, sayin 🤬 you AQUA i was a kid tryin to impress some hoeS 🤬 . BUT NO YOUR 🤬 ASS JUST LIKE A 🤬 runnin up in here yappin like a 🤬 . i have a father and a father would of teach his son that if you let another man words make you 2nd guess yourself THEN U IS A 🤬 .

    GET THE 🤬 OUTTA HERE AND DONT RESPOND TO ME AGAIN HOE

    Gotdamn my chest hurts from reading those back and forth disses between waterproof and King bloo.

    This thread will never not be funny
  • el_bandido
    el_bandido Members Posts: 115 ✭✭
    waterproof wrote: »
    king bloo wrote: »
    listen up 🤬 , I know how 🤬 -in-the-bootyhole-downlow 🤬 like you work. Nine time outta ten, y'all the first 🤬 out there got something to say about what is and ain't 🤬 , tryin ta hide yo own 🤬 behind the screen. You was prolly the first 🤬 in line with the girls on the playground to do cartwheels and jump rope and 🤬 . At lunch, you sat at the girls table talkin about the latest episode of My Little Pony or Carebears and prolly even had a 🤬 Cabbage Patch Kid of your own. 🤬 like you 🤬 me, you prolly typed up all yo 🤬 in one window with 🤬 porn goin in another window. You the type of 🤬 that becomes a politician on some "no 🤬 marriage" platform only to get caught with one in the ass and two in the mouth in the bathroom at the 🤬 bar two cities over from where you live.

    🤬 , you a livin contradiction. You talk tough on the net and try to reassure everyone that you're hetero by claimin you hollered at hoes, but in reality you soft as the very 🤬 dipped in grease you tried to shove up ya 🤬 last night.

    All that caps-lock angry typing you did shows just how much of a clown ass fairy you are. You prolly got Twan and Enrique sittin next you right now talkin bout "oooo, look how I ethered this fool on the net right here... Now Twan, don't be over there hoggin Enrique's 🤬 🤬 , I'm posta get a turn too!"

    🤬 outta here simple ass 🤬 🤬 ... And take that "Rainbow Bright Loves Me Too" T-shirt off and give it back to ya fat sister.

    The ironry of this 🤬 talkin that 🤬 ass 🤬 and his username is KING BLOW, 🤬 suck dicc and hold his breath at the same time passin out and shiit

    this 🤬 ass 🤬 wrote the foreword for Titian TITANGRAPHS, when this 🤬 get scared he dont run he start to CARTWHEEL his ass to safety. 🤬 boy i slap the rainbow out of you - when this 🤬 talks his eyelashs be flappin like a hummingbird, this 🤬 keeps weights around his ankles so he wONT fly away. 🤬 ass 🤬 go homes to a hot ass tub full of weenies and relax in that 🤬 ol pamolive hands havin ass 🤬 , him and his father be pourin HOT 🤬 juice out the 🤬 into shot glasses and throwin those 🤬 back.

    🤬 outta here 🤬 sucka

    🤬
  • kingricky9
    kingricky9 Members Posts: 79 ✭✭
    Reading this 🤬 just made my morning
  • waterproof
    waterproof Conqueror of Self On The Road to ZionMembers Posts: 9,412 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Clak, Clak, Clak, Clak, Clak!....I was on some 🤬 that day, LOL
  • 2stepz_ahead
    2stepz_ahead Who I am is Complex, What i am, simply put. I'm a Threat walking out the lions denGuests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 32,324 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ill beat anigga the fukk up and cartwheel over his KO'd body
  • KingFreeman
    KingFreeman Way UpMembers Posts: 13,731 ✭✭✭✭✭
    First page got me in tears right now. Lmao.
  • nawledge_god
    nawledge_god Lurk And Talk Shit Chiraq RefugeeMembers Posts: 5,622 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited January 2016
    CARTWHEELFAIL.gif


    I Had The Athleticism And Build Of A Freight As A Youth...I Was The Tallest Male In The House By The Time I Was 11..Cartwheels, Back Flips, Handstands...I Couldn't Do None Of The 🤬
  • Busta Carmichael
    Busta Carmichael IC Hall Of Famer, LOT Members, Moderators Posts: 13,161 Regulator
    Yup

    Still funny
  • waterproof
    waterproof Conqueror of Self On The Road to ZionMembers Posts: 9,412 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yup

    Still funny

    Greatness, LMAO
  • waterproof
    waterproof Conqueror of Self On The Road to ZionMembers Posts: 9,412 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2017
    Yo_Killa! wrote: »
    yeah i used to do cartwheels in my front yard when i was six years old. only because i was impersonating the wonder twins after watching the superfriends.

    me: "form up a cartwheel!"

    the wondertwins? bruh the dude used to turn into puddles and wack 🤬 and u would impersonating that dude lol smh

    LMAO, This post never gets old.....I can't stop laughing, Lyrical was truly disgusted.

    Zack would literally turn into a bucket of Mop Water going against Solomon Grundy and 🤬
  • Preach2Teach
    Preach2Teach I can't swim but my soul wont drown. Members Posts: 3,429 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I tried to cartwheel as a kid but they always turned out like this..





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  • geechee slim
    geechee slim I bomb atomicly with socrates philosophies and hypothesis Members Posts: 2,465 ✭✭✭✭✭
    If you end the cartwheel with a backflip, you ungay.