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What if "Friday" was remade with an all white cast?

cobbland
cobbland "Shorty": Belly (1998)Chicago...Members Posts: 3,768 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited August 2011 in Lights, Camera, Action!
How would this work out?

I thought of the following people...

Jonah Hill-Craig
Michael Cera - Smokey
Megan Fox - Debbie
Brock Lesnar- Debo
William Shatner - Mr. Jones
Kathy Bates - Mrs. Jones
Mila Kunis- Dana
Ashley Tisdale - Joi
Kevin James - Big Worm
DJ Qualls - Red
Britney Spears - Felisha
Ellen Degeneres- Joann (Smokey's mom)
Kenny G - Stanley
Angelina Jolie - Mrs. Parker
Verne Troyer - Mr. Parker
Eminem -Ezal
Laz Alonso - Hector
Justin Bieber - Lil Chris
Vince Vaughn - Pastor Clever
Steven Spielberg - Man sweeping in liquor store (the role F. Gary Gray had)
Nikki Blonski - Rita
Michael Caine- Red's Father
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Comments

  • CJ
    CJ Members Posts: 15,312 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2011
    Then it wouldn't be funny
  • killap
    killap Members Posts: 3,430 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2011
    Thread opening...
    cobbland wrote: »
    How would this work out?

    I thought of the following people...

    Jonah Hill-Craig
    Michael Cera - Smokey
    Megan Fox - Debbie
    Brock Lesnar- Debo
    William Shatner - Mr. Jones
    Kathy Bates - Mrs. Jones
    Mila Kunis- Dana
    Ashley Tisdale - Joi
    Kevin James - Big Worm
    DJ Qualls - Red
    Britney Spears - Felisha
    Ellen Degeneres- Joann (Smokey's mom)
    Kenny G - Stanley
    Angelina Jolie - Mrs. Parker
    Verne Troyer - Mr. Parker
    Eminem -Ezal
    Laz Alonso - Hector
    Justin Bieber - Lil Chris
    Vince Vaughn - Pastor Clever
    Steven Spielberg - Man sweeping in liquor store (the role F. Gary Gray had)
    Nikki Blonski - Rita
    Michael Caine- Red's Father
    cj012890 wrote: »
    Then it wouldn't be funny

    ...Thread closing
  • cobbland
    cobbland "Shorty": Belly (1998) Chicago...Members Posts: 3,768 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2011
    Damn, lol.
    Ya'll wouldn't find it funny?
  • Ounceman
    Ounceman Members Posts: 6,702 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2011
    As outrageous as it sounds i might be interested in watching something like that. if they will be in the same or similar situations and/or dialogue as the original. i think i would be dying from hilarity. but it would be due more to me laughing at them than with them. sort of like reverse coonery if u will. in this case, crackers will be tap dancing for us versus the other way around. watching highly regarded actors like kathy bates, michael caine, and william shatner shook and jive for the camera, michael cera shouthing "you got knocked the 🤬 out" would all be highly memorable moments
  • cobbland
    cobbland "Shorty": Belly (1998) Chicago...Members Posts: 3,768 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2011
    donjon wrote: »
    i am not getting ur point wht is mean by that list

    Those are the actors who would play the characters from the movie.
  • bdbdbd
    bdbdbd Members Posts: 3,168 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2011
    cobbland wrote: »
    How would this work out?

    I thought of the following people...

    Jonah Hill-Craig
    Michael Cera - Smokey
    Megan Fox - Debbie
    Brock Lesnar- Debo
    William Shatner - Mr. Jones
    Kathy Bates - Mrs. Jones
    Mila Kunis- Dana
    Ashley Tisdale - Joi
    Kevin James - Big Worm
    DJ Qualls - Red
    Britney Spears - Felisha
    Ellen Degeneres- Joann (Smokey's mom)
    Kenny G - Stanley
    Angelina Jolie - Mrs. Parker
    Verne Troyer - Mr. Parker
    Eminem -Ezal
    Laz Alonso - Hector
    Justin Bieber - Lil Chris
    Vince Vaughn - Pastor Clever
    Steven Spielberg - Man sweeping in liquor store (the role F. Gary Gray had)
    Nikki Blonski - Rita
    Michael Caine- Red's Father

    replace ellen with roseanne and maybe...lol nah its an interesting idea and id probably watch just outta sheer curiosity. cant imagine it would be even half way funny
  • Idi Amin Dada
    Idi Amin Dada Members Posts: 3,192 ✭✭
    edited July 2011
    michael cera as smokey/ WHAT?!
  • grumpy_new_yorker
    grumpy_new_yorker Use your head for more than a hat rack Members Posts: 5,962 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2011
    only if none of the dialogue is changed and the script stays exactly the same.
  • IceBergTaylor
    IceBergTaylor The Spectacular Members Posts: 19,167 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2011
    Lmfao at the thought of Michael Cera saying "You just got knocked the 🤬 out" HAHAHAHA
  • Trollio
    Trollio Trollololololololololol Members Posts: 25,817 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2011
    cj012890 wrote: »
    Then it wouldn't be funny

    ........................
    and i dont even know who them white folks are
  • earth two superman
    earth two superman ladies please dont fight. E2S is here all night! Members Posts: 17,149 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2011
    maybe if jason mewes (jay from jay and silent bob) played smokey....
  • Beta
    Beta #FastFamily Members Posts: 65,596 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2011
    Lmao @ what the movie would come out like if this happened. I atleast find it funny..
  • genocide_cutter
    genocide_cutter Members Posts: 7,748 ✭✭✭
    edited July 2011
    You know they would do some 🤬 like that
  • will grimey
    will grimey Members Posts: 4,740 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    It would be the movie version of Weeds...
  • ShencotheMC
    ShencotheMC KING Members Posts: 26,051 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    maybe if jason mewes (jay from jay and silent bob) played smokey....

    Yea Mike Cera has no business being in an all white remake of Friday lmao
  • ysl313
    ysl313 Members Posts: 9,866 ✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    michael cera as a smokey type? never...get a wacky white boy like Danny Mcbride, idk a 🤬 skinny white young 🤬 that could make that work...jonah hill lost weight btw so eh
  • Craig Robinson
    Craig Robinson Members Posts: 2,819 ✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    C/s Danny McBride
  • cobbland
    cobbland "Shorty": Belly (1998) Chicago...Members Posts: 3,768 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    cobbland wrote: »
    How would this work out?

    I thought of the following people...

    Jonah Hill-Craig

    Michael Cera - Smokey

    Megan Fox - Debbie

    Brock Lesnar- Debo

    William Shatner - Mr. Jones

    Kathy Bates - Mrs. Jones

    Mila Kunis- Dana

    Ashley Tisdale - Joi

    Kevin James - Big Worm

    DJ Qualls - Red

    Britney Spears - Felisha

    Ellen Degeneres- Joann (Smokey's mom)

    Kenny G - Stanley

    Angelina Jolie - Mrs. Parker

    Verne Troyer - Mr. Parker

    Eminem -Ezal

    Laz Alonso - Hector

    Justin Bieber - Lil Chris

    Vince Vaughn - Pastor Clever

    Steven Spielberg - Man sweeping in liquor store (the role F. Gary Gray had)

    Nikki Blonski - Rita

    Michael Caine- Red's Father

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    🤬 would be corny mane.



    Who goin play the crackhead?

    Who goin play the white neighbor that acts like an uppity 🤬 ?

    Who goin play Smokey?

    Who goin play Pops or Big Worm?







    The 🤬 would be lame as 🤬 .
  • Idi Amin Dada
    Idi Amin Dada Members Posts: 3,192 ✭✭
    edited August 2011
    🤬 said Kevin James as big worm.

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
  • NAWLEDGE_REIGNS
    NAWLEDGE_REIGNS Members Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    They Already Made It...Its Called "Clerks" White People Love That Movie
  • NothingButTheTruth
    NothingButTheTruth stew Members Posts: 10,850 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    cj012890 wrote: »
    Then it wouldn't be funny

    ...............................................
  • not this again!
    not this again! the dude playing the dude, disguised as another dude Members Posts: 2,059 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    I gotta admit, seeing William Shatner say, "You ain't gotta worry about being no dogcatcher, you gotta worry about a dog catchin' yo' ass!", would be pretty damn funny.

    I'd go see this just for the prospect of him doing John Witherspoon's dialogue.
  • fuc_i_look_like
    fuc_i_look_like Members Posts: 9,190 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    please 🤬 yourself for this disrespectful thread to the GOAT movie.
  • Cabana_Da_Don
    Cabana_Da_Don Members Posts: 7,992 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    Jack black as smokey.
  • bdbdbd
    bdbdbd Members Posts: 3,168 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    What no love for charlie sheen tho? Surely he could fit in the show somehow
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