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What's the quickest way to a million dollars??!

JUICY_FRUITJUICY_FRUIT Members Posts: 205
edited September 2011 in Strictly Business
I just wanna get rich, what's the fastest way to a million dollars?? Stocks????
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  • ICame4PussyICame4Pussy Members Posts: 6,875 ✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    Lawsuits or Sucking a 🤬 N/H
  • Miles HIGHMiles HIGH Members Posts: 5,441 ✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    If that's you in yo avi...And you can act stupid enough...Start off by gettin on a reality show.
  • American.LooAmerican.Loo Members Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    I just wanna get rich, what's the fastest way to a million dollars?? Stocks????

    Well, seeing that you didn't even mention any skill set that you may have.


    For you, alot of pornography may get you that milli.
  • spit_fiyaspit_fiya Members Posts: 2,531 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    401K plan....especially if your job matches it. You put about 12% of your earnings in your 401k and the company matches it at 4%.....you'll be a millionaire by 45 tops. That's if you're gettin paid at least 40K a year.
  • American.LooAmerican.Loo Members Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    spit_fiya wrote: »
    401K plan....especially if your job matches it. You put about 12% of your earnings in your 401k and the company matches it at 4%.....you'll be a millionaire by 45 tops. That's if you're gettin paid at least 40K a year.

    She said the quickest.

    Thats a 25 year plan bruh.
  • chillychilly Members Posts: 1,206 ✭✭
    edited August 2011
    Federal penitentiary cell.
  • Manik SonaManik Sona Members Posts: 350
    edited August 2011
    If I knew I wouldn't be on here, I'd be in Hawaii or somethin. LOL
  • kevmickevmic Members Posts: 1,888 ✭✭
    edited August 2011
    I just wanna get rich, what's the fastest way to a million dollars?? Stocks????

    Unfortunately there isn't one. Best way to do it is build up a 401k for a few years, cash it out, then begin investing aggressively and hope that you can filp your money over and over again if you play the stock market right.

    You can also get a 🤬 job and ass implants, work at a popular black strip club in Miami, and hope that a Baller or rapper would trick off on you. If you're lucky, he could knock you up and marry you. Then you'll be set.
  • HustleTreeHustleTree Members Posts: 2,526 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    She said the quickest.

    Thats a 25 year plan bruh.

    Clearly lol ...Was thinking the same 🤬
  • American.LooAmerican.Loo Members Posts: 4,082 ✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    kevmic wrote: »
    Unfortunately there isn't one. Best way to do it is build up a 401k for a few years, cash it out, then begin investing aggressively and hope that you can filp your money over and over again if you play the stock market right.

    You can also get a 🤬 job and ass implants, work at a popular black strip club in Miami, and hope that a Baller or rapper would trick off on you. If you're lucky, he could knock you up and marry you. Then you'll be set.[/QUOTE]

    This is prob the plan she'd most likely execute.
  • King EraunoKing Erauno Members Posts: 6,754 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    extortion.


    get ass implants and a breast job. go be a video hoe for a year. 🤬 every rapper/actor you meet and write a book about it. threaten them so that theyll pay you.


    it may backfire and you could be in the hole 1 milli but that should be worth the gamble. scared money dont make money
  • thehonorablethehonorable Members Posts: 2,979 ✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    Why do people think stocks are the instant money plan?
  • truth spittertruth spitter Members Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    Juicy fruit u are free. I thought u was locked up.
  • kevmickevmic Members Posts: 1,888 ✭✭
    edited August 2011
    kevmic wrote: »
    Unfortunately there isn't one. Best way to do it is build up a 401k for a few years, cash it out, then begin investing aggressively and hope that you can filp your money over and over again if you play the stock market right.

    You can also get a 🤬 job and ass implants, work at a popular black strip club in Miami, and hope that a Baller or rapper would trick off on you. If you're lucky, he could knock you up and marry you. Then you'll be set.[/QUOTE]

    This is prob the plan she'd most likely execute.

    Especially if she's asking for the quickest way to do it.
  • KushingtonKushington Members Posts: 8,011 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    Plenty of ways:

    -take hostages and demand a million dollars ransom for their return
    -rob a wealthy drug dealer and have someone to sell the drugs to

    -rob an armored car

    -rob a jewelry store and have someone to sell the jewels to

    -create a hit music record

    -invent something useful

    -write a best selling book

    ill post more when i remember some more, if you dont worry about pesky laws, there are plenty of ways to get to a milly quickly
  • Miles HIGHMiles HIGH Members Posts: 5,441 ✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    Kushington wrote: »

    -invent something useful

    This here has haunted me for damn near my whole life...Like, if I could just invent somethin good, I'd be set...I look at products like the damn Snuggie and just SMH...Them 🤬 paid off the most simple 🤬 that nobody else thought to patent and sell.
  • KushingtonKushington Members Posts: 8,011 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    Heres some more:

    -gambling at the casino

    -gambling at the racetrack

    -the lottery









    -embezzlement, but you need a career where youre able to embezzle first

    -successful ponzi scheme

    Im droppin 🤬 gems in this thread
  • Reina BReina B Members Posts: 2,190 ✭✭
    edited August 2011
    ASK AQUA...she's a BAWSE maybe she can get you a job
  • politicalthug202politicalthug202 Members Posts: 3,098 ✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    get ass implants, move to miami and get a day job
    then be a stripper at night, invest all your stripper earnings
    with a broker.
  • Recaptimus_Prime360Recaptimus_Prime360 Earned my Masters and Ph.d in Phat Booty-ology Members Posts: 64,802 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    Well t/s if you're a female, then I suggest u look b/t your legs. That right their is your ticket. The power of the P-U-S-S-Y.
  • bbwthick23bbwthick23 Members Posts: 954 ✭✭✭
    edited August 2011
    Gun and a Ski mask...
  • MadbeatsMadbeats Members Posts: 544
    edited September 2011
    Miles HIGH wrote: »
    This here has haunted me for damn near my whole life...Like, if I could just invent somethin good, I'd be set...I look at products like the damn Snuggie and just SMH...Them 🤬 paid off the most simple 🤬 that nobody else thought to patent and sell.

    No 🤬 , right?! Some of the 🤬 that peeps hit the jackpot with just blows me away!!!
  • rapbizlarapbizla Members Posts: 86
    edited September 2011
    Rob a bank, lmao!
  • longmeatlongmeat Members Posts: 2,263 ✭✭✭
    Get yours the fast way, the ski mask way. Take money, take money money!
  • DR. JEKDR. JEK Members Posts: 5,331 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2012
    Purchase an million dollar insurance policy on somebody you cant stand and then hire a hit man to murk they ass soon as the undwritng process is done. That way you've made a mill without doin any labor
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