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A Scientific Theory On How Jesus Walked On Water

toomy
toomy Members Posts: 369
edited September 2011 in R & R (Religion and Race)
Taken from conservapedia.com

Wave Particle Duality- This allows for a particle to sometimes be subject to gravity and sometimes not. When he walked on water Jesus could be viewed as the particle and the Holy Spirit as the wave of 🤬 . A fuller understanding of the Trinity could have opened the eyes of scientist much earlier to the fundamental wave-particle duality of nature.

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  • toomy
    toomy Members Posts: 369
    edited September 2011
    This Is The Definition Of The Trinity According To Some African Tribal Beliefs...


    The 3 groups of our leaders, the Elders, Chiefs and Judges are called the Highest Holy Trinity. Their designation as the Highest Trinity comes from the following teaching- We are taught that the true name or reality, or all of existence is the Holy Trinity. At the beginning, 🤬 created reality in the form of a triangle, or 3 sided "form" or Trinity. To this day, all reality is created in exactly the same way, everytime.


    First 🤬 divided into two, and then into 3, and when he/she became 3, then reality or all of existence in the universe, came into being. Since that moment every event in reality, every action in life, every movement in the universe, every facet of life whatsoever, is in the form of the Holy Triangle. When a boy plays a drum or a woman dances to music all those movements are in the form of the Holy Trinity, or Triangle of Reality. The boy playing the drum is called the Father of his actions. The music he brings into existence is called his Holy Spirit. The message you create is your son or daughter, and you are the Father or mother of your holy Trinity, or Triangle of Reality.
  • toomy
    toomy Members Posts: 369
    edited September 2011
    In each of the 7 great Rituals of the Tribes the people unit first with the minds of the 144,000 judges, then with the minds of the 144 chiefs, and only then are they able to reach the State of mind of the Elders. Any other direct way would result in failure, as the Divine State of the Elders is too far up to reach without the help of the chiefs and judges, who are called the son ( Daughter ) and the Holy Spirit. That is the meaning of the second teaching that one can enter heaven ( Divine Unity ) only through the ( Son ) Daughter and by the help of the Holy Spirit.

    Jesus was able to walk on water and perform other "miracles" like multiplying bread and fish because of his unity with the Chiefs, the custodians of all Universal forces and energy. Jesus supernatural powers, or powers over the elements, as in the case of turning water into wine, could only happened when he united with the 144 Chiefs. All the laws and conditions of nature originate from the minds of the 144 Chiefs who are the custodians of all Universal conditions.
  • toomy
    toomy Members Posts: 369
    edited September 2011
    So, by uniting with the minds of the 144 chiefs Jesus allwed his body to be a particle that is not subject to gravity and this allowed him to walk on water.
  • Jonas.dini
    Jonas.dini Confirm Email Posts: 2,507 ✭✭
    edited September 2011
    lmao at conservapedia


    Here's my theory on the subject: it never happened and as such doesn't really require an explanation
  • ra-mes1
    ra-mes1 Members Posts: 420 ✭✭
    edited September 2011
    Here's another one:

    🤬 (this was one I alwasy considered the most likely)

    Submerged or partly exposed ridge of sand or coarse sediment that is built by waves offshore from a beach. The swirling turbulence of waves breaking off a beach excavates a trough in the sandy bottom. Some of this sand is carried forward onto the beach and the rest is deposited on the offshore flank of the trough. Sand suspended in the backwash and in rip currents adds to the bar, as does some sand moving shoreward from deeper water. The bar's top is kept below still-water level by the plunge of the waves breaking over it.

    Read more: http://www.answers.com/topic/🤬 #ixzz1YPLJRQn0
  • akomax
    akomax Members Posts: 483 ✭✭✭
    edited September 2011
    @ t/s tell me what you smoking ??
  • ra-mes1
    ra-mes1 Members Posts: 420 ✭✭
    edited September 2011
    There is nothing in this passage that directly cotradicts my theory. The geology of being relatively close to shore is a pretty good match. It's very possible they were unaware of the shifting underwater formations if he came from a different direction/location than from whence they set forth their boat. It never says that Jesus claimed to walk on deep water; it's just a "documented" fact that he appeared to be walking on water, written down hundreds of years later.


    Matthew 14:22-33
    New International Version (NIV)


    Jesus Walks on the Water
    22 Immediately Jesus made the disciples get into the boat and go on ahead of him to the other side, while he dismissed the crowd. 23 After he had dismissed them, he went up on a mountainside by himself to pray. Later that night, he was there alone, 24 and the boat was already a considerable distance from land, buffeted by the waves because the wind was against it.
    25 Shortly before dawn Jesus went out to them, walking on the lake. 26 When the disciples saw him walking on the lake, they were terrified. “It’s a ghost,” they said, and cried out in fear.

    27 But Jesus immediately said to them: “Take courage! It is I. Don’t be afraid.”

    28 “Lord, if it’s you,” Peter replied, “tell me to come to you on the water.”

    29 “Come,” he said.

    Then Peter got down out of the boat, walked on the water and came toward Jesus. 30 But when he saw the wind, he was afraid and, beginning to sink, cried out, “Lord, save me!”

    31 Immediately Jesus reached out his hand and caught him. “You of little faith,” he said, “why did you doubt?”

    32 And when they climbed into the boat, the wind died down. 33 Then those who were in the boat worshiped him, saying, “Truly you are the Son of 🤬 .”
  • toomy
    toomy Members Posts: 369
    edited September 2011
    Another scientific theory can explained how Jesus cured a boy from a distance.

    This theory is called non-locality. non-locality is the direct influence of one object on another distant object. At the atom level this is the ability to cause something to happen instantaneously in another location. In the bible John 4:46-54 jesus cured someone's son just by saying it happened. Before you say that this is possible or nonsense you should know that a dog whistle works the same way. It can be heard by dogs from long distances. Also electronic whistles that emit ultrasonic sound and piezoelectricity are used in physics demonstrations.

    So if a whistle can affect a dog from a distance then Jesus definitely could have cured someone from a distance.
  • CeLLaR-DooR
    CeLLaR-DooR Members Posts: 18,880 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2011
    smh at that ridiculous reach
  • ra-mes1
    ra-mes1 Members Posts: 420 ✭✭
    edited September 2011
    smh at that ridiculous reach

    which one?
  • CeLLaR-DooR
    CeLLaR-DooR Members Posts: 18,880 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2011
    toomy wrote: »
    Another scientific theory can explained how Jesus cured a boy from a distance.

    This theory is called non-locality. non-locality is the direct influence of one object on another distant object. At the atom level this is the ability to cause something to happen instantaneously in another location. In the bible John 4:46-54 jesus cured someone's son just by saying it happened. Before you say that this is possible or nonsense you should know that a dog whistle works the same way. It can be heard by dogs from long distances. Also electronic whistles that emit ultrasonic sound and piezoelectricity are used in physics demonstrations.

    So if a whistle can affect a dog from a distance then Jesus definitely could have cured someone from a distance.

    No...Just no...These ridiculous explanations are a mockery of faith...To believe in such things is to have faith...If it could be proven scientifically it wouldn't be religion...It'd be history...If Jesus was a divine entity then how he performed such miracles couldn't be explained with logic...He'd do such things, because he could...These things would happen, because he made them happen
  • CeLLaR-DooR
    CeLLaR-DooR Members Posts: 18,880 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2011
    ra-mes1 wrote: »
    which one?

    I was referrin' to the walkin' on water...
  • b*braze
    b*braze Members Posts: 8,968 ✭✭✭
    edited September 2011
    toomy wrote: »
    Taken from conservapedia.com

    Wave Particle Duality- This allows for a particle to sometimes be subject to gravity and sometimes not. When he walked on water Jesus could be viewed as the particle and the Holy Spirit as the wave of 🤬 . A fuller understanding of the Trinity could have opened the eyes of scientist much earlier to the fundamental wave-particle duality of nature.

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  • fiat_money
    fiat_money Members Posts: 16,654 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2011
    I have a theory that any character in any text is capable of doing anything the writer of the text wants them to do.
  • janklow
    janklow god's lonely man. Members, Moderators Posts: 8,613 Regulator
    edited September 2011
    toomy wrote: »
    Wave Particle Duality- This allows for a particle to sometimes be subject to gravity and sometimes not.
    i am going to say that "🤬 made it happen" is actually a MORE likely explanation than this jazz
  • BiblicalAtheist
    BiblicalAtheist Prude FieldsMembers Posts: 15,668 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2011
    So far the best explanation, imo, is when they liken the son to the sun and how it 'walked' on water.
  • VIBE
    VIBE Members Posts: 54,384 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2011
    ra-mes1 wrote: »
    Here's another one:

    🤬 (this was one I alwasy considered the most likely)

    Submerged or partly exposed ridge of sand or coarse sediment that is built by waves offshore from a beach. The swirling turbulence of waves breaking off a beach excavates a trough in the sandy bottom. Some of this sand is carried forward onto the beach and the rest is deposited on the offshore flank of the trough. Sand suspended in the backwash and in rip currents adds to the bar, as does some sand moving shoreward from deeper water. The bar's top is kept below still-water level by the plunge of the waves breaking over it.

    Read more: http://www.answers.com/topic/🤬 #ixzz1YPLJRQn0

    Heard of this one too, this is most likely.

    How did the guy sink though? Then when Jesus said, "have faith" or something like that, he was alright? Did the guy stop and sink into this sort of quick sand? Then when Jesus said, "come on, stop being a 🤬 ", walked and was alright as long as he kept walking?