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The Book of Donkey

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edited April 2010 in AKA Donkey
…I head west, trying to protect the very last copy of Donkey, which contains blueprints to what it once was. While stopped in a small town, word gets out that a stranger is in town and may have the secrets to a successful Donkey forum… What transpires after that… well let’s just say, if you’re under 18 you shouldn’t be reading this… I’m at a bar, trying to get a glass of cranberry juice, no vodka, before I continue on my journey. Out of nowhere I’m snatched backwards, all I can hear is wings fluttering a million miles per minute and I look down to see…


All I can think to myself is “oh 🤬 !! Hummingbird!” I quickly snatch myself from her humming like grip and square up, for I know it’s about to go down. She jabs at me with her beak, I feint left and let loose a thunderous left hook that knocked her herpes into remission. She gets up off the floor, reaches into her feathers and throws away her bottle of valtrex. She 🤬 rushes me and I attempt to sweep her but am knocked against the wall under the durability of her cankles. I spit up blood. She rushes me again. This time I do a front flip over her, throw bald eagles at her head while in the air and land, administering a hadouken that would have made Ken and Ryu envy me.
Her wings gets blasted the 🤬 off but to my astonishment, they grows right back. Now I don’t know what to do as this 🤬 seems indestructible. Then… a bright idea. I call the cops. When they arrive, she lays down and she spreads them (her legs) as she has been through this 2 times in the past before. While the cops snatch her up off the ground and arrest her, I make my way out the back door and continue on my journey to get The Book of Donkey to the newbies, as Donkey’s future depends on it…

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