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Batman Vs...

I Am HimI Am Him Members Posts: 261 ✭✭✭
edited March 2012 in Quite Comical
I just want to know some characters that Batman can't beat. It seems to me that if he had half a day to prep, he could take on Jesus.
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  • joseph sunjoseph sun Members Posts: 6,764 ✭✭✭✭✭
    silver surfer
  • CopperCopper The WickMembers Posts: 49,531 ✭✭✭✭✭
    does he have time to stratigize or no??
  • CopperCopper The WickMembers Posts: 49,531 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Young-Ice wrote: »
    Ironman?

    im sure he'd make some 🤬 that would short circuit jarvis systems...
  • dalyricalbanditdalyricalbandit Co-Owner Of AllhipHop.com, Super Moderator, Administrator, Moderator Members, Moderators Posts: 67,918 Regulator
    joker?
  • arbitrationarbitration Members Posts: 1,969 ✭✭✭
    Prep Batman can't beat Professor X though. He would know all his preparations
  • dalyricalbanditdalyricalbandit Co-Owner Of AllhipHop.com, Super Moderator, Administrator, Moderator Members, Moderators Posts: 67,918 Regulator
    Prep Batman can't beat Professor X though. He would know all his preparations

    chill prep bat would make a magneto like bat helmet cowl.......................lmaoooo
  • Mdizzle9000Mdizzle9000 Members, Writer Posts: 8,319 ✭✭✭✭✭
    yall act like batman unbeatable, plenty of marvel characters would whoop on him
  • nujerz84nujerz84 NJMembers Posts: 15,418 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Batman is the GOAT character with perhaps the best stories of all comics...Batman animated series easily one of the GOATs, ArkhamCity and Arkham Asylum one of if not the best video games of the year when release...

    Batman Begins and The Dark Knight 🤬 on majority of Marvel movies. His Animated Movies also the best of any comic character..

    Batman the GOAT ....
  • CopperCopper The WickMembers Posts: 49,531 ✭✭✭✭✭
    yall act like batman unbeatable, plenty of marvel characters would whoop on him

    name somebody
  • CopperCopper The WickMembers Posts: 49,531 ✭✭✭✭✭
    hulk is susceptible to gas....utility belt FTW
  • Bender RodriguezBender Rodriguez Kiss my shiny metal ass!! New new YorkMembers Posts: 2,084 ✭✭✭✭✭
    According to some of the batman fans. He is UNSTOPPABLE, no seriously with prep time.

    (SMH)
  • Bender RodriguezBender Rodriguez Kiss my shiny metal ass!! New new YorkMembers Posts: 2,084 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Batman with perp time could make a device and jump out your screen and merk you before you have time to hit the red x at the top of the screen. No serioulsy Batman with prep time>>>>>everything in the known and unknown universe

    (SMH at the bad batman story writing)
  • nujerz84nujerz84 NJMembers Posts: 15,418 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Batman the Greatest Of All Time
  • yeah i rap so don't yeah i rap so don't Members Posts: 3,874 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2012
    DRO3000 wrote: »
    yall act like batman unbeatable, plenty of marvel characters would whoop on him

    name somebody
    HULK

    They fought and Batman won. Not saying Hulk couldn't win. With multiple fights, he may get Batman.





    I mean Bane has beaten Batman, but Batman has beaten him so many more times. Parallax defeated Batman. Slade defeated Batman too. The Mutant leader in "The Dark Knight Returns" beats Batman in their first ever encounter. Tho, Batman comes back after he forms a strategy on how to defeat him and beats him, Batman then becomes the mutant leader. He fought Captain America until a standstill and they realized to save their Universes they must not defeat one another. Darksied has beaten Batman to a 🤬 pulp on multiple occasions. The Predator beat Batman, but once again Batman found a way to defeat them. He fought three Predators I believe and beat each one differently.

    Now, if we are taking Marvel Characters too, I think Thor and Galactus beat him. Although, a lot of Comic characters believe with prep time Batman can beat Galactus by himself. With Prep time tho, he may be able to take Thor's powers away.

  • CopperCopper The WickMembers Posts: 49,531 ✭✭✭✭✭
    in the comics spawn beat him(with magic), then batman came back and fought him to a draw...bronze tiger beat him, slade beat him and darksied..
  • nujerz84nujerz84 NJMembers Posts: 15,418 ✭✭✭✭✭
    DRO3000 wrote: »
    yall act like batman unbeatable, plenty of marvel characters would whoop on him

    name somebody
    HULK

    They fought and Batman won. Not saying Hulk couldn't win. With multiple fights, he may get Batman.





    I mean Bane has beaten Batman, but Batman has beaten him so many more times. Parallax defeated Batman. Slade defeated Batman too. The Mutant leader in "The Dark Knight Returns" beats Batman in their first ever encounter. Tho, Batman comes back after he forms a strategy on how to defeat him and beats him, Batman then becomes the mutant leader. He fought Captain America until a standstill and they realized to save their Universes they must not defeat one another. Darksied has beaten Batman to a 🤬 pulp on multiple occasions. The Predator beat Batman, but once again Batman found a way to defeat them. He fought three Predators I believe and beat each one differently.

    Now, if we are taking Marvel Characters too, I think Thor and Galactus beat him. Although, a lot of Comic characters believe with prep time Batman can beat Galactus by himself. With Prep time tho, he may be able to take Thor's powers away.

    I had that Predator vs Batman issue the first crossover... first time they fought... Batman nearly died...but like Batman does he recovers and comes back and beats him.
  • Bender RodriguezBender Rodriguez Kiss my shiny metal ass!! New new YorkMembers Posts: 2,084 ✭✭✭✭✭
    batman the GOAT
    Regular Human>>>>>extraterrestrials with cosmic changing powers and 🤬
  • dalyricalbanditdalyricalbandit Co-Owner Of AllhipHop.com, Super Moderator, Administrator, Moderator Members, Moderators Posts: 67,918 Regulator
    batman the GOAT
    Regular Human>>>>>extraterrestrials with cosmic changing powers and 🤬

    what im saying

    batman lets it be known its his planet dont come here thinking 🤬 is sweet like that lol
  • DarkRaidenDarkRaiden Members Posts: 1,423 ✭✭✭
    Hulk. And the comic doesn't count, Batman would break his leg on Hulk's stomach if he kicked him and Hulk is now immune to gas IIRC. Also Thor, Loki, Doom, Magneto, Storm, Nova, and more SHOULD beat Batman, depends on the writer though. They have him do stupid 🤬 🤬 to win. Also Flash, he can't possibly lose logically.
  • I Am HimI Am Him Members Posts: 261 ✭✭✭
    (SMH at the bad batman story writing)[/quote]

    It is the worst story writing. The dude with no powers can beat anybody because whoever he is fighting let's him take a break to go form a plan. Since when did Batman become the smartest person in all of comic land that he can invent whatever needed to be invented.
  • yeah i rap so don't yeah i rap so don't Members Posts: 3,874 ✭✭✭✭✭
    DarkRaiden wrote: »
    Hulk. And the comic doesn't count, Batman would break his leg on Hulk's stomach if he kicked him and Hulk is now immune to gas IIRC. Also Thor, Loki, Doom, Magneto, Storm, Nova, and more SHOULD beat Batman, depends on the writer though. They have him do stupid 🤬 🤬 to win. Also Flash, he can't possibly lose logically.


    I love how you always say 🤬 doesn't count lmmfao. Batman ends up beating them all, I do not know how, but he will. Writers love him. DC and Marvel the company does not matter. Most if not all have a special place in their heart for him.
  • dalyricalbanditdalyricalbandit Co-Owner Of AllhipHop.com, Super Moderator, Administrator, Moderator Members, Moderators Posts: 67,918 Regulator
    being that all them super powered up characters are getting they ass handed to them by a human is some GOAT 🤬
  • nujerz84nujerz84 NJMembers Posts: 15,418 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited March 2012
    I Am Him wrote: »
    (SMH at the bad batman story writing)
    It is the worst story writing. The dude with no powers can beat anybody because whoever he is fighting let's him take a break to go form a plan. Since when did Batman become the smartest person in all of comic land that he can invent whatever needed to be invented.

    Hes known as The World Greatest Detective and hes Rich as 🤬 and owns a company that makes weapons etc etc
  • AmotekunAmotekun Members Posts: 7,820 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Batman is every fanboys 🤬 because he is low hanging fruit, he is as close to a superhero someone can dream of becoming so of course writers and fanboys are gonna make him hard as 🤬 to 🤬 /beat.

    If it were written true, Batman atmost would've had a five year career before a lucky bullet got his ass.

    .45>>>>>>>>>batman

    hulk>>>>>>>> .45

    hulk>>>>>>>>batman
  • nujerz84nujerz84 NJMembers Posts: 15,418 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Batman is every fanboys 🤬 because he is low hanging fruit, he is as close to a superhero someone can dream of becoming so of course writers and fanboys are gonna make him hard as 🤬 to 🤬 /beat.

    If it were written true, Batman atmost would've had a five year career before a lucky bullet got his ass.

    .45>>>>>>>>>batman

    hulk>>>>>>>> .45

    hulk>>>>>>>>batman

    HEATHEN... HOW DARE U SPEAK SUCH TREACHERY OF THE 🤬 BATMAN....


    Batman suit is bulletproof..
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