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(Un)OFFICAL FIGHT KLUB TRAINING/SPARRING THREAD

shootemwon
shootemwon Members Posts: 4,635 ✭✭
edited July 2010 in AKA Donkey
Ok, due to confusion, this thread seems necessary. The official Fight Klub Tournament isn't gonna start just yet, but we have a lot of new interest who need to learn the ropes, so this is the thread for that. Nothing in this thread is gonna count towards tournament scores or advancement. This is just a thread to get ready.

You can come in here to ask questions, drop practice verses, or do unofficial matches with other trainees. No consequences for winning or losing. When the real thing gets underway, there's no forgiveness for not being ready, so get your training in now.



-Shootem

Fight Klub Commissioner
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  • KTULU IS BACK
    KTULU IS BACK Banned Users Posts: 6,617 ✭✭
    edited July 2010
    no 🤬 at sparring with dudes
  • shootemwon
    shootemwon Members Posts: 4,635 ✭✭
    edited July 2010
    no 🤬 at sparring with dudes

    The TISH Fight Klub Tournament was stolen from you. The reason Yay was stalling at the beginning of the Pearl Harbor Battle was cause he was using his mod powers to extort votes from posters. This is your chance for revenge KTULU.
  • KTULU IS BACK
    KTULU IS BACK Banned Users Posts: 6,617 ✭✭
    edited July 2010
    yay would never do that he is a man of honoHAAHAHAHHAHHAHHA
  • KTULU IS BACK
    KTULU IS BACK Banned Users Posts: 6,617 ✭✭
    edited July 2010
    does anybody have a copy of those TISH battles? that forum is gone now. it aint even googlecached, for the most part
  • Based GAWD
    Based GAWD Members Posts: 1,168
    edited July 2010
    I endorse this thread. We can't get ahead of ourselves. Too many times subpar 🤬 have got in tournaments and wasted everyone's time. Let's do this 🤬 right
  • Tha Killa
    Tha Killa Members Posts: 4,451 ✭✭✭
    edited July 2010
    Why don't we bring the Fight Klub Tourney to Lyrical Executions in the Talent Arena? That way it won't get lost in all the other Donkey 🤬 . I'll even try to bring back some of the old heads who used to have battle tourneys back in '05-'06 when the 🤬 was the dopest.
  • KTULU IS BACK
    KTULU IS BACK Banned Users Posts: 6,617 ✭✭
    edited July 2010
    Tha Killer wrote: »
    Why don't we bring the Fight Klub Tourney to Lyrical Executions in the Talent Arena?

    Same reason we don't 🤬 straight into our mouths. It's a dumb idea.
  • Tha Killa
    Tha Killa Members Posts: 4,451 ✭✭✭
    edited July 2010
    Same reason we don't 🤬 straight into our mouths. It's a dumb idea.

    Bwahaha. LE was created for the purpose of epic keystyle battles. I guess you didn't go to the IC Talent Arena forums when this site was poppin' back in the day, eh?
  • Ol Jay's
    Ol Jay's Members Posts: 8,286 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2010
    here's one for road, michelin man
    bring 🤬 to a stop, gripping the bam
    no 🤬 , but i'mma act a donkey
    put so much white in the hood i'm feeling like dr. funky
    when the street lights come on the safety come off
    when the blues and red flash everthing get tossed
    pause, its alot going on but no one cares
    so my stocks is the block, getting my shares
  • shootemwon
    shootemwon Members Posts: 4,635 ✭✭
    edited July 2010
    Tha Killer wrote: »
    Why don't we bring the Fight Klub Tourney to Lyrical Executions in the Talent Arena? That way it won't get lost in all the other Donkey 🤬 . I'll even try to bring back some of the old heads who used to have battle tourneys back in '05-'06 when the 🤬 was the dopest.

    Fight Klub is a Donkey tradition going back many years, and we wan to keep it Donkey-centric. People in Donkey know about each other and the disses can get pretty personal and hilarious. Plus, we want Donkey Posters as the judges and the vast majority of the voters. Bringing Fight Klub to LE would make the whole thing seem foreign to many of our posters.
  • Sourpatch Kid
    Sourpatch Kid Members Posts: 3,809 ✭✭✭
    edited July 2010
    shootemwon wrote: »
    Fight Klub is a Donkey tradition going back many years, and we wan to keep it Donkey-centric. People in Donkey know about each other and the disses can get pretty personal and hilarious. Plus, we want Donkey Posters as the judges and the vast majority of the voters. Bringing Fight Klub to LE would make the whole thing seem foreign to many of our posters.

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  • joseph sun
    joseph sun Members Posts: 6,764 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2010
    shootem thinks hes the 🤬 , well 🤬 , shootems a 🤬
    cause I remember when shootem would sign on his computer and snitch
    so now you vouched by gambino, oh he could make you e-famous
    but if you want e-fame you should ask the guy you vouched for sal davis
    now you fronTin for new posters like you some kind of legend
    when in 2005, you was a small fry, MIA like the hair on the head of seven
    you just pmac light, so 🤬 a fight klub tradition
    because of donkey cared of tradition, you would be a 🤬 missing from phising
    dumb 🤬 rider, everytime you say my name, when joe sun is mentioned
    you just become more gayer, a super 🤬 , like superman from another dimension
    so dont see me and say say dissing joe sun is easy
    cause slapping you is easier then a 🤬 using grease to 🤬 deezy

    you dont deserve 16 bars
  • Sourpatch Kid
    Sourpatch Kid Members Posts: 3,809 ✭✭✭
    edited July 2010
    joseph sun wrote: »
    shootem thinks hes the 🤬 , well 🤬 , shootems a 🤬
    cause I remember when shootem would sign on his computer and snitch
    so now you vouched by gambino, oh he could make you e-famous
    but if you want e-fame you should ask the guy you vouched for sal davis
    now you fronTin for new posters like you some kind of legend
    when in 2005, you was a small fry, MIA like the hair on the head of seven
    you just pmac light, so 🤬 a fight klub tradition
    because of donkey cared of tradition, you would be a 🤬 missing from phising
    dumb 🤬 rider, everytime you say my name, when joe sun is mentioned
    you just become more gayer, a super 🤬 , like superman from another dimension
    so dont see me and say say dissing joe sun is easy
    cause slapping you is easier then a 🤬 using grease to 🤬 deezy

    you dont deserve 16 bars

    Booooooo "🤬 " ooooooooooooooooooooo
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  • joseph sun
    joseph sun Members Posts: 6,764 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2010
    you gotta know a liTtle bit of whos who to understand that verse
  • Sourpatch Kid
    Sourpatch Kid Members Posts: 3,809 ✭✭✭
    edited July 2010
    joseph sun wrote: »
    you gotta know a liTtle bit of whos who to understand that verse

    Oh my bad, I don't think I'd make a good judge, I'd probably say everybody sucks by default.
  • shootemwon
    shootemwon Members Posts: 4,635 ✭✭
    edited July 2010
    joseph sun wrote: »
    shootem thinks hes the 🤬 , well 🤬 , shootems a 🤬
    cause I remember when shootem would sign on his computer and snitch
    so now you vouched by gambino, oh he could make you e-famous
    but if you want e-fame you should ask the guy you vouched for sal davis
    now you fronTin for new posters like you some kind of legend
    when in 2005, you was a small fry, MIA like the hair on the head of seven
    you just pmac light, so 🤬 a fight klub tradition
    because of donkey cared of tradition, you would be a 🤬 missing from phising
    dumb 🤬 rider, everytime you say my name, when joe sun is mentioned
    you just become more gayer, a super 🤬 , like superman from another dimension
    so dont see me and say say dissing joe sun is easy
    cause slapping you is easier then a 🤬 using grease to 🤬 deezy

    you dont deserve 16 bars

    Are you entering the tournament?
  • joseph sun
    joseph sun Members Posts: 6,764 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2010
    here ill explain it to you

    shootem thinks hes the 🤬 , well 🤬 , shootems a 🤬
    cause I remember when shootem would sign on his computer and snitch
    shootem used to post under the name shootemandsnitch


    so now you vouched by gambino, oh he could make you e-famous
    but if you want e-fame you should ask the guy you vouched for sal davis
    shootem said he is vouched by gambino, a poster with 3 x's his noteriety, but if he wants to get notcied faster, he should askk me to vouch for him since I made a gambino alias get popular

    now you fronTin for new posters like you some kind of legend
    when in 2005, you was a small fry, MIA like the hair on the head of seven
    shootem is acting like he was a top dog, but in 2005, one of the most important doneky years, he was pretty much an unheard of.... seven was a donkey mod with a receeding hairline

    you just pmac light, so 🤬 a fight klub tradition
    because of donkey cared of tradition, you would be a 🤬 missing from phising
    pmac was a goofy poster, and shootem is less then pmac, and phising goes hand in hand with the donkey


    dumb 🤬 rider, everytime you say my name, when joe sun is mentioned
    you just become more gayer, a super 🤬 , like superman from another dimension
    shootem been name dropping me alot lately, if he keeps it up he will name drop me as much as earth2superman, who is a bandwagon 🤬

    so dont see me and say say dissing joe sun is easy
    cause slapping you is easier then a 🤬 using grease to 🤬 deezy

    dissing me is easy because of wheelchair jokes, but its easy for me to fight back against a lame poster too
  • shootemwon
    shootemwon Members Posts: 4,635 ✭✭
    edited July 2010
    I was a new poster in Summer 2005, so I obviously wasn't gonna be the eventual powerhouse that I became in the very beginning. I was known and established by 2006, and I didn't use a cheap gimmick like crying for attention by telling everyone I'm a friendless 🤬 .

    Also, your sal davis line is revisionist history. Sal was popular because he made you and Snidely catch massive feelings. Not cause you vouched him before that.
  • joseph sun
    joseph sun Members Posts: 6,764 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2010
  • bankrupt baller
    bankrupt baller Members Posts: 12,927 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2010
    Yo yo yo yo yo yo........yo.......whats the dilly i just touched grounds down in philly!!!!!!!!!!
  • Wishbone Jones
    Wishbone Jones Members Posts: 4,296 ✭✭✭
    edited July 2010
  • Tha Killa
    Tha Killa Members Posts: 4,451 ✭✭✭
    edited July 2010
    What happened to the Fight Klub thread that was stickied? Is it about to get under way or somethin'?
  • TheGambinoLegacy
    TheGambinoLegacy Members Posts: 2,322 ✭✭✭
    edited July 2010
    sal davis name still rings bells in the e streets
  • shootemwon
    shootemwon Members Posts: 4,635 ✭✭
    edited July 2010
    hang in there everyone. working on getting this 🤬 sorted out.
  • C.Melendez
    C.Melendez Members Posts: 1,250 ✭✭✭
    edited July 2010
    Yall use to say that dominican mean yo!...well ain't 🤬 different now
    Still got that same vending machine flow, bars stay dispensing out
    🤬 thinking they got the heart of a lion....Im ripping it out
    cut the competition down to size,hopefully they'll fit in the couch
    If not oh well, six shots no shells, no teeth no nails ziplocked no smell
    acid soaked very well,nobody "me no tell"....EVIDENCE? haha..I leave no trails
    🤬 with me oh hell...then the verdict being given
    no bodies being found no hearses being driven
    Im perfect with the lyrics each and every bar sick
    and Im already ready for battle don't need this spar 🤬