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With Three Months Prep Time Could The Batman Beat.....

Maximus Rex
Maximus Rex Pulchritudo in Conspectu RegisThe EmpreyanMembers Posts: 6,354 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited July 2012 in Quite Comical
From reading the "Batman prep time threads," the school of though is that he can beat damn near anything or anybody. Could The Batman beat the following prophets and deities with three months prep time:

Muhammad

Ali

Buddha

The Archangel Michael

Jacob

Issac

Abraham

The Bibical Devil

Moses

Vishu,

Shiva

Mahesh

Brahman

St. Peter

The 🤬 Mary

The Holy Ghost

Mary Magdalene

Moby 🤬

Jesus

The 🤬 of Abraham


Comments

  • Bcotton5
    Bcotton5 Members Posts: 51,851 ✭✭✭✭✭
    hell yea he could
  • Lou Cypher
    Lou Cypher Make Reasonable Choices. H. E. Double Hockey SticksMembers Posts: 52,521 ✭✭✭✭✭
    In 2 months he'd have all of them on the streets hookin.
  • DarkRaiden
    DarkRaiden Members Posts: 1,423 ✭✭✭
    No, just no to all the Gods
  • Knives Amilli
    Knives Amilli Members Posts: 4,632 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I have always hated the "prep time" argument for Batman. Down that road lies mary sue-ness.
  • I Am Him
    I Am Him Members Posts: 261 ✭✭✭
    no.... that is all
  • nawledge_god
    nawledge_god Lurk And Talk Shit Chiraq RefugeeMembers Posts: 5,622 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Give Bats An Hour And He Bitchslaps TOAA/The Presence/Man OF Miracles With Arms Tied Behind His Back
  • Swiffness!
    Swiffness! PART OF THE CONSPIRACY Members Posts: 10,128 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Muhammad

    Bats jump him in a dark Mecca alley, leaves him tied up and hanging upside-down in the Kabaa.

    Ali

    Last of the 4 Righteous Caliphs? See Muhammed. The boxer? Puts up a good fight, but Bats jaws that 🤬 . Young Cassius Clay would knock out Bats tho.

    Buddha

    That Siddhartha 🤬 🤬 , prolly meditate under a tree or summin.

    The Archangel Michael

    1186956-spectre_defeated_1_super.jpg

    Jacob

    Bats pulls that Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat down over dude's eyes and punches him while 🤬 laughs His ass off.

    Issac

    One of the softer prophets, Muhammed's wives would manhandle this dude.

    Abraham

    This 🤬 was like 100 years old, b. Bats KOs him with a hard shove.

    Moses

    An entertaining back n forth battle that ends dramatically when a well-aimed explosive batarang takes out Moses staff at the last second.

    Vishnu

    Depending on the sect of Hinduism, Vishnu is either 🤬 Almighty outright or "merely" controls the universe. Smoke bombs are ineffective.

    Shiva (Mahesh is an alias)

    The Galactus of Hindu gods. NEXT.

    Brahman

    An abstract concept that personifies the totality of the universe. So obviously a well-aimed Batarang wins this.

    St. Peter

    Peter was def. the realest disciple and the only one in the Bible recorded as clapping a 🤬 for Jesus. Puts up a good fight, has the keys to Heaven on a chain and uses them in the fight like Lord Rufus Crabmiser used the Flying Guillotine. Well-aimed boomerang Batarang hits Pete in the back of the head, distracting him long enough for Bats to score the K.O.

    The 🤬 Mary

    her teleport kick could give him some problems, but Bats still takes it with a well-aimed Batarang.

    The Holy Ghost

    Another abstract concept. Why not ask if Batman could defeat Love while you're at it? (yes. the answer is yes.)

    Mary Magdalene

    Seduces Bats, Talia al Ghul style.

    Moby 🤬

    Batman places a tracking device on Ahab's 🤬 b4 he gets ate. Tracks down Moby 🤬 in the Batplane, gets it stuffed, has it placed in the Batcave next to the giant penny.

    Jesus

    Hits Jesus in the other cheek with a well-aimed Batarang.

    The 🤬 of Abraham

    🤬 of Abraham? Old Testament in other words?

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  • Maximus Rex
    Maximus Rex Pulchritudo in Conspectu Regis The EmpreyanMembers Posts: 6,354 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Swiffness! wrote: »
    Muhammad
    Bats jump him in a dark Mecca alley, leaves him tied up and hanging upside-down in the Kabaa.

    But don't you have to factor in that Muhammad went from Mecca to Jersulaem in one night and spread Islam through the MidEast and the Arabian penisula be conquest.

    Last of the 4 Righteous Caliphs? See Muhammed. The boxer? Puts up a good fight, but Bats jaws that 🤬 . Young Cassius Clay would knock out Bats tho.

    🤬 out of here.

    Buddha

    That Siddhartha 🤬 🤬 , prolly meditate under a tree or summin.

    The Archangel Michael

    1186956-spectre_defeated_1_super.jpg

    Jacob
    Bats pulls that Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat down over dude's eyes and punches him while 🤬 laughs His ass off.

    Dude, Jacob wrestled with an angel all night demanding a blessing. The angel had to have 🤬 step in dislocate dude's hip in order to best him. If Jacob can hang with an angel all night, as tight as Bats is, what is he going to do with The Batman?

    Issac

    One of the softer prophets, Muhammed's wives would manhandle this dude.

    Abraham

    This 🤬 was like 100 years old, b. Bats KOs him with a hard shove.

    Does has the Divine Inspiration and is the patriarch of the world's major three religions. Abraham has some special 🤬 going on with him. Plus he was able to get it up with Hager.
    Moses

    An entertaining back n forth battle that ends dramatically when a well-aimed explosive batarang takes out Moses staff at the last second.

    You make seem like The Batman won by chance.

    Vishnu

    Depending on the sect of Hinduism, Vishnu is either 🤬 Almighty outright or "merely" controls the universe. Smoke bombs are ineffective.

    Shiva (Mahesh is an alias)

    The Galactus of Hindu gods. NEXT.
    ]Brahman

    An abstract concept that personifies the totality of the universe. So obviously a well-aimed Batarang wins this.

    If Brahman personifies the totality of the universe it seems that it would take more than a "well-aimed Batarang." Bats is going to have to come harder than that.
    St. Peter

    Peter was def. the realest disciple and the only one in the Bible recorded as clapping a 🤬 for Jesus. Puts up a good fight, has the keys to Heaven on a chain and uses them in the fight like Lord Rufus Crabmiser used the Flying Guillotine. Well-aimed boomerang Batarang hits Pete in the back of the head, distracting him long enough for Bats to score the K.O.

    What's up with the well aimed batarangs?
    The 🤬 Mary

    her teleport kick could give him some problems, but Bats still takes it with a well-aimed Batarang.

    The Blessed got call on 🤬 and Her Son for help, if see couldn't handle him Herself.

    The Holy Ghost

    Another abstract concept. Why not ask if Batman could defeat Love while you're at it? (yes. the answer is yes.)

    Mary Magdalene

    Seduces Bats, Talia al Ghul style.

    Moby 🤬

    Batman places a tracking device on Ahab's 🤬 b4 he gets ate. Tracks down Moby 🤬 in the Batplane, gets it stuffed, has it placed in the Batcave next to the giant penny.
    Jesus

    Hits Jesus in the other cheek with a well-aimed Batarang.

    Remember, Jesus rides pretty hard in Revelation and he did throw the money changers out of the Temple, because they were disrespecting scared ground.
    The 🤬 of Abraham

    🤬 of Abraham? Old Testament in other words?

    Old Testment
  • ocelot
    ocelot Members Posts: 10,019 ✭✭✭✭✭