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TheLaureate vs. $ineedmoney$ - Rap Battle

TheLaureateTheLaureate Members Posts: 221 ✭✭✭
edited September 2012 in Lyrical Executions
$ineedmoney$

Whut type of lame dyckrides another lame that got boo'ed/
Take a guess...The Laureate thats who/
You spent 9 hours listenin' to spirtual, lyrical, miracle/
You shoulda spent that time tieing a noose to your physical/
Trying to recruit Canibis Storm Troopers, how you figure?/
Typin' Titangraphs like a 🤬 ,...smart dumb nikka/
Here's sum advice, take 10 Flintstone vitamins/
A pack of birth control pills and half a vicodin/
Chase it with a Alize and a cherry twist/
Then lay down on the couch and go out like a bytch/
The Laureate?...Sheeeit, more like The Petite/
Swingin from Bis's 🤬 strap with acrobat feet/
I should beat the 🤬 out you, with L.L.'s microphone/
Cuz I had to rip ya' bytch azz from my mobile phone/

TheLaureate

Yo ock, you ain't anywhere near my celestial sphere
My biomechanical twenty-fifty year Lamborgini here 
Travels Mach-6 4,000 knots, turn you to pedestrian smear
My nuclear fission reactor output 28 gigawatts
Triangular ley line energy combine amounts enough to make Jigga stop
No matter how many joules of work you output, you still a flop
You a degenerate single cell cheap rhetoric natural selection non-survivalist
Not even a single human or non-human can reach a level as high is this
I've reached a precipice that warrants 🤬 -like piousness
Ineedmoney think it's funny but he's enslaved by monetary ways
It doesn't pay to live for profit in a Federal Reserve maze
Unphazed, I decoded the economic secret and the fiat monopoly system
You still ripped off unknowingly, a fractional reserve banking victim
Diagrammatical, macroeconomical, mathematical prognosis leave you hopeless
You support the system that monetarily enslaves you, how could you promote this
The diagnosis, reveal that Federal Reserve notes is debt, you shoulda known this
But now you owe this bogus system cause you weren't focused and didn't notice
This socio-economic crisis and complex decontruction of your worldview cause you psychosis
Rothbard and Hayek warned about inflation and the business cycle
Of course the financial system was designed to collapse, why would this surprise you
Now the wisest despise you
You just an insignificant crumb with a disconnected ecology
Competitive exclusion principle dictates that you won't survive with inferior biology
I genetitically split you at the molecular level with no apology
My cosmic zoom lense views 100 septillian lightyears into space
With my cybernetic modules interactive interface
I can remotely launch you deep into space
Everything I do is success, everything falls into place
My battle abilities are notably qualified
Your 🤬 remnants scattered by my incineration with smell of formaldehyde
My advanced lyrical darts land right square in your heart
All of your physical severed, there will be no sparin your parts
Ninety-nine percent of you hate hip hop, now start respectin the art

Comments

  • nyst8ofminnyst8ofmin Members Posts: 1,636 ✭✭✭✭✭
    lol. sounds like eminem vs. canibus.
    ie wack.
    but eminem def won.

    but i guess thats because after 20 years of djing hip hop, i secretly hate hip hop and couldnt find a dope verse with nas' help.
  • TheLaureateTheLaureate Members Posts: 221 ✭✭✭
    nyst8ofmin wrote: »
    lol. sounds like eminem vs. canibus.
    ie wack.
    but eminem def won.

    but i guess thats because after 20 years of djing hip hop, i secretly hate hip hop and couldnt find a dope verse with nas' help.

    His style is not Eminem and my style is nothing like Canibus. You dont know anything about rhyme schemes and verse structure. My style is my own, Canibus got a different style.

  • Lab BabyLab Baby Parts Unknown via BrooklynMembers Posts: 8,154 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Make a thread for us to battle, and I'll add my verse
  • TheLaureateTheLaureate Members Posts: 221 ✭✭✭
    Lab Baby wrote: »
    Make a thread for us to battle, and I'll add my verse

    Haha, now you wanna battle. I'll take your compliment, but you missed your chance. You didn't believe that I could battle, but I set out to take on one opponent, I ain't got time to battle everybody.

    I may battle you, we'll see.

  • gshangshan Members Posts: 3
    Laureate got it !!
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