What's up everyone. We are doing a contest with T.I. and we are giving away $1200 a day for the next 10 days. Just wanted to give you all a heads up.
https://www.allhiphop.com/ti

who is the smoothest simp on the i.c.? (no 🤬 )

SneakDZA
SneakDZA damn, am I a sinner?Members Posts: 11,223 ✭✭✭✭✭
i need somebody to go on one of these skinhead sites and catfish one of them 🤬 🤬 for 🤬 and giggles but i don't have the talent or the patience to do it myself.

that is all.
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  • LUClEN
    LUClEN Absence makes the heart grow fonder of someone else Members Posts: 20,559 ✭✭✭✭✭
    it would be awesome if you could convince them to send you money for a flight to go see them

    then you delete the account
  • SneakDZA
    SneakDZA damn, am I a sinner? Members Posts: 11,223 ✭✭✭✭✭
    if a 🤬 catfishes a 🤬 and she still lets him smash that's gotta be worth a gold medal in the simp olympics.
  • FieldTripsToTheHood
    FieldTripsToTheHood Members Posts: 6,054 ✭✭✭✭✭
    $100 says TS is a Chris Bosh fan.
  • CashmoneyDux
    CashmoneyDux Members Posts: 11,217 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'd have to say either Sour or @ajackson
  • Chi Snow
    Chi Snow Night's Watch Castle BlackGuests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 28,111 ✭✭✭✭✭
    No sir, I don't work for anyone else's gains but my own.......
  • SneakDZA
    SneakDZA damn, am I a sinner? Members Posts: 11,223 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'd have to say either Sour or @ajackson

    Sour would be a good choice since i'm sure over half them broads are overweight single mothers with bad haircuts and we all know he ain't picky.

    On the other hand Ajackson would be a natural and wouldn't have to rely on Matt to ghostwrite his racist rants for him.

  • CashmoneyDux
    CashmoneyDux Members Posts: 11,217 ✭✭✭✭✭
    WeeZee wrote: »
    WeeZee wrote: »
    Probably Fiat, his backstage work is second to none.

    Fiat like girls?

    Dead girls, and let's face it, I'm so pale I look dead most of the time so we get along great. :-)

    Pale girls though>>>>>>>>>>
  • SneakDZA
    SneakDZA damn, am I a sinner? Members Posts: 11,223 ✭✭✭✭✭
    WeeZee wrote: »
    WeeZee wrote: »
    Probably Fiat, his backstage work is second to none.

    Fiat like girls?

    Dead girls, and let's face it, I'm so pale I look dead most of the time so we get along great. :-)

    Pale girls though>>>>>>>>>>

    i think we have a volunteer.

    here's your backstory... you're just a frustrated young white guy from the midwest who never considered himself racist before but all this talk about treyvon martin and amnesty for illegal immigrants has pushed you to the breaking point and you just want to be able to talk with like-minded people without fear of being judged.
  • dalyricalbandit
    dalyricalbandit Co-Owner Of AllhipHop.com, Super Moderator, Administrator, Moderator Members, Moderators Posts: 67,918 Regulator
    Fiat about to get them draws
  • SleepwalkingInJapan
    SleepwalkingInJapan Members Posts: 11,866 ✭✭✭✭✭
    if the "smoothest simp" was known he wouldnt be the smoothest anymore..

    whoever it is, he better be associated with the IC's baddest
  • Copper
    Copper The WickMembers Posts: 49,532 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Gotta be sourpatch since he's had more success than anyone else

    lol @ covet and jelly being success
  • gns
    gns Bleeding 24/7 Members Posts: 21,285 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Post them cave 🤬 pics 🤬 .
  • CracceR
    CracceR ૐ☯★♑☮⌘ Members Posts: 4,346 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Batman. wrote: »
    Back when I was a college kid. Logged onto stormfront, and talked to some of the chicks there.

    These ladies were older than I am 25-35, and I'm lightskin enough to pass whenever I need to. They'd ask for my pic, and they send theirs.

    They'd show off their 🤬 tattoos, and they'd ask what my background is I tell them I'm 100% anglo-saxon American I think that meant fully white, or thats what I thought at the time. It's an oxymoron because no American is fully white. But they were dumb enough to eat it up.

    After a few back and forth I tell them that I'm actually biracial, Asian/Black, Blasian. Whatever. 1 called me a lying 🤬 🤬 , sent me death threats and told me not to spread the pics. I posted them and this story on Boxden, probably buried somewhere next to my old Boxden handle.

    the 2nd one kept talking to me, telling me I'm ok because I'm not that dark. I think this is the one who showed me the the 🤬 over her right buttcheek.

    I'm like cool, we lived in the same city. So we

    I don't need to finish that.

    tumblr_lxr1aisj6n1rn95k2o1_500.gif

    post pics or 🤬 canadian

    i vote for sourpatchdude

  • Recaptimus_Prime360
    Recaptimus_Prime360 Earned my Masters and Ph.d in Phat Booty-ology Members Posts: 64,801 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Sour for sure. You know the brotha ain't got no shame. Send him in and have him report back on his findings. See if he can get some noods from them broads.
  • SneakDZA
    SneakDZA damn, am I a sinner? Members Posts: 11,223 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @Sour - you are being called back in to active duty. Please report to donkey immediately.
  • KnowReasonForPeace
    KnowReasonForPeace Legit 80s Baby... Members Posts: 2,996 ✭✭✭✭✭
    so what exactly is simping here in the IC? i thought it was just a lil honest flirting but is it deeper than that?
  • illedout
    illedout Members Posts: 8,194 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2013
  • CeLLaR-DooR
    CeLLaR-DooR Members Posts: 18,880 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'll tell ya who it ain't. That damn Ajack
  • CashmoneyDux
    CashmoneyDux Members Posts: 11,217 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited July 2013
    Lmao imma do this 🤬 although I cant pass for white