What's up everyone. We are doing a contest with T.I. and we are giving away $1200 a day for the next 10 days. Just wanted to give you all a heads up.

So I Went To Go Eat At An Italian Restaurant Last Night On A Date...

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And as I'm leaving the restaurant, the waitress comes running after me, almost in tears. Here is the conversation:

Her - You didn't like the food?

Me - It was good, I liked it

Her - I didn't do a good job, then?

Me - You were pretty good, why you ask?

Her - Because you didn't tip!

Me - Oh. I know.

She just looks stunned as I leave the restaurant.