What's up everyone. We are doing a contest with T.I. and we are giving away $1200 a day for the next 10 days. Just wanted to give you all a heads up.
https://www.allhiphop.com/ti

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LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY
LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY SHAPE YOUR REALITY INSIDE WHICH YOU THRIVEMembers, Writer Posts: 17,670 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited September 2013 in The Powder Room
I have to balance my posting style. And that will make me working my english.
however you are all invited to post.

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  • LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY
    LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY SHAPE YOUR REALITY INSIDE WHICH YOU THRIVE Members, Writer Posts: 17,670 ✭✭✭✭✭
    As usual the first is dedicated to @pico. Kinda of an haiku

    starring at pico with a glass of whisky
    She so shining in sleepers
    the skull on the wall? Thats Wiskers.
  • LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY
    LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY SHAPE YOUR REALITY INSIDE WHICH YOU THRIVE Members, Writer Posts: 17,670 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @haute here is one fore you

    'Breh' haute is now starring at you
    'Bleh' you have been hauteslapped
    'Scram' then she has erased you.
  • Sicky Mouse
    Sicky Mouse Members Posts: 470 ✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2013
    don't yall call chips "crisps" in your country?
  • Bodhi
    Bodhi Members Posts: 7,932 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You little 🤬 better check my French
    You getting money? Better check my French
    What time is it, huh? Check my French
    If you got my 🤬 you better check my French
    I'm making moves, check my French
    I speak English but check my French
    Your 🤬 be on my 🤬 , she check my French, 🤬
  • LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY
    LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY SHAPE YOUR REALITY INSIDE WHICH YOU THRIVE Members, Writer Posts: 17,670 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Since there are other posters who are participating...
    i might change the title
  • LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY
    LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY SHAPE YOUR REALITY INSIDE WHICH YOU THRIVE Members, Writer Posts: 17,670 ✭✭✭✭✭
    @bride22

    She was the bride of hiphop @kinghassan padawan
    He taught her about the ghetto Coran
    Now she is married to the game.
  • LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY
    LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY SHAPE YOUR REALITY INSIDE WHICH YOU THRIVE Members, Writer Posts: 17,670 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2013
    @supyo

    thoughfull posts
    But for the IC profanes
    seems always lost.
  • BiblicalAtheist
    BiblicalAtheist Prude FieldsMembers Posts: 15,668 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I hate lemz, I wish he would die
    came to the forum, and began to lie
    Harasses the women, 🤬 on them
    he is a 🤬 , he name is lem.
  • LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY
    LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY SHAPE YOUR REALITY INSIDE WHICH YOU THRIVE Members, Writer Posts: 17,670 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2013
    Its me lemzo
    Reppin with @supyo
    B slappin @conflict for saying that @pico
    Tastes like honynutt cherios
    Stepped first in Canada
    The @IRS level is too high my 🤬
    Headed next in the Chi
    Hit @9trays lightout on the court 🤬
    They called me Clyde da glide
    But i flew downsouth with their @bride
    Touchdowned in Austin Texas
    Feels like Jr Ewing
    Crawl in the night like batman
    @makavelijoker as my nightwing
    And in case you are detected as a 🤬
    I ll send you @golfcertificate you ll be flagged
    Dayum!!! Since the IC gods have modded @dirtysanchez
    I ll bring back the era of the nike cortez
    Get my thang suck in the caddie of @mrssouthern
    I m not Jigga ill let any sperm
    I m smockin im high i can see the banned soul of @1of1
    I making sme voodoo he will be back worries none
    I feel @haute essence too
    When you ll be next to us again boo?

    Scramm!!!!
  • supYo
    supYo Members Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭✭✭
    DEDEDED DEEEEEEEEE DEEDEDE E DEDEDEDEEEEEEE
  • supYo
    supYo Members Posts: 5,790 ✭✭✭✭✭
    damn..why cant i think of something good
  • LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY
    LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY SHAPE YOUR REALITY INSIDE WHICH YOU THRIVE Members, Writer Posts: 17,670 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Lemzola impersonates JAY Z
    DREAM feat @haute and @mrssouthern

    Mrs southern
    Last night Lemmy had a dream
    After his good sex party
    Was so real to him
    This is what was said ohhhhh

    Lemzol with jigga flow

    A dream i said
    So real real i said
    Saw @haute i said
    So cute i said
    Lemmy she said
    What up queen i said
    Evrythings good she said
    Im a jedi modd spirit she said
    Will you back to us i said
    Maybe she said
    But now Lemmy you have to make your path yourself
    You ll be one the greatest posters i ve showed you how to expand yourself
    But i still need you i said
    No you dont she said
    You have my power she said
    My will she said
    And you will gain more and more
    Peace LEmzola she said and then said no more.

    Bleh
  • Ol Jay's
    Ol Jay's Members Posts: 8,286 ✭✭✭✭✭
    quiet & clear like the still lonely night
    Barely open but the aroma escapes forcefully, a scent stronger than the latest flavor of kush
    The smell is subtle yet sweet & bursting with flavor
    Eagerly navigating to the fountain of youth, to taste its dew
    I pause, then spread the night open further to catch a glimpse of the moon's crest
    There is where my lips kiss as my 🤬 tongue pushes thru my lips
    Its first sip awakens my body like that of whino & his first splash of Brandy hits his tongue
    Brandy, Lisa, or whatever her name maybe, for now we'll call her dessert
  • dalyricalbandit
    dalyricalbandit Co-Owner Of AllhipHop.com, Super Moderator, Administrator, Moderator Members, Moderators Posts: 67,918 Regulator
    well damn
  • LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY
    LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY SHAPE YOUR REALITY INSIDE WHICH YOU THRIVE Members, Writer Posts: 17,670 ✭✭✭✭✭
    well damn

    Hi bruh

    State some prose
    Show us that lyrical banditism bruh... :)
  • dalyricalbandit
    dalyricalbandit Co-Owner Of AllhipHop.com, Super Moderator, Administrator, Moderator Members, Moderators Posts: 67,918 Regulator
    @lemzola

    I already blessed this thread with some Lyrical Highness, that post so simple yet so above and beyond some of our fellow posters heads






  • LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY
    LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY SHAPE YOUR REALITY INSIDE WHICH YOU THRIVE Members, Writer Posts: 17,670 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2013
    @lemzola

    I already blessed this thread with some Lyrical Highness, that post so simple yet so above and beyond some of our fellow posters heads






    Thanks bruh for blessing the thread with style... Respect

    But next year i ll battle you promise



  • LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY
    LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY SHAPE YOUR REALITY INSIDE WHICH YOU THRIVE Members, Writer Posts: 17,670 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Some Lemzola horrorcore :)

    It s dedicated to @haute

    I was look at through the window waiting for your arrival
    2 weeks without posting with this i m in total disaproval
    Having a discussion about that yes we shall do

    Shut the 🤬 up @haute i m talking to you!
    I ve been waiting for your signs like two weeks
    And all i ve seen recently in this site were @empress and @kai 🤬
    You try actin like a jedi ignoring me
    But the IC and the rookies are all on me
    Why you starring at me like that like a scared bish
    You already know how i like to whip this little euro ass bish
    Puting on them some melted hot candle oh its cool
    So why the 🤬 you decided to leave the IC fool!!
    (Haute voice) but how did you find the IC building and what do you want boo?
    Shut upt bish and go upfront!!
    Haute: let me go i promise i ll post again let me go!!
    I said shut up!! In the car its too late hoe!!
    You gon learn that oh well you dont 🤬 up with Lemmy Doe

    (Chorus *2)

    So wrong haute you slacked for so long
    2 weeks no posting is too long
    I canot tolerate this fuckery

    You did a good job haute you really did act like a 🤬
    But You already know that we can never leave the IC
    Once you post one time its for la vie
    Otherwise Lemmy will treat you slice and dicy
    Ah!! You thought i ve never come in the US
    You shouldnt have questioned lemzola s stuborness
    You might asking yourself who snitched on you location
    Haute: @mzgrahambitches? @dudu? @stopitfive?
    No bish i spot you thanks to @ajackson This 🤬 squeeled cause he wants to be a modd
    Plus he told me to 🤬 you after make you drink a milk 🤬 flavored broad
    Yeah you can cry now you discover the how its sad to be alone
    What?🤬 you Lemzola? You regret you did not ban me? 🤬 you too!
    Save your your energy we arriving in the torture room
    Dont worry haute i ll be your dreamed groom

    (Chorus)

    So here the gameplan should you accept this lol
    First you gona wear @sleepwalkinginjapan perm lol
    And if do it with dedication i ll keep @conflict sealed
    I ll put in you the razor - 🤬 @dirtysanchez to me revealed
    Then ill beat you with some @goldcertificate flaggs
    Bleache your skin so @sixsicksins will turn you into raggs
    Haute: the way you torture me its nots hiphop!
    Oh 🤬 bish ! Sorry lets start with 3 hours of diddy bop
    Thats reminds me what i did to @khaleesi
    Made that girl trying to suspend on a oiled pole
    Huge 🤬 waiting on the landing zone for her holes
    Yep! The lead song was my NECK MY BACK by kiah
    So for you Gravediggas will do ok mama?

    (Chorus)





  • BiblicalAtheist
    BiblicalAtheist Prude FieldsMembers Posts: 15,668 ✭✭✭✭✭
    But You already know that we can never leave the IC
    Once you post one time its for la vie

    No you can leave, here let me get the door.

  • BIGG WILL
    BIGG WILL Members Posts: 2,611 ✭✭✭✭✭
    some 🤬 claim they pimps
    and others say playas
    but I been around mo suckas
    than a vampire slaya
    I make em, take off they draws
    get on they knees and work dem jaws
    we aint 🤬 on the flo
    🤬 we 🤬 on the wall
    gotta em sayin they aint ready
    like they name sean paul
    I got some muthafuckin freaks
    they be doin it all
    licking ass and my 🤬
    they got big butts
    I take a nice young lady
    and I turn her to a 🤬
    she think she eating paydays
    cuz her mouth fulla nuts
    if I 🤬 🤬 once
    best believe she gon come back
    when you suck my 🤬 🤬
    don't forget about my 🤬
    push it down yo throat hit cha where ya lungs at
    I know you don't want it
    but you might get it
    if you don't suck 🤬 🤬
    you better get with it
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