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Battle Of The IC 2: The Bride Vs. GodGivBiz

_Goldie_
_Goldie_ ablackweb.comMembers, Moderators, Writer Posts: 30,349 Regulator
edited January 2014 in The Battle Rap Zone
Battle of the IC 2

Welcome to Battle of the IC 2, a competitive showcase of lyrical talent with emcee battles for your enjoyment.

Featured here is a one-round text battle between @the_bride22 and @Godgivbiz

THE BRIDE

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STRENGTH: Rhymes/Punchlines

CITY: Chicago , Southside

VS

GODGIVBIZ

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STRENGTH: Losing At Life

CITY: Beantown by way of BK


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Battle Of The IC 2: The Bride Vs. GodGivBiz 36 votes

THE BRIDE
33%
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GODGIVBIZ
66%
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  • DOPEdweebz
    DOPEdweebz What title? www.facebook.com/DOPEdweebzMembers, Moderators, Writer Posts: 29,364 Regulator
    GODGIVBIZ
    RIP BIZ
  • _Goldie_
    _Goldie_ ablackweb.com Members, Moderators, Writer Posts: 30,349 Regulator
    edited January 2014
    GODGIVBIZ


    There any too many levels to my shots, that’s contra
    You on par with 🤬 ?
    This 🤬 raps backwards, that’s dogma
    You fueled this drive against you, that’s karma (car, ma)

    You smoke me?
    You bars aint even basic, they light, New Port
    You think 🤬 want ya 🤬 , when they really don’t, New York
    You want to be a legend and die for this IC 🤬
    But at the end of the day you just gonna remain local,
    I guess your IC life is just Too Short

    Everything you talk about is a struggle to date
    You worried about eating my struggle bars
    When Its like a Big Pun the way you struggle with weight
    🤬 and eat some struggle 🤬 cakes
    Wait wait …
    I would put my 9 to ya head but you might be a he/she
    So that’s kind 🤬
    It’s like you gettin beat by dre..
    Like if I had a day for every pound you weigh
    Then it probably be New Years again on this day
    But Imma eat you like ya mom shouldve
    Cuz you’re definitely a mistake
    The only time you’ll hear the bride 🤬 (coming)
    Is when her song gets played
    I wouldn’t watch you play with ya 🤬 for free
    Even accidentally on time delay..
    ya style has no fluctation
    there are no double entendres, schemes or worldplay
    So the contrast between you and me should show
    you couldn’t even beat me on my worst day

    🤬 I even added Gabi to my team u been food 🤬
    I’ll show that no matter how much you weighed (Wade)
    I could still show thabride that civil union
    Wade, Gabi Union? See the type of Heat you’re in?
    After this battle you’ll be forever MIA stupid
    #bars

    But I’ll make sure everyone in this battle remembers you
    Cuz all started cuz you mad cuz Daddy dissed you?
    So you had to blow daddy like you need a tissue?
    This is what happens when a fat 🤬 has dead daddy issues

    Im a fire breathing dragon, Godzilla
    You a sloppy fat 🤬 , Bridezilla
    You act like I got a lot of filler
    But that filler got a lot of MSG in in it,
    so every Knick will 🤬 ya

    You a convict darkbutt hoe, a con (akon)
    Get it? Convict? Dark? Akon?
    Well since a conceited 🤬
    Is what you’ve become, like you nicking them kannons
    Stay talking about how you about them hands
    But you only shooting off powder rooms, Nay Palms (Napalms)
    Face to face you will get ya pockets tapped
    Like “Whats in your wallet?”, State Farm
    Fine maybe that was really All State
    So you might be in tournament every year
    But you aint never winning no title, Saint Johns
    But keep going with that song and dance
    That 🤬 will leave you dead and broke, Nate Dogg
    I’ll leave ya dome in ya own hands, Facepalm
    Ya 🤬 looking like it aint barely even worth half of 50, Nate Rob

    They call me GodGivbiz
    I beat fat hoes in a single round
    They silly clowns,
    probably gonna make them lose weight and stop eating Pringles now
    I wrote some amazing 🤬 , shady 🤬
    Play with Biz? I’mma haze this 🤬
    Am I too nice? Damn you right
    Now I’m going go and ruin ya entire life
    I’m going Jeffrey Dahmer and eat ya head and body with a fork and knife..
    But I do know one thing tho Biz will 🤬 go
    Saturday through Sunday Monday, Monday thru Sunday Hoe
    maybe one day these IC 🤬 will love you,
    some of them like big trannies tho
    but since you too heavy to fall in love,
    Bride watch out for that brand new floor..

    I hope you die from diabetes
    I hope you lie again and said you beat me
    I hope you crash and die from a heart attack
    or you choke and die on a big mac
    I hope you die from just being fat
    🤬 ya neck ya back ya 🤬 and ya 🤬
    Cuz you look like Khia meets Missy Elliot,
    and that’s a 🤬 fact
    I hope ya EBT food stamps get trashed
    I hope you rock those MC hammer pants
    Cuz fat 🤬 like you in America
    Is a epidemic we can’t have

    This 🤬 been itching to battling me like she got 🤬
    When she goes to the grocery store
    it’s the only time that she got bagged
    and her face aint the only place where she got bags
    I’mma send ya “flow” to the ‘ER”
    You a 🤬 bleeding from that lily pad
    You a Shy (Chi) 🤬 , so for trying to be Rose
    you gonna end up breaking really bad
    So if my rhymes garner any waves,
    just know I did it without having to do rags (du rags)

    I bet ya 🤬 so hair if you shaved it it get razor bumps
    How dare you come to battle me with them baby bumps
    The day you beat Biz, is the day Paul Walker steps out the car
    and tells us we got punked
    Its funny how you have no ass
    but you had to wait for Donkey to get me jumped
    You still wearing a 3xl thats a shame you 🤬
    My rhymes will cut a hole bigger than the one you from
  • _Goldie_
    _Goldie_ ablackweb.com Members, Moderators, Writer Posts: 30,349 Regulator
    GODGIVBIZ
    Don’t be mad TB
    Just cuz biz flew (flu) you shots,
    This time Imma actually vaccinate you
    And since you’re tha bride or NOT
    Make sure around ya neck
    you actually tie that knot
    So it eats you a lot that shows on the outside
    Just a reflection of the inside of what’s eating you a lot

    Plan A beat Dubs
    Plan B beat GNs
    You looking like a Plan C
    I’m surprised you even breathing 🤬
    Worry about ya bf b4 he get that PR treatment
    ParellRhymes won’t be able to save you
    You getting that lifetime ban fam, Pete Rose treatment
    You talk about me posting pics of 🤬 I’ve never met
    🤬 darkbutt, you stay flirting with virgins whos 🤬 you’ll never get
    I was ducking ya shots on the 4th down, like Ne-Yo
    Those cosigners you got let be honest, they acting like a Cleo
    You Rudy and ya man just hucks, the bull (Huxtable)
    You relying on jokes cuz you comfort, bull (comfortable)

    But Being a sumo wrestler is something you gotta deal with
    But whatever this Bruse Wayne looking fat 🤬 🤬 says
    Won’t ever equal up to this Biz Being real 🤬

    You INSINUATED I WAS 🤬
    , even tho I got the best of you
    Its ok cuz you have the sex life of a human vegetable
    Imma beat the 🤬 bars out of you
    Imma beat the milkway, snickers, twix and hersheys out of you
    Imma leave everything but a finger (butterfinger) left of you
    Beat you so bad even ya eyes scream (ice cream)
    Now this Clown 🤬 (Klondike) can eat these cold bars too

    You want to fight for the modship
    And have us fight for our IC lives
    You can have that
    Cuz you cant trade that in for a family and child
    You cant have that
    So you figure Biz is annoying
    But lets keep it electronic
    Cuz physically you can’t destroy him
    in real life Id be too good for ya overweight ass
    And you would spend ya life trying to avoid biz

    Ok then I see it in ya cadence
    You have the same IQ as a cave man
    Minus a slave man, k dance
    That leaves you negative something
    Probably got 🤬 but couldn’t afford the operation
    Probably as confused as OH SO RAVEN, im just sayin

    Ok let me break you down in real life terms
    If i caught you outside the house
    What would you do?
    You cant run..
    Maybe with the exception of ya dicksucka
    But you probably aint good at that either
    Or maybe im wrong cuz ur a good eater
    Obviously in real life
    Fat people don’t got alot of friends
    So tell me 🤬 alpha male vs fat female
    How you think this will end?
    You’d either get beat the 🤬 down
    And nobody would help you

    GNS you responsible for me killing ya e-wife
    You worried about me deleting a battle,
    One click,I could easily delete ya whole e-life
    You talked about its time to air bullets cuz it must be 🤬 🤬 season
    🤬 please, a fat 🤬 🤬 like you shouldn’t even be breathing!
    You gotta understand in battles there are weightclasses
    And weight limits for a reason
    So if this community had an actual weight limit
    you wouldn’t be on THE REASON
    the only reason they think you sick
    is cuz on top of that OBESITY IS A DISEASE 🤬

    See Eve came from Adams rib
    That 🤬 ran with that bone
    🤬 told her not to eat the apple
    Then her and Adam did
    So when you go against 🤬
    You both got ya 🤬 kicked
    so in the end of this battle
    It’s just gonna be a blast for miss (blasphemous)

    You’re like Medusa the way your prey on these virgins blood
    You use those sexless 🤬
    Ironically to make up for
    The lack of interaction you have
    With men in the real world
    Thats why ya the bride
    Cuz you still searching for somebody
    Who is desperate enough to 🤬 with you
    But thats the position you always gonna be through
    Cuz a bride is the one
    whos never good enough to be the wife, ain’t that you?




    _BIZ



























































    SIke.... I'm not done with you

    Even Joseph sonned (@joseph_sun) you
    He rolled up on you, breathed fire, then dragged on you
    You wanna to be queen of the donkey,
    but you queen of the drags aren’t you?


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    You tried to 🤬 with Joe, but joe wouldn’t let you Bud, in (Budden)
    I aint even going after your family pumpkin
    But you’re gonna look like the b4 pic of Jennifer Hudson
    Wasn’t you the fat 🤬 Makavelli Joker was 🤬 ?
    the only ass this fat 🤬 got is her egregious butt chin

    You want to apply pressure
    Losing weight is the only pressure about you
    Looking like Precious,
    that’s about the only thing Precious about you
    talking about how desirable ya 🤬 is
    🤬 aint nothing pleasurable about you
    you look like the 🤬 I take that are too big
    to go down the toilet in my bathroom

    You sloppy granny tiddied shaped like a pigeon
    You about to get that Killa-Season-2-look-at-that-girl-Camron-spit-on
    You got KRS1’s nose looking like Biggie with a wig on
    your size is 32 22 34 and that’s only the big arm

    This time I banned GNS
  • _Menace_
    _Menace_ R.I.P KOBE Bay Area Members, Writer Posts: 26,613 ✭✭✭✭✭
    GODGIVBIZ
    Da Riddler wrote: »


    There any too many levels to my shots, that’s contra
    You on par with 🤬 ?
    This 🤬 raps backwards, that’s dogma
    You fueled this drive against you, that’s karma (car, ma)

    You smoke me?
    You bars aint even basic, they light, New Port
    You think 🤬 want ya 🤬 , when they really don’t, New York
    You want to be a legend and die for this IC 🤬
    But at the end of the day you just gonna remain local,
    I guess your IC life is just Too Short

    Everything you talk about is a struggle to date
    You worried about eating my struggle bars
    When Its like a Big Pun the way you struggle with weight
    🤬 and eat some struggle 🤬 cakes
    Wait wait …
    I would put my 9 to ya head but you might be a he/she
    So that’s kind 🤬
    It’s like you gettin beat by dre..
    Like if I had a day for every pound you weigh
    Then it probably be New Years again on this day
    But Imma eat you like ya mom shouldve
    Cuz you’re definitely a mistake
    The only time you’ll hear the bride 🤬 (coming)
    Is when her song gets played
    I wouldn’t watch you play with ya 🤬 for free
    Even accidentally on time delay..
    ya style has no fluctation
    there are no double entendres, schemes or worldplay
    So the contrast between you and me should show
    you couldn’t even beat me on my worst day

    🤬 I even added Gabi to my team u been food 🤬
    I’ll show that no matter how much you weighed (Wade)
    I could still show thabride that civil union
    Wade, Gabi Union? See the type of Heat you’re in?
    After this battle you’ll be forever MIA stupid
    #bars

    But I’ll make sure everyone in this battle remembers you
    Cuz all started cuz you mad cuz Daddy dissed you?
    So you had to blow daddy like you need a tissue?
    This is what happens when a fat 🤬 has dead daddy issues

    Im a fire breathing dragon, Godzilla
    You a sloppy fat 🤬 , Bridezilla
    You act like I got a lot of filler
    But that filler got a lot of MSG in in it,
    so every Knick will 🤬 ya

    You a convict darkbutt hoe, a con (akon)
    Get it? Convict? Dark? Akon?
    Well since a conceited 🤬
    Is what you’ve become, like you nicking them kannons
    Stay talking about how you about them hands
    But you only shooting off powder rooms, Nay Palms (Napalms)
    Face to face you will get ya pockets tapped
    Like “Whats in your wallet?”, State Farm
    Fine maybe that was really All State
    So you might be in tournament every year
    But you aint never winning no title, Saint Johns
    But keep going with that song and dance
    That 🤬 will leave you dead and broke, Nate Dogg
    I’ll leave ya dome in ya own hands, Facepalm
    Ya 🤬 looking like it aint barely even worth half of 50, Nate Rob

    They call me GodGivbiz
    I beat fat hoes in a single round
    They silly clowns,
    probably gonna make them lose weight and stop eating Pringles now
    I wrote some amazing 🤬 , shady 🤬
    Play with Biz? I’mma haze this 🤬
    Am I too nice? Damn you right
    Now I’m going go and ruin ya entire life
    I’m going Jeffrey Dahmer and eat ya head and body with a fork and knife..
    But I do know one thing tho Biz will 🤬 go
    Saturday through Sunday Monday, Monday thru Sunday Hoe
    maybe one day these IC 🤬 will love you,
    some of them like big trannies tho
    but since you too heavy to fall in love,
    Bride watch out for that brand new floor..

    I hope you die from diabetes
    I hope you lie again and said you beat me
    I hope you crash and die from a heart attack
    or you choke and die on a big mac
    I hope you die from just being fat
    🤬 ya neck ya back ya 🤬 and ya 🤬
    Cuz you look like Khia meets Missy Elliot,
    and that’s a 🤬 fact
    I hope ya EBT food stamps get trashed
    I hope you rock those MC hammer pants
    Cuz fat 🤬 like you in America
    Is a epidemic we can’t have

    This 🤬 been itching to battling me like she got 🤬
    When she goes to the grocery store
    it’s the only time that she got bagged
    and her face aint the only place where she got bags
    I’mma send ya “flow” to the ‘ER”
    You a 🤬 bleeding from that lily pad
    You a Shy (Chi) 🤬 , so for trying to be Rose
    you gonna end up breaking really bad
    So if my rhymes garner any waves,
    just know I did it without having to do rags (du rags)

    Like ya classmates during highschool lunches
    I bet ya 🤬 so hair if you shaved it it get razor bumps
    How dare you come to battle me with them baby bumps
    The day you beat Biz, is the day Paul Walker steps out the car
    and tells us we got punked
    Its funny how you have no ass
    but you had to wait for Donkey to get me jumped
    You still wearing a 3xl thats a shame you 🤬
    My rhymes will cut a hole bigger than the one you from



    was gonna vote Biz till I seen that Nate line....

    that aint right....

    ima sit this round out

  • _Goldie_
    _Goldie_ ablackweb.com Members, Moderators, Writer Posts: 30,349 Regulator
    edited January 2014
    GODGIVBIZ
    This time I banned GNS
    Told the 🤬 to stop the violence
    When you don’t listen to a kinds order
    You get handled by the throat like a child is (Chalice)..
    See what I did there?
    King? Chalice?
    You a fat 🤬 , I’m surprised you never knew balance (New Balance)
    don’t mean you’ll never see defeat It’s a fact you’re well rounded,
    don’t mean you’ll never see the feet It’s the fat, you’re well rounded,
    Ill tommy sotomayor this black 🤬 🤬
    Til i dig her up in a 🤬 plastic ditch
    So deep you can see where the maggots live
    #double downs
    Someone explain how I went from battling two 🤬
    To someone the same size of two 🤬 ?
    What this hoe vary in? Cans sir? I’ll show her where defeat is
    I said
    What this ovarian? Cancer? I’ll show her where the fetus

    You talk about how nice ya 🤬 is and how everybody wants a taste
    I got rhymes so hard you would kick ya own mama in her face
    Id 🤬 you if I had was 🤬 , bi, on drugs, or had a life to waste

    Imma beat you so bad you think GNS was Ma$e
    the way he gonna leave this Harlem
    Like my cig (sig) I will smoke you,
    and leave you dead in my hood, Trayvon martin
    You want to lift off, but this Huge son (Houston) got a problem

    Intelligence, intensity, investments, I kurt angles the easy way
    My I’s (eyes) don’t leave much for an opening killer, they beadie, K (BDK)
    You calling me a 🤬 🤬 , now you got a brother backwards
    That will leave ya head cracked like BG, k

    TB with those rhymes makes me think you stealing
    You not on my level, my pen’s a ceiling
    Slow it down
    TB, you’re not on my level, my penicillin
    And judging by you being a female and yourself you’re not revealing
    Must mean you look hurt which matches ya exact feelings

    Bride crossed the same 🤬 , that’s allows her just to get buried
    I am not about getting caught up in the fodder (father), No Maury
    When you a big girl
    More than likely you’ll 🤬 anything or be a man eater
    And honestly that’s scary
    Just cuz you 🤬 your father and ya son,
    🤬 , tha bride that don’t make you Mary (married)

    If this was a beauty pageant
    Ya fat ass wouldn’t have the body for this
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    I aint akklaim to being a good sport, so don’t sweat the details
    If I catch a big body, it’s cuz yall see well
    No I said
    If I catch a big body, its cuz yall see whale
    No I said
    if I catch a big body, cuz she’s a sea whale
    the only reason virginerds give you co signs, goats, or ethers
    cuz they think you female…

    This 🤬 will bark some 🤬 🤬 like she beat biz
    That makes her like the place broke people shop at
    A TARGET FOR CHEAP 🤬
    You mad cuz a guy never came up to you and actually wanted to
    Eat beat raw and or 🤬
    You just so fat that you had to settle for actually eating raw beat creamy pies

    You think you the Lone Survivor,
    should have killed me like afghani children
    You let me live? Imma strike this match and add an extra O
    Just to let you feel like you smoking Gooden (good then)

    I guess its “Foolish Pride” for Tha Bride
    To swirl as 🤬 for the white devil then


  • _Goldie_
    _Goldie_ ablackweb.com Members, Moderators, Writer Posts: 30,349 Regulator
    edited January 2014
    GODGIVBIZ
    Talking bout you break who in half? 🤬
    The Only 🤬
    who would touch you in real life is Alf 🤬

    This 🤬 body is like Lou Pescis face, I tell her
    Cuz it don’t wanna see Daylight (Daylyt) again , EVER
    And if someone does take a snapshot of ya 🤬
    It looks uglier than a Bill Cosby sweater

    And if it feels like you entered this battle and you were beaten already
    Cuz being ya size I musta cursed and ethered you already
    And if you think with her jokes that she actually smashed biz
    Go to the donkey ether thread where all her material got rehashed, shiet
    That’s practically self-defense class for a size 22 fat 🤬
    like Star Jones who wifed a 🤬 🤬
    so it looks like you and gns both gotta sleep in that coffin,
    a California king size 🤬 mattress
    He goes hard for you cuz he’s cheating when he sees Alice
    No, he goes hard for you cuz’s he cheating when he Cialis
    Seems like ya V cant get a 🤬 hard even when you try to Minaj it (ménage it)

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    But that will explain when you try to battle me
    I treat you like a nobody that I met in the back of an alley
    After I catch this fat body like a Dexter finale

    I got banana clips cuz that’s what this chimp needs
    You’re like an e-Santa Clause
    The way this fat 🤬 be sliding down every 🤬 chimney

    🤬 don’t bug me
    All ya clothes look like Snuggies
    🤬 don’t like fat or ugly
    Look at my name, you gotta trust me

    The only time you gonna see your cookie get ate
    is when your buying it from the grocery store stand
    You like a rich chinese family
    The way I keep superkicking ya four chins (fortunes)
    You want to spar with Mayweather with Mike Tysons hands?
    That’s gonna leave this hungry hippo with a poor chin (portion)
    Ya 🤬 like sidekicks or fools wealth, just to touch it
    I spend my whole day flipping it, like a poor man
    Don’t care what that 🤬 hoe says
    With no ass you look like a Mrs. Potatoe head

    How yall holla at a supposed female with no pic?
    That’s like a 🤬 on the Jerry Springer show
    “O 🤬 her in the ass, I thought it had no 🤬 ?”
    The thought of you actually being a man just makes me so sick
    But I realize thats those virgins problem

    So when they find out 9 times out of 10 they got their ass catfished
    Two words you won’t hear in real life, “you got 🤬 🤬 ”
    Two words you will heard after this battle, “you got 🤬 🤬 ”
    When it comes to a nut only online will ya fat ass gets AID 🤬

    Ya gun talk and acting like you from da hood I wouldn’t even buy that for an ounce
    The biggest gangsta right now from ya hood is Lil Mouse
    Knee collector even came to ya hood, now even D Rose got no bounce

    This may be uncomfortable put I’mma put you in this position (disposition)
    You the result of ya 🤬 decisions
    It’s a direct reflection as the pig you living
    How you run around here with that attitude
    Like in that battle Biz aint wicked
    You was rambling a running around everywhere
    You look like Precious when she stole that chicken

    If if the king takes his talent to the south, 🤬 (South Beach)
    Don’t be offended when he dont say “Oh Hi 🤬 ” (Ohio)
    You just mad cuz I stated you from “Idaho” (I the hoe)
    Doesn’t matter if You Giv Biz (you give Biz) the ‘first”t battle
    As long as Biz win this last one by KO
    I told you in this batlle I’ll own ya
    Ya mom was a sperm whale,
    and ya daddy was just a sperm donor

    Everytime you talk about ya 🤬 I wanna 🤬
    You look like you too big to flush down the toilet
    🤬 bad, 🤬 look like an omelet
    If your 🤬 was that good, you’d be tha_wife22, lets be honest
    Real rap, and thats something you have to acknowledge

    So finally tha bride finally gets to see her honey moon
    too bad everything you yet to find yasself a groom
    maybe if you wasn’t so damn fat
    youd finally 🤬 jump the broom
    But all those future babies you having
    Gonna die eventually when they exit wounds

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    http://community.allhiphop.com/discussion/comment/6012045#Comment_6012045

    Just cuz you firing hot air don’t make you a parachuters (pairofshooters)
    But you do look like a hot air balloon floating above the Bermuda
    You mad cuz ya 🤬 looks like a rough combination of Rick Ross and a barricuda
    Id still stomp and move this 🤬 out the way more fast and furious than Luda


    Ya ass must be Haitian
    Cuz an earthquake begins
    everytime you do a twerk video and shaking


    I mean 🤬 you musta been conceived in a dumpster cuz you was born trash
    you giving that 🤬 away for free, that’s a stolen porn pass
    Ya 🤬 was never good in the first place, its like a torn pass

    Your performance wasn’t very diplomatic, that’s old Rell
    I meant oral, like BJ’s, this 🤬 sells (wholesales)
    Your lines I caught while fishing, all ya holes smell
    Tonight marry Jane, you catching two cool Ls,
    Mary Jane, Ll Cool J? That’s a GOAT sell

    Being an e-🤬 you should be used to pillow talk
    You act like you got the smith in ya hand
    When all you whip is ya hair
    All you got is willow’s bark

    Ignoring your musta had you in ya feelings like I don’t wanna date her
    First time I couldn’t be accused of being an actual chubby chaser
    GNS is like “this 🤬 is in tims and I date her”
    Just cuz she’s a fat 🤬
    Don’t make her an intimidator
    You reveal you a big girl
    Now I use that to incriminator
    Everything you think you had the heart to lie about
    I will de-fib, bri, later (defibrillator)
    One is walking dead, the other is a walking refrigerator
    It makes sense you both out of touch Cuz In yall relationship
    So setting up battles in donkey aka ass,
    just makes you a Master Baiter (masturbator)

    🤬 her damn hands… and her man, you lame
    Id knock both of them broads down easy, jango game
    Then take both their hands and hang them on a django chain
    I’m battling you with etherous line after etherous line like only biz can
    You wish 🤬 would run a train on ya 🤬
    Like the mods banning @MillzMcCaine

    You as hard as old man with no 🤬 and no 🤬
    The fact you couldn’t even perform in this battle
    Just like ya sex life only makes you more 🤬
    She’s obsessed with gore in her profile
    Cuz she’s only used to dead 🤬

    I literally have ten times the amount of posts as you
    But you got literally ten times the weight of me
    Too bad you won’t be able to squash me in this battle
    Like you’re fat ass supposed to do
    Looks like you’re gonna die laughing
    Cuz I got better jokes than you.
    This 🤬 hoping this Biz will belly up
    Just cuz your 🤬 always has to
    When you make moves its not a fair shake
    so I realize you’re just unnatural disaster
    You’re such a big man
    Id could never call you a bastard
  • _Goldie_
    _Goldie_ ablackweb.com Members, Moderators, Writer Posts: 30,349 Regulator
    edited January 2014
    GODGIVBIZ
    If we ever tied in this battle it would make perfect sense
    cuz Biz wear suits, and you were born with ya fat suit
    Biz got 99 problems but thabride aint one, 🤬
    You should have taken everything back with that 🤬 , 🤬
    We all know da dame (Notre Dame), just a fat black 🤬
    You still couldnt weave my punches
    Imma take brides soul (sole) for not running enough or doing crunches
    I should have left you alone
    Like ya classmates during highschool lunches

    Liz Taylor was a Bride 16 times
    Liza Minelli was a Bride 4 times
    Miss Elizabeth was a bride to Macho man and Luger
    so that’s 2 times
    In total that’s 22, times
    All them 🤬 dead or close to dead, don’t you realize?
    So what you think gonna happen to you?
    You gonna die thirsty looking for a king too!

    Im aiming for ya head and shoulders no shampoo
    From ya head to ya shoulders, you look just like Shamu
    I will physically 🤬 you after this battle if I find out
    That you ate all the damn food
    People dont want to be leaders cuz they cant take the abuse
    Its easier to follow the crowd
    then be crucified like Jesus or Pac in Juice
    But when I call you fat and a 🤬
    That’s the 🤬 truth
    its funny when you don’t have a picture
    With words I can still paint a picture of you

    🤬 ya Subway wraps if that’s why they lover her
    You so fat you couldn’t even mac Donald (McDonald) Glover
    Talk greasy like Kentucky fried chicken
    And you will get knocked down like Dominoes, in ya kitchen
    I wouldn’t Fajita your Taco Bell 🤬 , no dicking
    Arby (or be)caught in your Pizza (piece of) Hut
    You got a face as lame as Dunkin (Duncan) that’s why you Donut (don’t nut)
    You talking about murder things and burger, king?
    That 🤬 don’t even make sense
    This cow so fat she should be renamed the Dairy Queen
    But get off ya Papa Johns, cuz you aint getting Jack in the Box
    If I saw you in my bed Id either shoot you like I was going hunting or I hop (I’d hop)


    You from Chicago so you used to bull rap
    You’re the exact problem with hip hop n hipsters
    Who aint from chicago but rock plenty of bulls caps
    Cuz you draining the blood out of hip hop with all that bull 🤬
    So my rhymes are like a metaphor restraining you with the bull strap
    I’ll bring you back to the essence of hip hop cuz this burial is boom clap
    Too bad this scheme was so drawn out u spend the whole time eating that Sonic food 🤬

    #Yokozuna

    You act like I was Scar (scared)
    No you just cant make me mufasa (move faster) I do my own thing,
    Those were ya hyenas,
    But Im wont be played as the Lion King (lying king)

    You even seen she male porn? Me either
    But the way 22 🤬 n 🤬
    Were 🤬 riding this faceless 🤬
    I was gonna def gonna delete her
    But just cuz we cant see ya face or gods beaker,
    Dont mean ya words arent being profited (propheted) a false 🤬 neither
    So you beating me is a false picture painted by ya believers.
    So during this idle (idol) time ive been writing this biblical new testament that will bring the fire hell and brimstone to ya ikea
    Its ironic how you gomna get sonned by 🤬 , but imma also give you that ether
    Biz didnt like this transaction
    So I closed the register
    SLOW IT DOWN!
    Biz didnt like this trans acting
    So I closed what registered
    In this battle you wont see biz pout
    Cuz this time you’ll have to pay
    cuz this counts (discounts)
    #Mark Henry

    Take a 🤬 in a towel rub ya face wit it
    Trust me nobody would notice the difference
    I see whats going on here, thats instinct
    Dont you think 🤬 ?
    Youll die for this internet 🤬
    Youll die like a marytr
    But the way you talk to men
    Tells me you aint have a father
    So you wouldntrecognize at first hand
    The power of a man
    I wish you was my daughter
    Cuz Id recognize you was a waste of my sperm
    And pulled you out and landed on them round brown tiddies on ya mama
    You talk like a man
    Get beat like one
    You a fat 🤬 🤬
    So I expect you to talk
    like a greasy one


    What you know about choking a 🤬 out just using your 🤬
    Or 🤬 a 🤬 til she loving it
    Ya thats right you wouldn’t know cuz you wasn’t born with a 🤬
    Unless you a 🤬 or something, but how would we know?
    This 🤬 still got no pics
    You say biz where is yours?
    It doesn’t matter, I’m a guy you stupid 🤬

    You see I can by a firefighter you can be a nurse
    I can be a police officer you can be a nurse
    I can be a businessman, you can be a nurse
    You can diss me all you want,
    but you’ll always need me for that ring and purse
    Cuz you a 🤬 , and no matter what you say
    Reality is, in life you 🤬 🤬 always have it worse

    Like this a bad match up, tha bride shoulda got married first so she could get that alimony
    Now since you didn’t handle ya biz right, you gotat deal with 🤬 now, holy matrimony
    Since you a 🤬 , there might be some Ginuwine (genuine) in you
    No wonder you could beat a dead horse and think you can ride that pony

    Those lame ass 🤬 gassed you up
    I cant pass words (Passwurdz) now so you end up dying by that Hollow Cost (holocuast)
    Id say “we have all night!”
    But any 🤬 not Lux either tied, had a mediocre performance, or lost

    Instead of being worried about who im dissing
    Do what 🤬 blessed you with
    And be a good 🤬 maid n stay the 🤬 in the kitchen
    And try not to eat all the juicy watermelons and fried chicken

    You 🤬 🤬 ..
    You a bird man you shoulda been thrown in the bushes
    And since youre Thursday/thirstay 🤬 being fountain (found a ten) you gonna be taken out just cuz you was born garbage

    You the black version of Roseanne Barr
    I dont een wanna know what this 🤬 wants to do for a Klondike bar
    🤬 those "Toms" that want to see you naked
    You will always be known as the fat black 🤬 from Parks n Recreation

    You a fat black 🤬 with no ass wow
    You let Monique aka Mrs Parker down
    You wanted this first
    But instead I took that same gun you pointed at me n now you got murked
    Go give your pants back to gns
    And tell gns to give you back your skirt
    Cuz being a fat 🤬 is exactly whats buried inside you and that actually hurts
    Dont think you can ever go against 🤬 , biz, king or a man
    When you dont even got the strength to give birth
  • HarlemThumzUp
    HarlemThumzUp Members Posts: 4,942 ✭✭✭✭✭
    THE BRIDE
    her 🤬 was short but to the point, I like when mc's keep it basic but still make you feel the bar . GGB I read his 🤬 too I liked but damn cuh .....that is a lot of 🤬 to read
  • _Goldie_
    _Goldie_ ablackweb.com Members, Moderators, Writer Posts: 30,349 Regulator
    GODGIVBIZ

    If you don’t like the effects of what sugaring 🤬
    Then just go equal
    I’m not gonna battle you again
    Cuz its obvious you cant see quill (sequel)
    So dont talk about ya sloppy burger and how every man loves it
    Cuz those the same 🤬
    I aint Empress (impress) with who they “Covet’
    They probably wanna eat Kats fish
    And probably in the box of every grumpy/evil fuckbitch
    At least you know them broads can play with 🤬
    Cuz they all can produce some pics


    You spend ya days in donkey making stupid wack jokes
    So its actually all you’re fault that you’ve become one big fat joke
    You act like you so busy working all the time
    From what I see you still going for broke
    You aint a skinny well off white woman
    So I’ll never believe MURDER is what SHE WROTE

    You mad cuz I took my time and used preparation
    You rushed, Dr Seuss rhymes don’t take any type of Dedication
    You aint real pay attention
    All ya bars is like reading a bad comedy convention
    Every line is like ya sex life
    A forced connection
    🤬 paying bills any mention
    Every day you rely on weave extensions (waive extensions)
    I hope this 🤬 teaches you a lesson
    And battling 🤬 feels like a blessing
    Cuz this felt like watching Comedy Central
    During its Roasting Session
    So stop 🤬 about every fat joke I somehow fit in
    Cuz you just jealous that my jokes did something you didn’t

    You suppose to be tha bride
    But behind jokes you run and hide
    Cuz thats a self defense mechanism
    From all the hurt you suffer from inside
    But thats ya fault you stupid 🤬
    Ironic how lying (LION) opened up something you denied
    Not eating the one thing you refused
    And thats ya mother 🤬 PRIDE
    So you can take that wedding dress
    Filled with ya blood and tears from when you cried
    And trade it in for that black dress
    Cuz in this battle you already died
    - 🤬 🤬 BIZ


  • THIRDSUPREME
    THIRDSUPREME TargSettotheDeathLarkKillaNigga Home of the SlavesMembers Posts: 7,519 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • gns
    gns Bleeding 24/7 Members Posts: 21,285 ✭✭✭✭✭
    THE BRIDE
    Man wtf is wrong with this 🤬 .

    All u 🤬 punk 🤬 that he pm'd in my battle getting y'all to vote for him this y'all fault.

    I hope y'all die and Satan makes y'all gotta read ALL this 🤬 rhymes in hell.

    Bride all day, cause she the realest 🤬 in this battle
  • BrideofKilla
    BrideofKilla I'm no hero... I put my bra on one boob at a time just like everyone else. THC= The Healing ComponentGuests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 4,566 ✭✭✭✭✭
    THE BRIDE
    The only one I'm reading is right up to the first sign off.

    I did my battle without weeks of research.wrote it this morning.

    This isn't a freestyle, it's a dissertation.

    🤬 yo wall of text, my dude.

    Terms and conditions of service. Just like I said.
  • DOPEdweebz
    DOPEdweebz What title? www.facebook.com/DOPEdweebzMembers, Moderators, Writer Posts: 29,364 Regulator
    GODGIVBIZ
    Good battle.
  • atribecalledgabi
    atribecalledgabi DragonstoneMembers, Moderators Posts: 14,063 Regulator
    GODGIVBIZ
    "I bust shots muhfucka, u ain't hear me 🤬 ? oh that's right,u never heard that type of sound from a woman."

    mmmmmmmmmmm

    TALK TO EM
  • _Goldie_
    _Goldie_ ablackweb.com Members, Moderators, Writer Posts: 30,349 Regulator
    GODGIVBIZ
    i guess we know who had the most bars lol

    Ill do a full review in a lil bit tho
  • atribecalledgabi
    atribecalledgabi DragonstoneMembers, Moderators Posts: 14,063 Regulator
    GODGIVBIZ
    Da Riddler wrote: »
    i guess we know who had the most bars lol

    Ill do a full review in a lil bit tho

    yea @GodGivBiz making me read on my break & 🤬 smh
  • DOPEdweebz
    DOPEdweebz What title? www.facebook.com/DOPEdweebzMembers, Moderators, Writer Posts: 29,364 Regulator
    edited January 2014
    GODGIVBIZ

    You calling me a 🤬 🤬 , now you got a brother backwards
    That will leave ya head cracked like BG, K

    Didnt even realize what I intended there. I'm off this.
  • atribecalledgabi
    atribecalledgabi DragonstoneMembers, Moderators Posts: 14,063 Regulator
    GODGIVBIZ
    🤬 I even added Gabi to my team u been food 🤬
    I’ll show that no matter how much you weighed (Wade)
    I could still show thabride that civil union
    Wade, Gabi Union? See the type of Heat you’re in?
    After this battle you’ll be forever MIA stupid


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  • lookdude
    lookdude Members Posts: 16,646 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I'll read this in the morning
  • DOPEdweebz
    DOPEdweebz What title? www.facebook.com/DOPEdweebzMembers, Moderators, Writer Posts: 29,364 Regulator
    GODGIVBIZ
    "you got 🤬 🤬 " is four words not two. Biz is an idiot.
  • Trollio
    Trollio Trollololololololololol Members Posts: 25,815 ✭✭✭✭✭
    THE BRIDE
    🤬 . ............
  • DOPEdweebz
    DOPEdweebz What title? www.facebook.com/DOPEdweebzMembers, Moderators, Writer Posts: 29,364 Regulator
    edited January 2014
    GODGIVBIZ
    Liz Taylor was a Bride 16 times
    Liza Minelli was a Bride 4 times
    Miss Elizabeth was a bride to Macho man and Luger
    so that’s 2 times
    In total that’s 22, times
    All them 🤬 dead or close to dead, don’t you re-a-LIZe?
    So what you think gonna happen to you?
    You gonna die thirsty looking for a KING too!


    Ironic how lying (LION) opened up something you denied
    Not eating the one thing you refused
    And thats ya mother 🤬 PRIDE


    I'm not even gonna quote all the 🤬 i opened with or all the schemes... just 🤬 i didnt realize i was doing, or the prebuttals.

    I bet ya 🤬 so hairy if you shaved it it get razor bumps
    How dare you come to battle me with them baby bumps
    The day you beat Biz, is the day Paul Walker steps out the car
    and tells us we got PUNKD