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Let me tell you about my ex-girlfriend

MoneyLuver
MoneyLuver Members Posts: 2,384 ✭✭✭✭
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She's a Prostitute. I met her while I was trickin' one night. She was one of those $60 for a quickie ass hoes so since it was in my price range and I'm longwinded I took tha bait


Its crazy becuz Hoes & Johns are only supposed to get but so close but I guess since I knocked that 🤬 out tha frame (which isn't unusual considering all of tha sex I've had) she wanted to hang around lol


When I met her last year I had only been out about a month. I had nothing. No money foreal, I was driving my Dad's whip & she knew it -well after I smashed the first time anyway-, my game was somewhat rusty, I'm a chunky 🤬 , and on top of that my 🤬 is little. I was fresh (no doubt) but I'm sure she was diggin me for me - maybe



Page 2
Her personality reminds me of Joseline from "Love And Hip Hop", I call her Lil' Joseline. She's a sweetheart foreal but tha 🤬 is really crazy. And that was okay with me becuz she keeps me on my toes - even tho I couldn't really stand that 🤬 half tha time and we'd just end up arguing over nothing which was wack. Her ol' "break up to 🤬 & make up" ass


But she has her moments and I'm sure if she was in a less stressful situation she wouldn't be so unhappy all of tha time. Her Mom kicked her out tha crib, her Cousin she moved in with extorted her for Rent (on top of Food), she's a 🤬 , blah blah blah. She's in school but she still Do Her even tho she claims she got a part time gig as a Receptionist


When I used to take her on some of her runs to meet "Johns". She'd give me some of tha money + gas, she'd buy Food from tha grocery store for me and my folks AND cook, she'd clean, and make me nut every night (and Day). Yeah, she moved in with Me so to say. But just until this program for struggling adults accepted her and gave her a place to stay. As long as I was in the house she was too, and if I wasn't then she wasn't - these hoes ain't loyal man

I never tripped about wat she did for money, for what? I was actually pretty intrigued and wanted to see if I could 🤬 . I failed at it becuz she was too attached to Me in tha "wrong" way and I knew it too, it was too late. I didn't wanna extort her or nothin, just learn. "Iron sharpens Iron" uknow. I had a real paycheck and she didn't so I wasn't going to try to "put the cart before the horse"



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I remember this one time I came home from work and I called her. She was suckin this guy's 🤬 and I knew she was becuz she talked to Me tha same way she talked to her Clients when she was suckin my 🤬 and they were lookin to spend money. I wasn't mad, it was actually pretty hot *shrugs*. I think she knew I was a little turned on too


Well I had ended up cuttin her off back in February for all of those arguments we kept havin' and tha fact that she likes to be very controlling and I'm just simply not gonna go for anything out here (and she knows it). But we talked and 🤬 off & on after that. Just keepin in touch to see how each other's doing. We're both Young, she's 23 [now] & I'm 25. Its good to have a friend in this game of life






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Well I smashed again tonight in my Tractor. I dropped tha Trailer back off at one of tha locations I go to and then I picked her up from around Minnesota Avenue Station and took her around tha way.


Yo, I literally was bussin it from tha back with her head and arms stickin out tha window [Sex really means nothing to Me just like it really means nothing to her *shrugs*]

Alot of people drove by but we didn't care, one 🤬 even circled tha block. That 🤬 was good tho. And even tho I have a little 🤬 I know how to use it. If u were to put Me, Mandingo, and Manuel Ferarra in a room to run a train on a Hoe I betchu I'd make her 🤬 first and she'd be most pleased with me. But pause becuz I'm not here for all of that



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When I dropped her off back at her spot her girlfriends were waiting on the front porch and when they saw her she had this funny grin on her face, she probably didn't notice that I caught it becuz when she looked in my direction she stopped. So I guess I must've made her night on tha low becuz I'm sure she must've felt special during that moment. Which was cool with me becuz that's all I really care about foreal foreal. 🤬 me, I'm anything. Spreading joy is all that matters. That's all I'm good for


But for the most part I be ignorin her calls foreal. She's too much like Joseline Hernandez and Craig's girlfriend from "Friday". But really doe tho, are flings supposed to last this long? A year is pretty unusual for all of dat. I've had one nighters and FWB before without tha trickin 🤬 of course #stamp, but this is tha longest in that regard.


She says she loves me, but I don't really love her, I just kinda like her and think we'd be better off with just my johnson in her. But finding people who genuinely care about you is pretty rare [#ShootingStar] and should never under any circumstances once you're past the age of 16 be taken for granted.



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I don't wanna settle for just anything tho. So I see as the best bet just playing it safe until we're both at a better place in our own lives and time has shown its face



Is that or is that not the Grown & Sexy thing to do?



Inb4 you kissed her with 🤬 on her tongue.




No I didn't. She always brushed her teeth after work




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Comments

  •   Colin$mackabi$h
    Colin$mackabi$h Smartass Snatch Money ave.Members Posts: 16,586 ✭✭✭✭✭
    This is your ex?
  • Co_Town_Michael
    Co_Town_Michael Bruh. TexasMembers Posts: 5,551 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You weak as 🤬 for loving a hoe.
    🤬 got the taste of atleast 30 🤬 in his mouth and 🤬 .
  • MoneyLuver
    MoneyLuver Members Posts: 2,384 ✭✭✭✭
    edited August 2014
    This is your ex?


    Yeah. Her name is Elise
  •   Colin$mackabi$h
    Colin$mackabi$h Smartass Snatch Money ave.Members Posts: 16,586 ✭✭✭✭✭
    MoneyLuver wrote: »
    This is your ex?


    Yeah. Her name is Elise

    You don't really wanna keep her for the long term do you?
  • Ajackson17
    Ajackson17 On the shoulders of Giants and Elders in history UniverseMembers Posts: 22,501 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Where is the pic?
  • A Talented One
    A Talented One stew Members Posts: 4,202 ✭✭✭
  • Stomp Johnson
    Stomp Johnson Trashposting Til Infinity Members, Writer Posts: 3,624 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Let me tell you about the last time I freeposted...
  • Ip man
    Ip man Members Posts: 993 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Dude been trollin.
  • Busta Carmichael
    Busta Carmichael IC Hall Of Famer, LOT Members, Moderators Posts: 13,160 Regulator
    MoneyLuver wrote: »
    Page 1


    I'm a chunky 🤬 , and on top of that my 🤬 is little. I was fresh (no doubt) but I'm sure she was diggin me for me - maybe


    tho I have a little 🤬 I know how to use it.



    What went thru your mind while writing this to a bunch of dudes? You are a very weird person.
  • illestni99ainne
    illestni99ainne I let ur gal suck me off from da back and ur moms giv me cornrows on my crack cuz Im nasty like that Members Posts: 5,365 ✭✭✭✭✭
    so you find it hot when shes talking to you on the phone while she's sucking 🤬 ?

    ok im out thread is beyond 🤬 .
  • BangEm_Bart
    BangEm_Bart Members Posts: 9,503 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Kys bruh
  • banginscrew901
    banginscrew901 Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 7,148 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Instead of brushing her teeth you should have told her to gargle with some bleach ammonia and pine sol
  • The_Jackal
    The_Jackal Members Posts: 3,628 ✭✭✭✭✭
    My ex was a pretty 🤬 person. 🤬 around and got her pregnant. Even still she drank smoke and took/snorted pills. Learned my lesson about dating half white/white women
  • HustleThaDon
    HustleThaDon 713 or nothing Houston Members Posts: 28,567 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Let me tell you about the last time I freeposted...

  • Ajackson17
    Ajackson17 On the shoulders of Giants and Elders in history UniverseMembers Posts: 22,501 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The_Jackal wrote: »
    My ex was a pretty 🤬 person. 🤬 around and got her pregnant. Even still she drank smoke and took/snorted pills. Learned my lesson about dating half white/white women

    🤬 what?!
  • The_Jackal
    The_Jackal Members Posts: 3,628 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The_Jackal wrote: »
    My ex was a pretty 🤬 person. 🤬 around and got her pregnant. Even still she drank smoke and took/snorted pills. Learned my lesson about dating half white/white women

    🤬 what?!

    Told this story on the ic before. This is two yes ago when I was 20. We were 🤬 buddies at first til I got her pregnant. I never had a father but I thought the right thing to do was be with her and raise my son. You know how it is with 🤬 buddies you don't really pay attention to there character and flaws because you just want 🤬 . At first she told me she would stop doing all that 🤬 and when it became clear she wouldn't I told her to just abort it. She got mad at me for saying that I told her she was a dumb 🤬 hypocrite and we broke up. Her exbf who was really deeply in love with her the whole time and actually offered to raise my kid ended up paying for the abortion. She tried to like taunt me about it cuz I didn't know the sex yet and she knew I wanted a son so she hit me up like oh it was gonna be a boy know how u wanted a son blah blah blah. I just was like dumb 🤬 I deaf you had the abortion I got what I wanted in the end.
    I like to think the moral of the is white women/half white women who only date black men are 🤬 .
  • Max.
    Max. Members Posts: 33,009 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Its like u made one 🤬 thread got roasted n turned into a troll
  • MoneyLuver
    MoneyLuver Members Posts: 2,384 ✭✭✭✭
    Why yall so jealous tho?


    I asked a question on about a relationship. Since everybody's so infactuated with Hookers and what they're like in real life I figured I just come out wth it




    There's no "ducktales" in this story, its all real
  • MoneyLuver
    MoneyLuver Members Posts: 2,384 ✭✭✭✭
    MoneyLuver wrote: »
    This is your ex?


    Yeah. Her name is Elise

    You don't really wanna keep her for the long term do you?


    Honestly, her whole breed ain't really my style. There's just so much offkey about her I really don't wanna go out like this




    But "love is blind" and no matter how many broads u hit in life, only 1 of them is tha right 1
  • goldenja
    goldenja Members Posts: 6,351 ✭✭✭✭✭
    CUUUUUUUURTISSSSSSS!
  • MoneyLuver
    MoneyLuver Members Posts: 2,384 ✭✭✭✭
    Let me tell you about the last time I freeposted...

    I don't understand?



    The_Jackal wrote: »
    The_Jackal wrote: »
    My ex was a pretty 🤬 person. 🤬 around and got her pregnant. Even still she drank smoke and took/snorted pills. Learned my lesson about dating half white/white women

    🤬 what?!

    Told this story on the ic before. This is two yes ago when I was 20. We were 🤬 buddies at first til I got her pregnant. I never had a father but I thought the right thing to do was be with her and raise my son. You know how it is with 🤬 buddies you don't really pay attention to there character and flaws because you just want 🤬 .

    At first she told me she would stop doing all that 🤬 and when it became clear she wouldn't I told her to just abort it. She got mad at me for saying that I told her she was a dumb 🤬 hypocrite and we broke up. Her exbf who was really deeply in love with her the whole time and actually offered to raise my kid ended up paying for the abortion.

    She tried to like taunt me about it cuz I didn't know the sex yet and she knew I wanted a son so she hit me up like oh it was gonna be a boy know how u wanted a son blah blah blah. I just was like dumb 🤬 I deaf you had the abortion I got what I wanted in the end.

    I like to think the moral of the is white women/half white women who only date black men are 🤬 .


    I actually have like two or three stories similar to this. But they weren't on drugs and didn't 🤬 for money
  • MoneyLuver
    MoneyLuver Members Posts: 2,384 ✭✭✭✭
    No matter how much I tried to fall back and be a regular person, 🤬 won't allow me to be basic
  • Trollio
    Trollio Trollololololololololol Members Posts: 25,817 ✭✭✭✭✭
    🤬 as 🤬
  • MoneyLuver
    MoneyLuver Members Posts: 2,384 ✭✭✭✭
    Jealousy is a trait only 🤬 are supposed to have.


    I gotta stay sucka free out here
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