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**Ladies...Having male company over..or on the way...when you have GAS****

Aquafina..floeAquafina..floe queen of all queenscooking sunday dinner in a fresh leotardMembers Posts: 4,110 ✭✭✭✭✭
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ok i know we have all been in the situation where your somewhere and yo stomach just out the nowwhere staarts tearin it up and u just need to start letting out them conservative poot poots


but what about when u have a dude coming over and you got that GAS....is it a no go??? or a nah
i know there was a recent situation when i was expecting me lil friend to come over one night and im getting ready u know cleaning the house and all that stuff n i HAD that GAS i was soooo 🤬 mad cause man this is my lil boo thang and i aint seen him since forever due to his job

so im tryna get it all out n stuff but it just wouldnt stop coming i was so 🤬 🤬 !!!....so i finally called him and told him that i had to babysit some neighbors kids

@pico in this situation what would you have done.....
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  • goldenjagoldenja Members Posts: 6,351 ✭✭✭✭✭
    lol.. poot poots
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  • goldenjagoldenja Members Posts: 6,351 ✭✭✭✭✭
    i thought yalls poot poots smelled like fresh baked cinnamon rolls
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  • Rubato GarciaRubato Garcia Members Posts: 4,912 ✭✭✭✭✭
    "Why you gotta say nasty 🤬 ?"

    - 🤬 happens
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  • BrideofKillaBrideofKilla I'm no hero... I put my bra on one boob at a time just like everyone else. THC= The Healing ComponentGuests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 4,566 ✭✭✭✭✭
    That's what incense are for...

    If it's your man though he better get used to it because I read a thrilling novella entitled 'everybody poops'...

    Needless to say it changed my life....
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  • zombiezombie Members Posts: 13,450 ✭✭✭✭✭
    you need to 🤬 then 🤬 you need to 🤬 then 🤬 make sure you spray the house if the man is close to you he won't mind stop all the pretty stoosh fuckery
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  • Aquafina..floeAquafina..floe queen of all queens cooking sunday dinner in a fresh leotardMembers Posts: 4,110 ✭✭✭✭✭
    tha_bride22 wrote: »
    That's what incense are for...

    If it's your man though he better get used to it because I read a thrilling novella entitled 'everybody poops'...

    Needless to say it changed my life....

    really...i love to read...ima have to look that up.......

    i feel you though in the incense but i mean im the type if im talking to any man ...unless we on some serious marriage stuff or he my baby dad..i cant do all this in front of him..its just awkward
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  • Bussy_Getta Bussy_Getta STFUMembers Posts: 37,679 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Pop a beano and sit on his face
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  • playmaker88playmaker88 Boy, I tell you that's vision Like Tony Romo when he hitting Witten Members Posts: 67,905 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2014
    🤬 be like damn it smells like something crawled up inside of you and died....

    :|
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  • Aquafina..floeAquafina..floe queen of all queens cooking sunday dinner in a fresh leotardMembers Posts: 4,110 ✭✭✭✭✭
    playmaker88 wrote: »
    🤬 be like damn it smells like something crawled up inside of you and died..

    :|

    my pat pats dont stink
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  • T. SanfordT. Sanford Trill Doggy Dogg (Legion Of Trill) Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 25,291 ✭✭✭✭✭
    It seem like the finest chicks have the 🤬 smelling farts
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  • jimprophetjimprophet Members Posts: 36 ✭
    the bigger the 🤬 , the stankier the 🤬
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  • blackgod813blackgod813 Members Posts: 9,577 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Make it 🤬 game make him wipe it
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