I went to the club yesterday

deathrowzorrow

I went to the club with my 🤬 yesterday we both was high on drugs and achohol i was on dance mode i did the classic nasir jones dance many girls was lookin at me, all eyez on me wow. I start to dance with a white girl kinda pretty to be white, my friend was behind whisperin in my ear all the time "i want her" "🤬 u owe me 20$ 🤬 was kinda annoyin cuz at the same time she givin me lapdance. I told him get her friend instead but nah this 🤬 kept sayin no and kept WHISPERIN "🤬 PLEASE i want her" .. So I was mad as 🤬 could not take i went outside and start smokin and i could see from the window how my 🤬 was dancin with this white girl but he was the one givin her the lapdance.. her friend came outside and start smoke with me, this white girl had a boyfriend (the security guard) so the security guard went up to me talkin big like he was a straight G, "don't talk with my girl" .. I told him cracka pleaze i was not there to fight so i went back in the club and the girl who i dance with from the start jump on me, start hugin me, everything.. & my friend walks up to me "🤬 what u doin"? she wants me? .. 🤬 .. we start arguin and yellin people heard bout it and the white people surround us and YELL FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT..This 🤬 🤬 took of his shirt 🤬 been my homie since day1 but nah but we was high on 🤬 marjiuana everything vodka. he start punch me as i dodge the punches i didnt want to punch back but soon as he hit me on the face i also took of my shirt and start punchin but it end me gettin knocked since the 🤬 rolemodel mike tyson, 🤬 🤬 🤬 . I woke up like 2minutes later the people laid me on the sofa & when i woke up the first thing i saw waz the pretty white girl big ass from a distance so i start doin my nasir jones dance & walks up to her. I took her hand start dancin & laughin but nah she said "GET OF ME I*VE GOT A BOYFRIEND"? 🤬 what? i was hurt as 🤬 , was bout to cry , i told her wtchu u talkin bout?? u givin me lapdances it must been something? i got knocked out cuz of you she didn't care she just walk to the toilet but i followed her & jump in the toilet with her when she waz gonna close the door .. i start punchin her in the toilet and i took all her money & keys, id, keys .. I know i had escape soon as i could, so i went out from the toilet and ran home, i saw my friend layin on the floor knocked out by the security guard since he tried to get the other girl who waz in relationship with the guard.

I run fast ass i can and i see the guards runnin after me but they never caught me

_Lefty

Man, with all due respect. I don't know what you be shootin for. But I know you're missing the target.

Lou Cypher

Lmfao @ we was both high on drugs and alcohol.

"We smoked a bunch of them weed drugs"

Idiopathic Joker

Lmso this 🤬 need to write a children's book

JonnyRoccIT

"We was high on 🤬 Marijuana Everything Vodka ."

Arya Tsaddiq

he start punch me as i dodge the punches i didnt want to punch back but soon as he hit me on the face i also took of my shirt and start punchin but it end me gettin knocked since the 🤬 rolemodel mike tyson, 🤬 🤬 🤬 . I woke up like 2minutes later the people laid me on the sofa & when i woke up the first thing i saw waz the pretty white girl big ass from a distance so i start doin my nasir jones dance & walks up to her. I took her hand start dancin & laughin but nah she said "GET OF ME I*VE GOT A BOYFRIEND"? 🤬 what? i was hurt as 🤬 , was bout to cry , i told her wtchu u talkin bout??

Elzo69Renaissance

I'm over here dying laughing yo almost got tears in my eyes lol

Dupac

deathrowzorrow wrote: »

but it end me gettin knocked since the 🤬 rolemodel mike tyson, 🤬 🤬 🤬 . I woke up like 2minutes later the people laid me on the sofa & when i woke up the first thing i saw waz the pretty white girl big ass from a distance so i start doin my nasir jones dance

this part right here though......

The Lonious Monk

I give the OP a GOAT. It reads like it was written by a methed out 3rd grader, but witnessing some 🤬 like that in real life would be the funniest thing ever.

englishdude

Story took a hell of a turn at the end there buddy, 🤬 .... Just mobbed a chick in a toilet stall for her jewels and house keys lol.

I knew this was made by you by the title.... You're on a role but you over saturate you'll become stale.

Dupac

yo this was such an unexpected laugh

JonnyRoccIT

This 🤬 got a hell of an imagination.
I bet he can Freestyle his ass off . . .

englishdude

JonnyRoccIT wrote: »

This kids got a hell of an imagination.
I bet he can Freestyle yodel his ass off . . .

Fixed for you buddy.

T. Sanford

I'm on mobile. Somebody deliver the thread with the Nasir Jones dance gif

Dupac

Busta Carmichael

JonnyRoccIT wrote: »

"We was high on 🤬 Marijuana Everything Vodka ."

deathrowzorrow wrote: »

but it end me gettin knocked since the 🤬 rolemodel mike tyson, 🤬 🤬 🤬 . I woke up like 2minutes later the people laid me on the sofa & when i woke up the first thing i saw waz the pretty white girl big ass from a distance so i start doin my nasir jones dance

These 2 right here made my day

Purr

Lmmmaaoo

JonnyRoccIT

He was High on Vodka tho . . .

movinonup

Lmao

Parallel

Damn man I'm glad you're okay, 🤬 sounded dangerous.

Busta Carmichael

movinonup wrote: »

Lmao

Who u?

movinonup

Oh just a newbie @Busta Carmichael ‌

Roster Player #99

Yo ass ain't new.

And zorrow is the goat. Him and real lady.

Reigns

Pure comedy.

Turfaholic

movinonup wrote: »

Lmao

2nd question: Is that you in that pic?

movinonup

@Turfaholic‌ yes that's me
@roster Player #99 I am new