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Seedz Therapy: Come in and get Therapized

SunflowaSeeds
SunflowaSeeds Members Posts: 12,210 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited April 2015 in AKA Donkey
My first patient is @Khaleesi but I'm willing to take on more patients.
Post in here and get therapized by Seedzington.




In reference to:
Khaleesi wrote: »
Im real enough to self evaluate.

My issue is simple.

1. My self esteem is higher than average.

2. I am controlling because of my mother's controlling ways.

3. I am a 🤬 because i would rather be a 🤬 than a liar & I pride myself on being an honest person.

4. I don't bow down to men & wear the pants in my marriage because my mother was the breadwinner & my father was the stay at home daddy ( I love my daddy so much.. He never hit us... But my mom beat our 🤬 )

Basically... I take after my mother and while growing up my parents told us over & over how we are all special and amazing young ladies and that we are worth more than all the money in the world.

Some dislike that I comeoff as a "better than you" type of person... But really I only see myself as extraordinary. I dont think that im better than anyone. Unless you are a 🤬 or serial killer... Or pathological liar.

My insecurities? Well, I hate my big hands. I hate my non existent eyebrows (which run in the family). And I hate my uneven skin tone (which I am working on).

This is why I am me.
Khaleesi wrote: »
I was actually popular in highschool.
Varsity cheerleader and everyone knew my name. I went though all of highschcool without any major drama, fights or suspensions.

Elementary/middle school is a different story. I was mean and a bully.
Twice made a boy voluntarily go inside a dumpster.

I learned to tone down my brutal honesty when I got to highschool and just sipped my tea.
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Comments

  • LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY
    LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY SHAPE YOUR REALITY INSIDE WHICH YOU THRIVE Members, Writer Posts: 17,670 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • MistyKnight
    MistyKnight YtDemonSlayer WakandaMembers Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Have you been drinking again seedz?
  • LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY
    LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY SHAPE YOUR REALITY INSIDE WHICH YOU THRIVE Members, Writer Posts: 17,670 ✭✭✭✭✭
    something is a little pervert in your endeavor bruh
    why do you want them to EXHIBIT their matter in public?

    being a good therapist requires discretion not EXHIBITION for GOATS

    you should start analysing yourself bruh... something not right with you
  • MistyKnight
    MistyKnight YtDemonSlayer WakandaMembers Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Seedz just wants to eat my 🤬 .

    Case closed.
  • OmegaConflict
    OmegaConflict I AM A GIANT RETARD Members Posts: 39,030 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • SunflowaSeeds
    SunflowaSeeds Members Posts: 12,210 ✭✭✭✭✭
    something not right with you

    You think?
    Off&On wrote: »
    I'm in, I love hearing about myself.

    I'm not sure who you are, I'd need a reference.

  • LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY
    LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY SHAPE YOUR REALITY INSIDE WHICH YOU THRIVE Members, Writer Posts: 17,670 ✭✭✭✭✭
    something not right with you

    You think?
    Off&On wrote: »
    I'm in, I love hearing about myself.

    I'm not sure who you are, I'd need a reference.

    its not PROFESSIONAL and very COCKY to go public when you re a therapist if you re really are.

    cause the more i watch your vid the more i doubt.

    you are seeking notoriety and validation too
  • SunflowaSeeds
    SunflowaSeeds Members Posts: 12,210 ✭✭✭✭✭
    something not right with you

    You think?
    Off&On wrote: »
    I'm in, I love hearing about myself.

    I'm not sure who you are, I'd need a reference.

    its not PROFESSIONAL and very COCKY to go public when you re a therapist if you re really are.

    cause the more i watch your vid the more i doubt.

    you are seeking notoriety and validation too

    You're fun. Keep talking I'm intrigued.
  • Idiopathic Joker
    Idiopathic Joker PISTOL GRIP PUMP IN MY LAP AT ALL TIMES Working On My LowriderMembers, Moderators Posts: 45,691 Regulator
    Therapized lol
  • MistyKnight
    MistyKnight YtDemonSlayer WakandaMembers Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Khaleesi wrote: »
    Seedz just wants to eat my 🤬 .

    Case closed.

    Who taught you this line of reasoning? When your mother was telling you about your self worth did she relat it to how many men want to give you oral sex? did she tell you "when a man critiques you, he just wants to eat your 🤬 ".

    If I tell you that I don't want to do that, how does that make you feel? Does it make you want to put me in a dumpster? Does it frustrate you becsuse you can't?

    Interesting...

    Dr. Seedz, this is Donkey.

    If you are really serious about this whole shenanigans (which I am guessing you are not) then I suggest asking the MODs to move this thread to GNS... where it will most likely die.
  • MistyKnight
    MistyKnight YtDemonSlayer WakandaMembers Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Also Dr. Seedz, my PM is always available :)
  • SunflowaSeeds
    SunflowaSeeds Members Posts: 12,210 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Kat wrote: »
    interesting

    Lemmy mad af right now!

    I'm wondering why he is reacting in this way... Is there something I am missing?

    I'm not saying he's wrong either.
  • LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY
    LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY SHAPE YOUR REALITY INSIDE WHICH YOU THRIVE Members, Writer Posts: 17,670 ✭✭✭✭✭
    something not right with you

    You think?
    Off&On wrote: »
    I'm in, I love hearing about myself.

    I'm not sure who you are, I'd need a reference.

    its not PROFESSIONAL and very COCKY to go public when you re a therapist if you re really are.

    cause the more i watch your vid the more i doubt.

    you are seeking notoriety and validation too

    You're fun. Keep talking I'm intrigued.

    im not fun

    just tellin the truth

    your Khaleesi analyse is very funny

    wack but funny
  • Kat
    Kat Don't @ Me to Dumb Shit. H-TownMembers Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Lemmy has prided himself as the resident IC therapist...I believe his study focuses on sex therapy.

    He is also quite the libertine with a slight obsession for Pico.
  • SunflowaSeeds
    SunflowaSeeds Members Posts: 12,210 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Khaleesi wrote: »
    Also Dr. Seedz, my PM is always available :)

    No no no, I see what you're doing here. I am trying a new form of therapy that is out in the public which I think definitely suits our professional relationship. You've already accused me of wanting you in a sexual nature, I must protect myself against a lawsuit.

    Also stop deflecting, I am not the patient here, you are!
  • SunflowaSeeds
    SunflowaSeeds Members Posts: 12,210 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I see, completely understandable. I don't want to step on anybody's toes.

    Hey Lem would you like to going to practice together? We could make a partnership out of this nh.
  • SunflowaSeeds
    SunflowaSeeds Members Posts: 12,210 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Mastery wrote: »
    "Your uneven skin tone and your non existent eyebrows... Maybe that's why you like Khaleesi because she has huge eyebrows... right? Do you wanna be like Khaleesi? Do you wanna look like her? She is white... hmmmm... that's above my paygrade, I'm not gonna get into that" - Seedz.

    Lmao!

    Leave it up to you to pick the part that almost made me LOL and break character.
  • Kat
    Kat Don't @ Me to Dumb Shit. H-TownMembers Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Sunflower give me some wise words.
  • Mastery
    Mastery Sion Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 14,776 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Mastery wrote: »
    "Your uneven skin tone and your non existent eyebrows... Maybe that's why you like Khaleesi because she has huge eyebrows... right? Do you wanna be like Khaleesi? Do you wanna look like her? She is white... hmmmm... that's above my paygrade, I'm not gonna get into that" - Seedz.

    Lmao!

    Leave it up to you to pick the part that almost made me LOL and break character.
    I was over here dyin ' haha
  • LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY
    LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY SHAPE YOUR REALITY INSIDE WHICH YOU THRIVE Members, Writer Posts: 17,670 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Kat wrote: »
    Lemmy has prided himself as the resident IC therapist...I believe his study focuses on sex therapy.

    He is also quite the libertine with a slight obsession for Pico.

    @Parallel is im still a student

    lol