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THE 10 WORST DRINKS BLACK PEOPLE EVER THOUGHT IT WAS COOL TO DRINK

CainCain The audacity of you fuck niggasCyttorax DimensionMembers, Moderators Posts: 44,543 Regulator
10. Cristal
Because you will never convince me there’s any discernible difference between Cristal and Andre.

9. Malt liquor (any)
I know it’s not politically correct to victim blame, but if you willingly sleep with someone who drinks malt liquor and you wake up with your TV, toothbrushes, and four steps off of your staircase missing, you deserved it.

8. Hpnotiq
Despite looking and sounding like it was brewed by the Fraggle Rock construction workers, was inexplicably popular in 2003 and hasn’t really been seen since. Which leads me to believe “Hpnotiq” and “Ja Rule” are the same thing.

7. Thug Passion
Nothing Tupac ever did — not releasing an album named after a person who faked their own death after he actually died, not being the only straight Black male in the history of ever to successfully pull off the nose ring — is as impressive as him convincing Black America that Alize and Cristal (and then Alize and Hennessy) mixed together was actually something you should actually order and actually drink with your own actual mouth.

6. The Incredible Hulk
Dear Black People: When are we going to stop trying to mix Hennessy with every 🤬 thing? (And when will we finally collectively admit that…Hennessy doesn’t actually taste good?)

5. Liquid Viagra
Because any time you can drink a drink that tastes like horse’s 🤬 , but after the horse drank two gallons of Mountain Dew, you need to drink that drink.

4. Amaretto Sour
Raise your hand if this was the first drink you ordered in a club. Keep your hand up if you’ve ordered it any time after your 24th birthday. Now take that hand and smack the 🤬 out of yourself with it.

3. Mogen David 20/20
Raise your hand if you wanted to make the Incredible Hulk one very ambitious night, but couldn’t find any Hpnotiq and couldn’t afford any Hennessy, so you got super unambitious and mixed Wild Turkey with Blue Raspberry MD 20/20.
(Looks around.)
Oh, I guess that was just me. Nevermind, then. Forget I even asked.

2. Literally any sports drink mixed with literally any alcoholic beverage
Raise your hand if you spent at least three to five years in your early 20s trying to find a Gatorade/liquor combination that actually worked. And keep that hand up if you’re now in your mid 30s and still convinced there is a combo that actually works and still committed to finding it even if it means having your Wife Person ask why you buy so much Gatorade at Costco.

1. Everclear
Is the worst thing 🤬 ever created. Nothing, not the albino cockroach, not Joffrey Baratheon, not Dion Waiters, is worse than Everclear.


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http://verysmartbrothas.com/the-10-worst-drinks-black-people-ever-thought-it-was-cool-to-drink/
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  • D0wnD0wn Members Posts: 10,818 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Delphas wrote: »
    Cain wrote: »
    (And when will we finally collectively admit that…Hennessy doesn’t actually taste good?)

    🤬 ....

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    smack that 🤬 , back to B.C.E he might come back with some sense
  • Trollio Trollio Trollololololololololol Members Posts: 25,817 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Enj
    Jose cuevro
  • King_MeKing_Me Real Nigga All Day And Tomorrow Members Posts: 663 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Incredible Hulk and Long Island Iced Tea were the "when all else fails" drink back in the day.
  • zzombiezzombie Members Posts: 11,280 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Devil's spring????? 99 bananas????
  • alliknowishatealliknowishate Members Posts: 686 ✭✭✭✭
    🤬 that list. I drink malt liquor and rot gut
  • A$AP_A$TONA$AP_A$TON 30 Year Old Version Members Posts: 11,691 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Amaretto Sour's are alright, nfg over here
  • So ILLSo ILL Members Posts: 16,507 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I keep telling 🤬 to stop going so hard on that malt liquor a.k.a. liquid 🤬 .

    All I mess with really is Hennessy and Crown. Oh, and Bacardi and Kool-aid lol.
  • vagrant-718vagrant-718 Members Posts: 4,569 ✭✭✭✭✭
    King_Me wrote: »
    Incredible Hulk and Long Island Iced Tea were the "when all else fails" drink back in the day.

    My boy stay ordering Long Island when he don't know what else to get
  • S2JS2J Members Posts: 28,476 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Cornball list. Most these drinks are perfectly fine. I mean its liqour,the objective is to mix it and make it taste differnt. Id 🤬 up a Incredible hulk right damn na
  • soul rattlersoul rattler Chief Petty Officer of the Ill Community Naval Command HOOYAHMembers Posts: 18,852 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2015
    CP203 wrote: »
    All liquor taste nasty but serves its purpose

    Not only does not all liquor taste nasty

    Not all liquor serves its purpose.
  • CP203CP203 Members Posts: 10,421 ✭✭✭✭✭
    CP203 wrote: »
    All liquor taste nasty but serves its purpose

    Not only does not all liquor taste nasty

    Not all liquor serves its purpose.

    All liquor gets you 🤬 , serves Its purpose
  • black caesarblack caesar Members Posts: 12,036 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Go figure wrote: »
    That d'usse 🤬 had me starting new years in all the wrong ways

    Drop the story.
  • black caesarblack caesar Members Posts: 12,036 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2015
    King_Me wrote: »
    Incredible Hulk and Long Island Iced Tea were the "when all else fails" drink back in the day.

    My boy stay ordering Long Island when he don't know what else to get

    Applebee's has the mucho long island for $5 all day everyday. No happy hour.
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