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..."First Time" stories.

JonnyRoccIT
JonnyRoccIT . . . Player Shit ONLY .ZONE 6 Atlanta, GAMembers Posts: 14,389 ✭✭✭✭✭
Usually, everyone's first time is Horrible or dope AF.

Mines of course goes in the Horrible category.

Cool so, I'm 14 and in Florida at Granny crib for Thanksgiving.
My Aunt was always adopting a shitload of kids and usually girls . She had this bad lil yella 🤬 that aint stay with her too long, i was mad about that 🤬 boyyyyyy.
But back to the story, She had like 5 adopted kids. We all in Florida and one night they say they going on the Cruise ship to go gamble .
Im like cool . The younger kids is sleep and only me and the oldest one up. She was Selmteen (17) at the time .
Now she wasn't all that cute, but she had some big ass 🤬 and at 1 in the morning...Jonny WIT THAT 🤬 .!
We both laying down bout to go to sleep and she asks am i still up.
I say yeah,
And she asks could she lay down with me and im like Cool.
She tells me she's 🤬 ...and starts to go in my draws .
Im like bettttttttt lol

But Shawdy had some rough ass hands.
She tryna jack me off dry and she damn near startin a Fire .
I'm twitchin and 🤬 and she thinkin i like it but i was in pain brah .
So, i just tell her to stop and i pull out them tiddies and spend a minute on them MFs . Lol

Then.......i make my way down to them panties.
Smh i aint know what was in store for me.
She tells me she's going off her period, but she's not bleeding . Im like ummmmm cool.
So i pull off them draws anyways and Lady of Rage 'Afro Puffs' played in my head brah.
I mean, Shawdy had the Area Rug going . . .
I'm 14 & its dark, brah it was so bad i couldn't find where to put it in at . !
So she helps me out and im stroking brah...im thinking like this aint what i had in mind for my first time, but 🤬 it .!
So i finish up pretty fast lol cause i had a bad feeling .

Brah, i get up and go to the bathroom and my Boxers and Shirt looked like Tre after he just held ricky in Boyz N The Hood brah .!

I ask shawdy to hand me my bag cause i gotta toss this 🤬 . She looks at me and starts laughing and saying how sorry she was for doing that 🤬 .
I start washing my 🤬 and my 🤬 got Rug burn brah .
I'm like "...THIS 🤬 IS THE WORSTTTTT CUH ."

Brah i musta spoke TWO words to her for the rest of the time we was there .

Smh

I know when i went back to school though, i told all the homies my 8th Grade ass smashed on a high school senior .! lol


Drop y'all stories...

PS.: I'm sure this thread prolly already been made, but ION GIVE A DAMN . Let it live...
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Comments

  • Kat
    Kat Don't @ Me to Dumb Shit. H-TownMembers Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
    My first time was actually not that bad. I was liquored up so it saved it from being too awkward.

    I was also 19 and the last to do it amongst my friends so I felt like I already knew what was up.

    Half white, half Latino..nice body, aight face.
  • Rasta.
    Rasta. Mt. ZionMembers Posts: 9,342 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Kat wrote: »
    My first time was actually not that bad. I was liquored up so it saved it from being too awkward.

    I was also 19 and the last to do it amongst my friends so I felt like I already knew what was up.

    Half white, half Latino..nice body, aight face.

    No wonder you're making up for lost time....at 19 i was almost a decade into it
  • JonnyRoccIT
    JonnyRoccIT . . . Player Shit ONLY . ZONE 6 Atlanta, GAMembers Posts: 14,389 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Man of you dont get this marques houston my very first time a** thread up outta here....

    Ay Brah, You Forgot this . . .



























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  • Kat
    Kat Don't @ Me to Dumb Shit. H-TownMembers Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Rasta. wrote: »
    Kat wrote: »
    My first time was actually not that bad. I was liquored up so it saved it from being too awkward.

    I was also 19 and the last to do it amongst my friends so I felt like I already knew what was up.

    Half white, half Latino..nice body, aight face.

    No wonder you're making up for lost time....at 19 i was almost a decade into it

    Yeah I made up for it in my 20s..but I've only had one 🤬 since 29 boo.
  • Kat
    Kat Don't @ Me to Dumb Shit. H-TownMembers Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ps..wtf @ 🤬 at 12.
  • SolemnSauce
    SolemnSauce Don't wanna go tew hard, Don't wanna upset em, tryta infiltrate I won't let em, naaah I vet em In my skin Members Posts: 15,860 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Me 16, she 24,..smashed thoro

    Goat me..
  • Kat
    Kat Don't @ Me to Dumb Shit. H-TownMembers Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • SolemnSauce
    SolemnSauce Don't wanna go tew hard, Don't wanna upset em, tryta infiltrate I won't let em, naaah I vet em In my skin Members Posts: 15,860 ✭✭✭✭✭
  • iron man1
    iron man1 Genius, Billionaire, Playboy, Philanthropist Avengers TowerMembers Posts: 29,989 ✭✭✭✭✭
    My first time was with my ex I was 18 she was 24. She was obviously more experienced then I was so after we got in a little foreplay she was riding me. Her 🤬 were big were amazing and seeing them bounce and getting to suck on them. Was a great feeling but I was nervous hoping that she was feeling good too I was thinking a lot. She knew I was a little nervous and said it was it was ok it's your first not supposed to be amazing she was cool. After we finished we definitely talked about going at it the next time. Was either a day or two later where we went at it again and I was much more comfortable in taking control. She was thicker and taller than me so I made sure to go harder and pushed them legs back. Twas a glorious session.

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  • ChillaDaGawd
    ChillaDaGawd Light it......smoke it......snort it HashtownMembers Posts: 12,021 ✭✭✭✭✭
    You 🤬 are hilarious b
  • JonnyRoccIT
    JonnyRoccIT . . . Player Shit ONLY . ZONE 6 Atlanta, GAMembers Posts: 14,389 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ayebaebae wrote: »
    I'm here for this thread :)
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    You need to stop ya lying and drop yours too . . .
  • AyeB_
    AyeB_ V Members Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭✭✭
    How so?

    Bc you had sex with a minor.
  • AyeB_
    AyeB_ V Members Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ayebaebae wrote: »
    I'm here for this thread :)
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    You need to stop ya lying and drop yours too . . .

    I've really never had a man, first kiss or sex. I'm dead ass serious. All I know is porn.
  • ChillaDaGawd
    ChillaDaGawd Light it......smoke it......snort it HashtownMembers Posts: 12,021 ✭✭✭✭✭
    ayebaebae wrote: »
    ayebaebae wrote: »
    I'm here for this thread :)
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    You need to stop ya lying and drop yours too . . .

    I've really never had a man, first kiss or sex. I'm dead ass serious. All I know is porn.

    Sad
  • ChillaDaGawd
    ChillaDaGawd Light it......smoke it......snort it HashtownMembers Posts: 12,021 ✭✭✭✭✭
    First time ever had sex on the couch....I was 14 she was 15. I lasted 2 mins. Craziest thing was I remember the NJ Nets were playing on TNT. ....wild 🤬